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  • #76
    Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards!

    But notice it says he shouldn't be alone and furthermore there were no dishes to wash or meals to cook since they were vegetarians and they ate mostly fruit and vegetables. Eve was made so Adam wouldn't be alone and so that she could help take care of the Garden and everything in it.

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    • #77
      Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards!

      Originally posted by Mei Saeki View Post
      But notice it says he shouldn't be alone
      And you're saying he should have been left alone. You're saying the LORD should have told Adam that despite trying, but not finding a suitable companion among the entire animal population (ew), tough nuggies, suck it up buttercup, go and find a four legged beast that will do the job and make the best with it? You're saying that would have been better for the world?
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • #78
        Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards!

        Um...you clearly don't read bible, firstly after all the things I've seen you comment which is totally unrelated right now. Anyway, Adam saw that all the animals had a companion but he didn't God made him sleep removed a rib bone and made a woman so he wouldn't be alone. I take back what I said, happy?

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        • #79
          Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards!

          Originally posted by Mei Saeki View Post
          But notice it says he shouldn't be alone
          Alone =/= lonely. Two totally different things.

          and furthermore there were no dishes to wash or meals to cook since they were vegetarians and they ate mostly fruit and vegetables.
          And your proof for that statement is...?

          Eve was made so Adam wouldn't be alone and so that she could help take care of the Garden and everything in it.

          Genesis 2:
          18 And the Lord God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.

          Help meet. A sidekick, if you will. That person in the movies who does all the work but doesn't get the girl at the end.

          Most definitely, not a person of an equal value.
          God created fossils to test our faith.

          * * *

          My favorite LBC sermons:
          True Christians are Perfect!
          True Christian™ Love.
          Salvation™ made Easy!
          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
          God HATES Rational Thinking!
          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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          • #80
            Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards!

            Originally posted by Mei Saeki View Post
            ...God should have just let Adam be alone...
            Wait, God failed somehow, in your opinion?

            ...he knew this would happen...
            That's what omniscience means. And omnipotence means that He could have changed it, but didn't.

            Kinda like the Holocaust. And Hiroshima and Nagasaki. And the Spanish flu (killed ~50 million right after World War 1 just got finished killing 16 million). And all the plagues throughout history (eg. ~200 million dead from black plague, mid-1300s).

            All stuff that did not need to happen (well, that's my opinion, obviously God does not agree with me) but did.

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            • #81
              Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards!

              I rephrase what I said and have had a small talk with my husband. God knows the future and past, he planned it all out every detail and he doesn't want to change it. Forgive me for saying he failed somehow. He didn't, I'm pregnant so I'm having mood swings.

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              • #82
                Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards!

                Originally posted by Mei Saeki View Post
                ...God knows the future and past, he planned it all out every detail and he doesn't want to change it...
                Like when He precondemned all the people throughout history who didn't have a chance to hear about Jesus and get saved before they die, to everlasting Hellfire though they never committed a sin.

                Or all the babies, infants, toddlers, and children who die (disease or accident) before they were old enough to understand the sacrifice Jesus made for them ("Hey look I'm dead, aaaaand... now I'm not, cool huh?"), yup, eternal torment and suffering for them, too.

                Or anyone born with congenital conditions preventing them from ever understanding the Bible (I dislike the term "retard" for the misuse it's seen, but everything else just seems an avoidance of reality in order to not hurt someone's feelings, and I hate that even more), let's see what the Bible has in store... yeah, Hell again.

                Much Love™. Very Justice™. So Righteousness.

                ...Forgive me for saying he failed somehow...
                Saying that God failed does not offend me in the slightest, so no forgiveness is coming (not that it would make any difference to anything anyway ).

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                • #83
                  Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards!

                  satin is pretty cool guys
                  Exodus 22:18
                  Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

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                  • #84
                    Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards!

                    Originally posted by Leviathon_Envy View Post
                    satin is pretty cool guys
                    Sure, as long as you don't mix it with other fabrics:

                    Deuteronomy 22:11 Thou shalt not wear a garment of divers sorts, as of woollen and linen together.

                    (However I am unsure how does that comment relate to the topic of this thread).
                    God created fossils to test our faith.

                    * * *

                    My favorite LBC sermons:
                    True Christians are Perfect!
                    True Christian™ Love.
                    Salvation™ made Easy!
                    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                    God HATES Rational Thinking!
                    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                    • #85
                      Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards!

                      Rather a "slutty Retard" the a so called "True Christian"...
                      KJV Bible use

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                      • #86
                        Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards!

                        Originally posted by TheSwedishTroll View Post
                        Rather a "slutty Retard" the a so called "True Christian"...
                        Hello TST,

                        Don´t just barge in. Be so kind to start your own thread in the introduction forum. Instructions are on top of the forum, in the topic description.

                        Kind regards,

                        Roland
                        Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

                        Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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                        • #87
                          Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards!

                          Why the hostility, dear? What angers you so much that you would turn your face from the loving embrace of Christ?
                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                          • #88
                            Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards!

                            Originally posted by TheSwedishTroll View Post
                            Rather a "slutty Retard" the a so called "True Christian"...
                            Hello and to our Godly forum!

                            While it's hard to understand what you're trying to say because of your apparent inability to post in complete sentences, we are very glad that you've decided to take some time off your busy schedule to post on our forum. We'd be even more happy if you posted an introduction thread in the introduction forum, so we could get to know you better!

                            God created fossils to test our faith.

                            * * *

                            My favorite LBC sermons:
                            True Christians are Perfect!
                            True Christian™ Love.
                            Salvation™ made Easy!
                            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                            Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                            God HATES Rational Thinking!
                            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                            • #89
                              Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards!

                              You could probably help me more if you gave me spelling lessons then the intruduction forum but thanks actually bc I really needed to find that place, so thanks again.

                              The reson I turned away from christ is because he turned away from me first. I will not worship someone who wouldn't give me a chance.
                              KJV Bible use

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                              • #90
                                Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards!

                                Originally posted by Retarded Swedish Chef bork bork bork View Post
                                You could probably help me more if you gave me spelling lessons then the intruduction forum but thanks actually bc I really needed to find that place, so thanks again.
                                Oh, you're most welcome, sweetie! I truly enjoy helping others.

                                The reson I turned away from christ is because he turned away from me first. I will not worship someone who wouldn't give me a chance.
                                Well, you see, it's His world, and His rules. Complaining that the rules are not fair won't really help you much, but if you still want to be in the tiny minority that God wants to save while 99.9% of humanity will be burning in forever, you can still repent and accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior.

                                I will pray for you.
                                God created fossils to test our faith.

                                * * *

                                My favorite LBC sermons:
                                True Christians are Perfect!
                                True Christian™ Love.
                                Salvation™ made Easy!
                                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                                Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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