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  • Alphonse Alban
    Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
     
    • Feb 2011
    • 5724

    #16
    Re: MMA: Mainstreaming Gay Porn

    I've watched this MMA on educational purposes (obviously) and judging by what I've seen it's really, really gay. Only "sport" more gaysexual is body building.
    I think I need to study these subjects bit more to get the final confirmation, but at the moment top 3 on my list of most gaysexual things in world is:

    1. Body building
    2. MMA
    3. Gay porn

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    • Faith_Machine
      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2011
      • 10049

      #17
      Re: MMA: Mainstreaming Gay Porn

      I've gotten in a few street fights with MMA guys, and laying a Godly beating on each one of them was embarrassingly easy. For guys who claim to be into fighting, they sure can't, you know, fight.
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      • Virginia Day Templeton
        Christ's Battle Axe
         
        • Dec 2006
        • 2827

        #18
        Re: MMA: Mainstreaming Gay Porn

        Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
        I've gotten in a few street fights with MMA guys, and laying a Godly beating on each one of them was embarrassingly easy. For guys who claim to be into fighting, they sure can't, you know, fight.
        I believe it. None of these guys can throw a punch. Some old washed up Negro boxer fought a seven-foot UFC champion a few years ago and knocked him out in nine seconds.

        Also, I remember reading that George Zimmerman trained MMA, yet it didn't seem to do him much good when St. Skittles was beating him to death. Only his gun saved him.
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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78555

          #19
          Re: MMA: Mainstreaming Gay Porn

          Did you know they have a chink version of MMA? It's about as gay as it gets.

          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • TheAmazingChimp
            Unsaved trash, teenaged gaywad
            • Jan 2014
            • 13

            #20
            Re: MMA: Mainstreaming Gay Porn

            You gotta be kidding right? MMA is a sport which comes from different martial arts. Did you guys research this topic?
            For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. John 3:16

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            • Alphonse Alban
              Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
               
              • Feb 2011
              • 5724

              #21
              Re: MMA: Mainstreaming Gay Porn

              Originally posted by TheAmazingChamp View Post
              MMA is a sport which comes from different martial arts.
              This makes it less gaysexual as it is because of..?

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              • Faith_Machine
                Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Mar 2011
                • 10049

                #22
                Re: MMA: Mainstreaming Gay Porn

                Originally posted by TheAmazingChamp View Post
                You gotta be kidding right? MMA is a sport which comes from different martial arts. Did you guys research this topic?
                Close, but no cigar. MMA stands for "mixed martial arts," and this often confuses people, who think the word "mixed" is referring to a "mixture" of martial arts styles.

                This is a very understandable misunderstanding, but it is factually wrong.

                In fact, just as a nightclub that serves both gay and straight clientele is referred to as a "mixed" club, the "mixed" in MMA refers to the fact that the sport involves gay and straight men being co-mingled in the ring.

                From the very get-go, Carlos and Hélio Gracie always stated that their goal in founding the modern MMA movement was to get straight boys into the ring with gay boys.

                By their own admission, they thought it would be "hot," and would help them recruit more heterosexual youth into the gay lifestyle.
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                • see_the_light
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 1386

                  #23
                  Re: MMA: Mainstreaming Gay Porn

                  Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post

                  By their own admission, they thought it would be "hot," and would help them recruit more heterosexual youth into the gay lifestyle.
                  Those perverts are always trying. I remember a time when I was beating an homer that had made an indecent proposal and when I was breathing hard (beating someone properly is hard work) he asked "are you ready?".

                  Had to smash his face against the wall to shut him up! Those homers often enjoy some roughing up so my advise would be to use a baseball bat.

                  PRAISE THE LORD!

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                  • Faith_Machine
                    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 10049

                    #24
                    Re: MMA: Mainstreaming Gay Porn

                    I try to avoid street fights with gay predators as much as possible. The last thing I want is to get their blood in open cuts on my knuckles.
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                    • see_the_light
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2006
                      • 1386

                      #25
                      Re: MMA: Mainstreaming Gay Porn

                      Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                      I try to avoid street fights with gay predators as much as possible. The last thing I want is to get their blood in open cuts on my knuckles.
                      That's where the baseball bat comes handy.

                      You just beat the crap out of them at a safe distance (and sure has hell is less exhausting)

                      Either that or stop going for a drink, I don't know what has been happening, but you enter a bar to watch some sports and you end up being solicited for the most abominable acts.

                      PRAY TO JESUS!

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                      • Mary Etheldreda
                        Gushing for Jesus
                         
                        • Sep 2011
                        • 23775

                        #26
                        Re: MMA: Mainstreaming Gay Porn

                        Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                        This makes it less gaysexual as it is because of..?
                        Good question, Mr. Alban. This is the thing these Spiritually Walking Dead simply cannot understand. Sport doesn't make something gay or not, it's the homosexual intent, the lust that is procured by the action. Why, there is no more manly, righteous sport than wrestling an angel, like Jacob did, but there was surely no sexual connotations here, just two men wrestling in the hot desert, their sweat making it difficult to grasp the other, requiring whole arm holds and full body contact. But no one could accuse Jacob, who would be the father of the Twelve Tribes of Israel (Genesis 32:28) of riding the unicorn's head. Also, angels have proven their repulsion against baloney colonics when they refused to satiate the town of Sodom's homosexual addiction and approved as Lot offered his daughters instead (Genesis 19:1–10). The whole town was soon after destroyed by fire.



                        "Jacob Wrestling with the Angel"

                        by Léon Joseph Florentin Bonnat - 1876

                        Nothing Homosexual About It
                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                        • Virginia Day Templeton
                          Christ's Battle Axe
                           
                          • Dec 2006
                          • 2827

                          #27
                          Re: MMA: Mainstreaming Gay Porn

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