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  • #331
    Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

    Y'all are ridiculous .😂😂😂 This post almost made me ashamed to be a good Christian woman. As a former smoker, I'm glad to say that vaping has improved my health dramatically and before any of you small-minded bigots even think about saying they have the appearance of a dildo, they come in a few different forms. Yes, some are tube shaped, but there are also box shaped mods like the Tugboat box mod. Explain to me; how would that fit up someone's ass?

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    • #332
      Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

      Originally posted by Tiffany.holbrook View Post
      Y'all are ridiculous .😂😂😂 This post almost made me ashamed to be a good Christian woman...
      So you agree with the Bible when it says that God wants all witches, homosexuals, disobedient children, and non-virgin brides who have been properly paid for killed? Please elaborate on your reasons for these beliefs in your anxiously awaited introduction thread (be sure to follow the instructions at the top of every page on that forum).

      ...any of you small-minded bigots...
      Can you stop with the ad hominems? They only make your case look weak.

      ...Explain to me; how would that fit up someone's ass?
      Painfully, I'd expect.

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      • #333
        Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

        Awesome, there's a "box mod" for these demonic devices. What kind of perverted mind thinks to combine smoking with a Fleshlight???

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        • #334
          Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

          Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
          Awesome, there's a "box mod" for these demonic devices. What kind of perverted mind thinks to combine smoking with a Fleshlight???

          Did you mean flash light?



          And yes, That flash light will work on a box mod too.

          Kind regards,

          Roland
          Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

          Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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          • #335
            Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

            Originally posted by Tiffany.holbrook View Post
            Y'all are ridiculous .������ This post almost made me ashamed to be a good Christian woman. As a former smoker, I'm glad to say that vaping has improved my health dramatically and before any of you small-minded bigots even think about saying they have the appearance of a dildo, they come in a few different forms. Yes, some are tube shaped, but there are also box shaped mods like the Tugboat box mod. Explain to me; how would that fit up someone's ass?
            A "good Christian woman" wouldn't register on a church forum just to defend toys that function to give pleasure to both ends of the sinner.

            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • #336
              Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

              Originally posted by Roland View Post
              Did you mean flash light?



              And yes, That flash light will work on a box mod too.

              Kind regards,

              Roland
              OH GOD NO!!! Someone please remove the large, and abhorent picture of a metallic robo schlong! Do you stick this in your mouth, and "smoke it"? This is very disturbing I need to go pray.
              Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."

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              • #337
                Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

                Can anyone doubt hipsters and their ilk are from Satan? Not satisfied with ruining the economy and turning regular men into raging homos, they're targeting kids, too.

                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • #338
                  Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

                  Glory! As the sinner and homer populations continue to ignore our educated advice, God intervenes! Jesus has sent a pulmonary plague that only affects these vaporists who consume the fundamentally phallic sex proxies in an activity called vaping. Praise Jesus!
                  Officials are investigating more than 450 possible cases of a severe breathing illness among otherwise “healthy young people”, they said on Friday.
                  And, praise Jesus, we have fatalities. Why? Because God promised us as much!

                  Romans 1:31-32
                  Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

                  Authorities are now desperately trying to save the homervapers in order to keep them undrmining God's Master Plan.
                  US health officials warned people not to vape until they determine the cause of a severe respiratory illness, which has killed at least three people and hospitalized many more.
                  They won't succeed as God designed quite intelligently the Vaping Machines to cause havoc among the unbelievers.

                  Psalms 135:7
                  He causeth the vapours to ascend from the ends of the earth; he maketh lightnings for the rain; he bringeth the wind out of his treasuries.

                  Doctors will never solve this plague. Only Prayer does!




                  Yours in Christ,

                  Elmer
                  2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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