[Didymus Much]

Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

I have never seen such twisting around of the words of the Bible...

Followed up with:

...I am no Bible expert and don't claim to be...

So why not listen to people who are?

...You people must have an IQ of around 50 (and that's being generous)...

That's an ad hominem, a logical fallacy. Using it just makes your case look weak, so stop it.

...because you can't think for yourself you have to refer to a book that was (supposedly) written thousands of years ago...

No, it actually was written thousands of years ago (as evidenced by copies of the various books that have been found, that are thousands of years old).

... and you think that somehow times haven't changed and it still applies to life today...

They know times have changed, just not for the better (in their opinions).

...God, Jesus, higher power, whatever is up there - I believe in it...

No, you don't. You believe in some figment of your imagination that you have no support for, and yet you call them deluded?

...That assumption is ludicrous and unfounded until you start spending countless days / weeks analyzing every single verse and saying "Oh, if I twist this I can make vaping look bad"...

Poisoning the well, another fallacy. Stop that, you're just making yourself look bad.

...I am no Bible expert and don't claim to be but didn't the Bible also say it was ok to beat your slaves?

What's your point?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

I have never seen such twisting around of the words of the Bible. You people must have an IQ of around 50 (and that's being generous) because you can't think for yourself you have to refer to a book that was (supposedly) written thousands of years ago and you think that somehow times haven't changed and it still applies to life today.

God, Jesus, higher power, whatever is up there - I believe in it, but I don't think he's sitting there with a magnifying glass going "Oh gosh, Bob stopped smoking and started vaping to better himself - straight to hell! That assumption is ludicrous and unfounded until you start spending countless days / weeks analyzing every single verse and saying "Oh, if I twist this I can make vaping look bad"

I am no Bible expert and don't claim to be but didn't the Bible also say it was ok to beat your slaves?

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Vapor man]

Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

Really are you kidding me. This is how you win souls for the kingdom? With blind ignorant hate? We are to love each other as Christ loved the church, not condemn and hate. Doesn't that make you a hypocrite? Guaranteed salvation?. "No man cometh to the Father but through me. Get your facts straight. God bless and vape on.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

Your entrance seems somewhat campy, fellow. A proper introduction is necessary. What is your congregation? Tell us of your time with Jesus.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

Really are you kidding me. This is how you win souls for the kingdom? With blind ignorant hate? We are to love each other as Christ loved the church, not condemn and hate. Doesn't that make you a hypocrite? Guaranteed salvation?. "No man cometh to the Father but through me. Get your facts straight. God bless and vape on.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Basilissa]

Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

Really are you kidding me. This is how you win souls for the kingdom? With blind ignorant hate?

I don't understand your concern. Would you prefer if we lured people in under false pretenses?

We are to love each other as Christ loved the church, not condemn and hate.

We do love and prefer each other (among True Christians™; Romans 12:10). We also do our best to tolerate the non-believers (Romans 12:18).

Doesn't that make you a hypocrite?

No. Hypocrite is someone who preaches one thing and does something else (source). Please show me an example of any being a hypocrite.

Guaranteed salvation?. "No man cometh to the Father but through me. Get your facts straight.

We do. We follow all God's commandments, therefore, our Salvation is guaranteed. (It's kinda like if you are perfectly prepared for an exam, you are guaranteed to pass it).

God bless

Thank you, dear. God does blesses us, and I will pray that He has mercy for your poor soul.

and vape on.

Uh, thanks, but no thanks.

[James Hutchins]

Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

I have never seen Jesus with a 'e-cig'. He leads by example.
Sucking on one of those infernal machines is a precursor to giving oral sex to the Devil himself. Inhaling steaming vapors indeed. What do you think Hell is full of, the vapors from the sulfur and brimstone, the exact same ingredients in the juice you addicts crave.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

Amen, Brother. All that "juice" they put in those robot cigarettes is full of satan's jizz and chemicals that turn you into a liberal queer.

What's wrong with Lucky Strikes? Those cigarettes helped America beat the japs!

[Tree of Woe]

Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

Utterly disgusting!

I am a heavy smoker, 3 packs a day of Pall Mall full flavor. Tobacco grown in America and harvested by Mexicans, as it should be.

The family was a little low on money after I got fired from my Paramedic job with the county. Somehow they felt smoking in the back of the ambulance with a patient was some how unprofessional. I signed up for a temporary paramedic position on an offshore oil rig. Surely the manlyest place on earth right? Nope... they banned smoking on the rig and come to find out it wasnt very manly after all. Half the workers were slurping juice out of e-cigs like a 12 year old sodomite trainee at a NAMBLA convention.

Here are just a few of the names of these "Mods" and "Tanks" they were using:

Atlantis: Named after some demonic race of fish people.
Nautilus: Named after a submarine shaped like ( you guessed it ) a dong.
Manhattan: The gayest city on the east coast.
Hobo: More like Homo!
Kayfun: More like Gayfun!
Pro Tank: More like Bro Spank!
I Stick Mini: More like I sit and spinny
RDA: More like R U Gay?


And whats worse, the seminal fluid of satan they were filling these tanks with had names like: Deadly Sin, Panty Dropper, Dragons Blood, Thug Juice, Hawk Sauce ( yeah, Chicken Hawk! ), Creamy Vanila Custard, H1N1 the Virus ( I hope it was the AIDS virus ), Apple Jax ( Refering to mastrubating a ginger, and Melon Boba ( More like Felon Homo! )

Since they confinscated my trusty Zippo lighter at the heliport, I sat right down at the dinner table and dumped a full pack of cigarettes in a salad bowl, covered them with a half bottle of ranch dressing and ate it all, filters included.

That Zippo lighter was my wifes one year anniversary present. Every year since then we burn a book with it before bed.

Fortunatley I am back to 3 full packs a day. My new paramedic job consists of mainly hauling back woods queers to Big city hospitals for rectal cancer treatments or hospice for full blown AIDS cases. Because oxygen is flamable I always make sure to shut off the flow to my patient's oxygen masks while I am smoking.

[Just some guy]

Kinda crazy

So I am just some guy, nothing special, but somehow came across this thread and feel sick to my stomach that other humans think this way about other humans. Why must everyone here express so much hate? Life is so precious and should be cherished, yet everyone here seems to only want to spread negative vibes, why?

I am not trying to start anything, but in my circle of life I have never experienced anything like this before and am curious if this is for real, and if so, what made everyone here turn towards this path of hate.

I am sure you will ban me instantly because I dont share the same views as you, but if your views and beliefs are truly the way to go, a little outside opinion should be welcomed.

again, just some guy.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Kinda crazy

...I am sure you will ban me instantly because I dont share the same views as you...

They don't ban for that. They ban people for not being able to discuss things maturely. And pony porn, yeah that's a ban, too.

...but if your views and beliefs are truly the way to go, a little outside opinion should be welcomed...

Uh, have you seen how outside opinion gets treated in the Bible?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Kinda crazy

So I am just some guy, nothing special, but somehow came across this thread and feel sick to my stomach that other humans think this way about other humans. Why must everyone here express so much hate? Life is so precious and should be cherished, yet everyone here seems to only want to spread negative vibes, why?

I am not trying to start anything, but in my circle of life I have never experienced anything like this before and am curious if this is for real, and if so, what made everyone here turn towards this path of hate.

I am sure you will ban me instantly because I dont share the same views as you, but if your views and beliefs are truly the way to go, a little outside opinion should be welcomed.

again, just some guy.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Just some guy]

Re: Kinda crazy

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I just asked what makes everyone here strive to hate and bash with such passion. The people here are free to think and act how they want, this is your forum, but its like if you came across a town of people who all smashed their face against a wall everyday at noon, the question "why" is a natural first response to something much different than how you conduct your day.

Just some guy asking why.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Kinda crazy

I just asked what makes everyone here strive to hate and bash with such passion. The people here are free to think and act how they want, this is your forum, but its like if you came across a town of people who all smashed their face against a wall everyday at noon, the question "why" is a natural first response to something much different than how you conduct your day.

Just some guy asking why.

The way things ACTUALLY happen is more like this:

People come here asking why we say and do things, we tell them because God told us to, they ask where He said that, we show them in the Bible, they don't believe it, we tell them to go get a Bible or look it up online, they either disappear or start arguing and end up breaking all kinds of rules.

Trust me, this happens ALL. THE. TIME.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Kinda crazy

Just some guy asking why.

This is what I don't understand about haters.

You ask why? Well young man, all the answers are in the Good Book. Have you even read it?

Is it fair to come here and ride roughshod over people's most cherished beliefs before you have done due diligence?

Is that the honest thing to do?

YIC