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  • Holy Henry
    Repenting ex-homer
    Forum Member
    • Mar 2014
    • 116
    #16
    Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts!

    Originally posted by Lauren the drunken mick View Post
    Those girls aren't even the same person. The girl on the left is Emma Watson from Harry Potter, and she still looks like she does in the "before" picture. I have no idea who that is in the second picture.
    Your obviously blind. As well as probably being gay and an atheist.

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      • helloseattle
        Unsaved trash, teenaged fag
        • Apr 2014
        • 8
        #17
        Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts!

        bad candy crush

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          • DemonThinker96
            Unsaved trash, repulsive teenaged demon
            • Apr 2014
            • 122
            #18
            Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts!

            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
            Unfortunately our warnings against the dangers of "Candy Crush Saga" have been ignored.

            Even worse, the Satanic Candy Crush empire now seeks valuation up to $7.6 Billion!

            It's hard to explain the horrors of Candy Crush without vomiting. What it boils down to is that girls, instead of cleaning the house and baking pies in accordance with Ephesians 5:22-24, are constantly staring at their gayPhones crushing candy. While they use one hand to play Candy Crush they use their other hand to constantly stuff their faces with candy as the game clearly creates a severe craving for candy. It is a known fact that all obese girls are lesbians and that all lesbians are sluts, so this completes the transition from a decent Christian girl to an obese lesbian slut!

            Promoting the obese lesbian slut role model:



            Before:After:


            Where is your evidence? I play Candy Crush, and nothing has happened to me
            Rom.1:26-27
            For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

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              • Didymus Much
                Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                • Jun 2010
                • 14079
                #19
                Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts!

                Originally posted by FreeThinker96 View Post
                ...I play Candy Crush, and nothing has happened to me
                So? 1) A test sample of 1 is meaningless, 2) a test where the subject is also the reporter is inherently flawed, and 3) without knowing who you are, how is anyone supposed to take anything you say seriously?

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                  • mainquestforgod
                    Unsaved trash, suspected abo gypsy
                    • Apr 2014
                    • 51
                    #20
                    Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts!

                    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                    Unfortunately our warnings against the dangers of "Candy Crush Saga" have been ignored.

                    Even worse, the Satanic Candy Crush empire now seeks valuation up to $7.6 Billion!

                    It's hard to explain the horrors of Candy Crush without vomiting. What it boils down to is that girls, instead of cleaning the house and baking pies in accordance with Ephesians 5:22-24, are constantly staring at their gayPhones crushing candy. While they use one hand to play Candy Crush they use their other hand to constantly stuff their faces with candy as the game clearly creates a severe craving for candy. It is a known fact that all obese girls are lesbians and that all lesbians are sluts, so this completes the transition from a decent Christian girl to an obese lesbian slut!

                    Promoting the obese lesbian slut role model:



                    Before:After:
                    Okay Cranky but those two are different people one being famous and the other one not famous sorry but she would wash her hair and I don't think Emma Watson plays candy crush just a observation. But what I find more disturbing is the bright colours most of them are bright what if a man played it I bet he would be a gay in a second and go on a murdering spree thinking he is making rainbows while shooting fire of his flame thrower.
                    2 Thessalonians 3:8 Neither did we eat any man's bread for nought; but wrought with labour and travail night and day, that we might not be chargeable to any of you.

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                      • Mary Thompson
                        True Christian Lady™, Certified Best Friend of Jesus
                        True Christian™
                        • Mar 2013
                        • 653
                        #21
                        Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts!

                        Originally posted by mainquestforgod View Post
                        Okay Cranky but those two are different people one being famous and the other one not famous sorry but she would wash her hair and I don't think Emma Watson plays candy crush just a observation. But what I find more disturbing is the bright colours most of them are bright what if a man played it I bet he would be a gay in a second and go on a murdering spree thinking he is making rainbows while shooting fire of his flame thrower.
                        Evidence here!
                        This obese whore has been gazing lustfully at Emma Watson! This is evidence to back up Mr. Old Man's post!
                        Thinking of Abortion?
                        That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
                        Think of the children. Stop being a slut.

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                          • mainquestforgod
                            Unsaved trash, suspected abo gypsy
                            • Apr 2014
                            • 51
                            #22
                            Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts!

                            Observation really you think I would look at her lustfully? By observation I was saying that Emma Watson dosen't play candy crush.
                            2 Thessalonians 3:8 Neither did we eat any man's bread for nought; but wrought with labour and travail night and day, that we might not be chargeable to any of you.

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                              • Mother Of Seven
                                True Christian™ with a quiverful
                                • Jan 2014
                                • 2243
                                #23
                                Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts!

                                Originally posted by mainquestforgod View Post
                                Observation really you think I would look at her lustfully?
                                So, you're gay?

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                                  • mainquestforgod
                                    Unsaved trash, suspected abo gypsy
                                    • Apr 2014
                                    • 51
                                    #24
                                    Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts!

                                    I already have a Christian girlfriend named Mia in Northern Territory I am not gay.
                                    2 Thessalonians 3:8 Neither did we eat any man's bread for nought; but wrought with labour and travail night and day, that we might not be chargeable to any of you.

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                                      • Mary Thompson
                                        True Christian Lady™, Certified Best Friend of Jesus
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Mar 2013
                                        • 653
                                        #25
                                        Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts!

                                        Originally posted by mainquestforgod View Post
                                        I already have a Christian girlfriend named Mia in Northern Territory I am not gay.
                                        I call you a lezbean
                                        Thinking of Abortion?
                                        That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
                                        Think of the children. Stop being a slut.

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                                          • Cranky Old Man
                                            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                            You kids get off his lawn!
                                             
                                            • Jan 2010
                                            • 22368
                                            #26
                                            Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts!

                                            Originally posted by mainquestforgod View Post
                                            I already have a Christian girlfriend
                                            Sure...

                                            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                                              • AtheistImbecile
                                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                • May 2014
                                                • 13
                                                #27
                                                Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts!

                                                Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                                                . It is a known fact that all obese girls are lesbians and that all lesbians are sluts, so this completes the transition from a decent Christian girl to an obese lesbian slut!
                                                Are you kidding me all obese girls are lesbians. That sounds like you just the overweight.

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                                                  • Attila's Wife
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Jul 2013
                                                    • 1941
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts!

                                                    Originally posted by AtheistVoice View Post
                                                    That sounds like you just the overweight.
                                                    Could you maybe put a verb in there, so we know what you're talking about? (Not that we much care.)
                                                    2 Timothy 3:16

                                                    All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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                                                      • Mary Etheldreda
                                                        Gushing for Jesus
                                                         
                                                        • Sep 2011
                                                        • 23775
                                                        #29
                                                        Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts!

                                                        Originally posted by Attila's Wife View Post
                                                        Could you maybe put a verb in there, so we know what you're talking about? (Not that we much care.)
                                                        That sounds like you just ate the overweight.
                                                        That sounds like you just massacred the overweight.
                                                        That sounds like you just french kissed the overweight.
                                                        That sounds like you just buried the overweight.
                                                        That sounds like you just lassoed the overweight.
                                                        That sounds like you just serenaded the overweight.

                                                        Take your pick!

                                                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                                          • Cranky Old Man
                                                            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                                            You kids get off his lawn!
                                                             
                                                            • Jan 2010
                                                            • 22368
                                                            #30
                                                            Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts!

                                                            Originally posted by AtheistVoice View Post
                                                            Are you kidding me all obese girls are lesbians.
                                                            Yes, we already know all obese girls are lesbians. Please read the post before you rape the reply button.
                                                            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                                            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                                            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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