[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts!

my sister is obese and she has been happily married for 10 years to her husband Kyle.

Impossible. No man can be married to an obese blob and be happy at the same time. I assure you he is miserable and hating your weak minded sister with a vengeance. And if she would actually be happy, she would be thin instead of shoving her face with candy all the time. No way either of them is even close to being happy.

The Bible teaches us it's better to cut your own throat that to give in to gluttony (Proverbs 23:2): "Place a knife at your throatto control your appetite". So do your Christian duty and give your sister a very sharp Proverbs 23:2 engraved knife.

[Just Chris]

Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts!

Are you serious do you people even believe what you are saying.candy crush isint turning anyone into a lesbian. That is the craziest thing I ever heard. Also not all obese woman are lesbians my sister is obese and she has been happily married for 10 years to her husband Kyle.

[TayLuvsJ]

Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts!

My goodness, what a shocker story I have for you...
So every day, I go on the subway train so I can go to church and see what soul-strengthening religious activities they have available. On the train sits across from me my lovely neighbor on her way to work (and don't ask me how her husband is OK with her working) Look at her beautiful smile, her Jesus-like blonde hair, and modest clothing choices

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/1a/f9/6c/1af96c7af54cc5b63263e637ea353ce6.jpg

But recently, she downloaded candy crush and played it on the train to pass the time. This is what she looked like last week, before she got sent to the hospital for a sugar and drug overdose

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_rTd-h7IfTf8/STULABSxpBI/AAAAAAAADMA/3fAtZ-GtMmI/s200/fatugly3.jpg

NEVER let ANYBODY, whether you're their authority or not, play this sickening game. Every crushed candy is another soul in . :hellburn:

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts!

Oh really, can I have proof then?

Case closed.

[Comatoserocker]

Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts!

Oh really, can I have proof then?

[Nick Murray]

Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts!

I have noticed that my daughter has been gaining a lot more weight than before and I've also found candy bags in the trashcan. I guess tonight I'll get her phone and see if she has this terrible app installed. Thanks for the warning.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts!

Actually, no, it's not Emma Watson. Her hair color is even different.

Women can paint their hair. It's 2014, try to keep up please.

[The_Ocean]

Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts!

Haven't you read Cranky's post, sweetie? It's the same person (that Emma whatever), after playing that game and eating too much candy.

Actually, no, it's not Emma Watson. Her hair color is even different.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts!

Are you kidding me all obese girls are lesbians.

Yes, we already know all obese girls are lesbians. Please read the post before you rape the reply button.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts!

Could you maybe put a verb in there, so we know what you're talking about? (Not that we much care.)

That sounds like you just ate the overweight.
That sounds like you just massacred the overweight.
That sounds like you just french kissed the overweight.
That sounds like you just buried the overweight.
That sounds like you just lassoed the overweight.
That sounds like you just serenaded the overweight.

Take your pick!

[Attila's Wife]

Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts!

That sounds like you just the overweight.

Could you maybe put a verb in there, so we know what you're talking about? (Not that we much care.)

[AtheistImbecile]

Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts!

. It is a known fact that all obese girls are lesbians and that all lesbians are sluts, so this completes the transition from a decent Christian girl to an obese lesbian slut!

Are you kidding me all obese girls are lesbians. That sounds like you just the overweight.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts!

I already have a Christian girlfriend

Sure...

[Mary Thompson]

Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts!

I already have a Christian girlfriend named Mia in Northern Territory I am not gay.

I call you a lezbean

[mainquestforgod]

Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts!

I already have a Christian girlfriend named Mia in Northern Territory I am not gay.