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[TaraAnne]

Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts!



Sadly we see another victim of Candy Crush. See what this "game" did to this beautiful young lady. This is a before and after so sad! Prolonged playing resulted in her changing her sex!

[Elijah Mee, PhD]

Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts!

Those girls aren't even the same person. The girl on the left is Emma Watson from Harry Potter, and she still looks like she does in the "before" picture. I have no idea who that is in the second picture.

Exactly. Unrecognisable, isn't she?

It makes me sad to see people ruining their lives with these pathetic games.

[Aaliyah]

Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts!

Philippians 3:19 - Whose end is destruction, whose God is their belly, and whose glory is in their shame, who mind earthly things.

These girls have clearly rejected God in favor of their own gluttonous appetite.

And though I know this verse is only for men, these women should still do us and God a favor according to Proverbs 23:2 - And put a knife to thy throat, if thou be a man given to appetite.

[Attila's Wife]

Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts!

Haven't you read Cranky's post, sweetie? It's the same person (that Emma whatever), after playing that game and eating too much candy.

You can tell it's the same person - it's just that in the second picture her hair looks darker because it is even more greasy.

[Basilissa]

Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts!

Those girls aren't even the same person. The girl on the left is Emma Watson from Harry Potter, and she still looks like she does in the "before" picture. I have no idea who that is in the second picture.

Haven't you read Cranky's post, sweetie? It's the same person (that Emma whatever), after playing that game and eating too much candy.

[Lauren the drunken mick]

Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts!

Unfortunately our warnings against the dangers of "Candy Crush Saga" have been ignored.

Even worse, the Satanic Candy Crush empire now seeks valuation up to $7.6 Billion!

It's hard to explain the horrors of Candy Crush without vomiting. What it boils down to is that girls, instead of cleaning the house and baking pies in accordance with Ephesians 5:22-24, are constantly staring at their gayPhones crushing candy. While they use one hand to play Candy Crush they use their other hand to constantly stuff their faces with candy as the game clearly creates a severe craving for candy. It is a known fact that all obese girls are lesbians and that all lesbians are sluts, so this completes the transition from a decent Christian girl to an obese lesbian slut!

Promoting the obese lesbian slut role model:

Before:	After:

Those girls aren't even the same person. The girl on the left is Emma Watson from Harry Potter, and she still looks like she does in the "before" picture. I have no idea who that is in the second picture.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts!

What has happened to our dear country? It used to be that a gal knew how to have a good time by preparing herself for motherhood. Keeping clean and tidy, quiet and supportive of her husband were values girls aspired to have. Why, my mother-in-law recalls the happy days when a new wife would proudly show her value to her husband by providing Proof Of Purity on the wedding night (Deuteronomy 22:20-21).



These days, girls just want to get fat and play games.

[Cranky Old Man]

Unfortunately our warnings against the dangers of "Candy Crush Saga" have been ignored.

Even worse, the Satanic Candy Crush empire now seeks valuation up to $7.6 Billion!

It's hard to explain the horrors of Candy Crush without vomiting. What it boils down to is that girls, instead of cleaning the house and baking pies in accordance with Ephesians 5:22-24, are constantly staring at their gayPhones crushing candy. While they use one hand to play Candy Crush they use their other hand to constantly stuff their faces with candy as the game clearly creates a severe craving for candy. It is a known fact that all obese girls are lesbians and that all lesbians are sluts, so this completes the transition from a decent Christian girl to an obese lesbian slut!

Promoting the obese lesbian slut role model:

Before:	After: