[Mother Of Seven]

Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts!

Observation really you think I would look at her lustfully?

So, you're gay?

[mainquestforgod]

Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts!

Observation really you think I would look at her lustfully? By observation I was saying that Emma Watson dosen't play candy crush.

[Mary Thompson]

Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts!

Okay Cranky but those two are different people one being famous and the other one not famous sorry but she would wash her hair and I don't think Emma Watson plays candy crush just a observation. But what I find more disturbing is the bright colours most of them are bright what if a man played it I bet he would be a gay in a second and go on a murdering spree thinking he is making rainbows while shooting fire of his flame thrower.

Evidence here!
This obese whore has been gazing lustfully at Emma Watson! This is evidence to back up Mr. Old Man's post!

[mainquestforgod]

Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts!

Unfortunately our warnings against the dangers of "Candy Crush Saga" have been ignored.

Even worse, the Satanic Candy Crush empire now seeks valuation up to $7.6 Billion!

It's hard to explain the horrors of Candy Crush without vomiting. What it boils down to is that girls, instead of cleaning the house and baking pies in accordance with Ephesians 5:22-24, are constantly staring at their gayPhones crushing candy. While they use one hand to play Candy Crush they use their other hand to constantly stuff their faces with candy as the game clearly creates a severe craving for candy. It is a known fact that all obese girls are lesbians and that all lesbians are sluts, so this completes the transition from a decent Christian girl to an obese lesbian slut!

Promoting the obese lesbian slut role model:

Before:	After:

Okay Cranky but those two are different people one being famous and the other one not famous sorry but she would wash her hair and I don't think Emma Watson plays candy crush just a observation. But what I find more disturbing is the bright colours most of them are bright what if a man played it I bet he would be a gay in a second and go on a murdering spree thinking he is making rainbows while shooting fire of his flame thrower.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts!

...I play Candy Crush, and nothing has happened to me

So? 1) A test sample of 1 is meaningless, 2) a test where the subject is also the reporter is inherently flawed, and 3) without knowing who you are, how is anyone supposed to take anything you say seriously?

[DemonThinker96]

Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts!

Unfortunately our warnings against the dangers of "Candy Crush Saga" have been ignored.

Even worse, the Satanic Candy Crush empire now seeks valuation up to $7.6 Billion!

It's hard to explain the horrors of Candy Crush without vomiting. What it boils down to is that girls, instead of cleaning the house and baking pies in accordance with Ephesians 5:22-24, are constantly staring at their gayPhones crushing candy. While they use one hand to play Candy Crush they use their other hand to constantly stuff their faces with candy as the game clearly creates a severe craving for candy. It is a known fact that all obese girls are lesbians and that all lesbians are sluts, so this completes the transition from a decent Christian girl to an obese lesbian slut!

Promoting the obese lesbian slut role model:

Before:	After:

Where is your evidence? I play Candy Crush, and nothing has happened to me

[helloseattle]

Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts!

bad candy crush

[Holy Henry]

Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts!

Those girls aren't even the same person. The girl on the left is Emma Watson from Harry Potter, and she still looks like she does in the "before" picture. I have no idea who that is in the second picture.

Your obviously blind. As well as probably being gay and an atheist.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts!

Yet more proof God is not pleased with Candy Crush Saga: CANDY CRUSH MAKER CLOSES DOWN 15.6% ON IPO DAY

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts!

I find the greatest sin to be the mindlessness that Candy Crush induces. These young women could spend their time fruitfully by praying to Jesus to bring about Armageddon.

[Kay314]

Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts!

As if that wasn't bad enough, the game is encouraged to be played by anyone over 4! They are taking the Lord's children and bloating them before they are old enough to fight back.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts!

Those girls aren't even the same person.

Which part of "before" and "after" do you not get? Let me guess, you are obese yourself!?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts!

Those people aren't the same either.

Look at their eyes. Same eyes. "Windows to the soul," they say. These are windows to deep, dark pits of blackened despair. Poor thing.

[Lauren the drunken mick]

Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts!

Sadly we see another victim of Candy Crush. See what this "game" did to this beautiful young lady. This is a before and after so sad! Prolonged playing resulted in her changing her sex!

Those people aren't the same either.

[Attila's Wife]

Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts!

Sadly we see another victim of Candy Crush. See what this "game" did to this beautiful young lady. This is a before and after so sad! Prolonged playing resulted in her changing her sex!

Beautiful? Young? Are you on drugs, young lady?