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  • Mr. Jingles
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Aug 2007
    • 574

    #1

    Male enhancement products are for homos

    Let's face it; what true Christian hetero male would use 'Extendz' or whatever it's called? If you have a small tallywhacker, obviously you weren't meant to create Godly Republican children; deal with it.
  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: Male enhancement products are for homos

    I've always wondered if those supplements make the fingers, toes, ears, and nose bigger, too. Those would be unexpected consequences.

    Also, I never hear any side effects from those ads. The usual pharmaceutical ads suggest that their pills will cause diah----ea and vo--ting. Not Exteends. What gives?
    Last edited by Nobar King; 08-11-2008, 02:49 AM. Reason: vulgarity filter missed certain terms
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Tallywacker Hater
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Jun 2008
      • 210

      #3
      Re: Male enhancement products are for homos

      Okay, you say I'm a homer, but I have absolutly no desire for any of those enhancement products.

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      • Bob4God
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        Arms Dealer for CHRIST
        Hands folded for Jesus
         
        • Apr 2008
        • 5274

        #4
        Re: Male enhancement products are for homos

        Originally posted by Tallywacker Hater View Post
        Okay, you say I'm a homer, but I have absolutly no desire for any of those enhancement products.
        At this point I'd say you're just plain crazy.

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        • Bobby-Joe
          Landover Security Superviser
          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 18405

          #5
          Re: Male enhancement products are for homos

          Any TRUE Christian male would have placed his tallywacker into Christ's hands a long time ago so size is no issue.

          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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          • Ebenezer Wright
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jul 2008
            • 1021

            #6
            Re: Male enhancement products are for homos

            I have put my tallywacker in the hands of God since birth and He has certainly blessed! Praise!
            Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

            Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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            • SayvedByTheLord
              Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
              True Christian™
              • May 2007
              • 3151

              #7
              Re: Male enhancement products are for homos

              I agree Brother, God was kind enough to bless me with a tallywacker that I must tuck into my sock.

              PRAISE!


              YIC


              Originally posted by Mr. Jingles View Post
              Let's face it; what true Christian hetero male would use 'Extendz' or whatever it's called? If you have a small tallywhacker, obviously you weren't meant to create Godly Republican children; deal with it.


              Leviticus 26:27-29

              27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
              28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
              29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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              • Ahimaaz Smith
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2007
                • 2549

                #8
                Re: Male enhancement products are for homos

                Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
                I agree Brother, God was kind enough to bless me with a tallywacker that I must tuck into my sock.
                Yes, it is good that you take action to keep keep your odious discharge from staining your pants and thus tainting everything around you:

                Yahweh spoke to Moses and to Aaron, saying, “Speak to the children of Israel, and tell them, ‘When any man has a discharge from his body, because of his discharge he is unclean. This shall be his uncleanness in his discharge: whether his body runs with his discharge, or his body has stopped from his discharge, it is his uncleanness. Leviticus 15:1-3

                Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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