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  • Ph0enix808
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Sep 2015
    • 140
    #1

    The Fighting, Against Gay Group Of The world

    I am making a new group called "The Fighting Against Gays Group Of The world"

    the group itself is self explanatory, we fight against all the homers in the world to drive them out!
    Proverbs 15:26 - The thoughts of the wicked [are] an abomination to the LORD: but [the words] of the pure [are] pleasant words

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    • Hank Whitlock
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Nov 2015
      • 47
      #2
      Re: The Fighting, Against Gay Group Of The world

      Originally posted by Ph0enix808 View Post
      I am making a new group called "The Fighting Against Gays Group Of The world"

      the group itself is self explanatory, we fight against all the homers in the world to drive them out!

      Were can I sign up?

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        • Mary Etheldreda
          Gushing for Jesus
           
          • Sep 2011
          • 23765
          #3
          Re: The Fighting, Against Gay Group Of The world

          Originally posted by Ph0enix808 View Post
          I am making a new group called "The Fighting Against Gays Group Of The world"

          the group itself is self explanatory, we fight against all the homers in the world to drive them out!
          Perhaps you'd consider becoming an A.S.S. You seem to fit the profile well enough!
          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • Youth Minister Harry
              Matt 19:14 Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.
              True Christian™
              • Feb 2011
              • 832
              #4
              Re: The Fighting, Against Gay Group Of The world

              Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
              Perhaps you'd consider becoming an A.S.S. You seem to fit the profile well enough!
              I think Ph0enix and hank would both get a lot out of A.S.S. I find you really get out of it what you put into it. Once you get past the nervousness, I'm sure you'll both fit right in! I really dig it.
              Slathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ,
              -Youth Minister Harry Lester

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                • Back against wall
                  Guarding his purity against all comers
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2015
                  • 1241
                  #5
                  Re: The Fighting, Against Gay Group Of The world

                  Yes, I would agree, they are both A.S.S's, material for sure. BUT I think it's my turn for screening duties. Must I do both at once? I am not as young as I used to be.
                  Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.

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                    • Youth Minister Harry
                      Matt 19:14 Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.
                      True Christian™
                      • Feb 2011
                      • 832
                      #6
                      Re: The Fighting, Against Gay Group Of The world

                      Originally posted by Back against wall View Post
                      Yes, I would agree, they are both A.S.S's, material for sure. BUT I think it's my turn for screening duties. Must I do both at once? I am not as young as I used to be.
                      It is true that youngsters are better at screening duties. They can push through more duties in a shorter amount of time.
                      Slathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ,
                      -Youth Minister Harry Lester

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                        • Ph0enix808
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Sep 2015
                          • 140
                          #7
                          Re: The Fighting, Against Gay Group Of The world

                          I would be happy to join A.S.S to stop the homer agenda!
                          Proverbs 15:26 - The thoughts of the wicked [are] an abomination to the LORD: but [the words] of the pure [are] pleasant words

                          POKEMON=SATANIC PAGAN RITUAL
                          Check out my new Discipline Lotion if you have NAUGHTY kids

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                            • Alan Swallows
                              Preserving Freehold's dead for Christ's return
                              • Dec 2015
                              • 265
                              #8
                              Re: The Fighting, Against Gay Group Of The world

                              I've just entered your A.S.S. too.

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