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  • Football (soccer) World Cup 2018: Are there ANY heterosexual Players?

    No, there aren't.

    Once again, the sodomistic community gathers around a ball-game vile and disgusting. The Spiritually lesser nations call it "football", the Godly U.S. of A. calls it soccer. Whatever the name, God hates it. For some incomprehensible reason Godly Russia, a metastatic growth of the Free World, has agreed to host these games. The rules of the game are quixotic and include off-sides, penalties and endless scoring, scoring, scoring... After scoring, the mass of homers (11 of them on each side) start to cuddle and hug and kiss blatantly. The queer nature of this harmful hobby is proven by the fact that even the slightest injury causes a pandemonium of tears, shouting and faking pain. Apparently, the popularity of this "football" derives from it's hand's off attitude. For the average homer, it must be welcome variety to concentrate on head-and-feet-only acts of unnatural nature.

    Time to assess the sexual preferences of the players. The two main antagonists this year are Mr. Lionel Messi of Argentina or perhaps Algeria. He's called the "best scorer" in the world. He shares his origins with Pope Frances, a Papist chief.



    His opponent is Mr. Christiano Ronaldo of Portugal.



    1 Corinthians 6:9
    Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

    Is there hope, can these two men Repent®. It is highly unlikely if we consider Mr. Ronaldo's name and its True™ Meaning based on an anagrammatical analysis*.



    Anal odors of iron? What does it mean? It is blood running because of a ruptured anal sphincter. To accompany these drama queens, teams from sodomy-infested countries, such as Sweden, Iceland, Denmark, France, Belgium, Africa, Muslim Lands, Brazil, Panama, Poland, England, etc. use every opportunity to hug, touch-and-feel. God only knows what takes place within the locker rooms but it is more than certain, based on Mr. Ronaldo's anagram, that it is anal sex. As expected. Let us look at some photographs that are obviously difficult to watch but necessary in order to understand the evil that is infiltrating today's youth! Here we can see a Swiss player being painfully penetrated by a South Korean rapist.



    Here the Godly Russian President Mr. Putin is trying to avoid being presented a complimentary godzilla-level dildo as a gift.




    The logo if this tournament contains two men holding hands with the usurped rainbow symbol.



    I cannot see Jesus. And the rainbow should be preserved for His glory!

    Revelation 4:3
    And he that sat was to look upon like a jasper and a sardine stone: and there was
    a rainbow round about the throne, in sight like unto an emerald.


    Case closed. Brethren and Sisters, after that cavalcade of disturbing images I offer you some proper eye candy to feast upon. Be comforted. Be merry!

    Luke 15:23
    And bring hither the fatted calf, and kill it; and let us eat, and be merry:





    Yours in Christ,

    Elmer

    *Contrary to common assumptions, the word analysis does not derive from the word "anal". Thus, it is totally OK to use it. Thus, it is not anal-ysis but ana-lysis. It comes from Grease as follows: ἀνάλυσις from ἀναλύω (“unravel, investigate”), from ἀνά (“on, up”) + λύω (“I loosen”). OK. I concur. From now on it is inadvisable to use this word as it refers to the loosening of the barriers that protect us against anal penetration, the Godly Sphincters.
    2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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  • #2
    Re: Football (soccer) World Cup 2018: Are there ANY heterosexual Players?

    Egads, brother! This is a horror I cannot believe is happening! Is this the world those Democrats are working so hard to usher in with all their border freedom propaganda? I notice all the people they want pouring through the border, not unlike the rat infestation that brought the Black Plague to Europe, are all from countries that embrace this abomination!

    I will pray the LORD directs President Trump's hand, and perhaps perfectly coiffed hair, personally to rid America of this infestation. And God listens to my prayers, so rest assured it's only a matter of time!


    And a sincere Thank You to Mayor Johny Hold for not allowing that awful Soccer League (AYSO, or whatever it's supposed to be) to ever get its disgusting tendrils into Freehold.
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • #3
      Re: Football (soccer) World Cup 2018: Are there ANY heterosexual Players?

      I don't watch soccer because it's so gay but, boy, did you see that final German kick to defeat Sweeden, today?
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • #4
        Re: Football (soccer) World Cup 2018: Are there ANY heterosexual Players?

        With an entire sport dedicated to the feet, I can't help but think that foot fetishism is involved here.

        We've covered this subject in the past here at LBC, and it's an abomination to the Lord.

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        Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
        brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
        ...and get off my lawn
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        • #5
          Re: Football (soccer) World Cup 2018: Are there ANY heterosexual Players?

          Russia is a liberal country infected with homosexuals . President Trump needs to help Putin in ending the gay problem and end this horrible sinful activity. I can't wait for trump to cure America of this disease once and for all.


          God bless, God bless America.

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          • #6
            Re: Football (soccer) World Cup 2018: Are there ANY heterosexual Players?

            Originally posted by Jeff h. Eheim View Post
            Russia is a liberal country infected with homosexuals . President Trump needs to help Putin in ending the gay problem and end this horrible sinful activity. I can't wait for trump to cure America of this disease once and for all.


            God bless, God bless America.
            Hi! Well, I agree with you in essence, but not in the fact that you have not introduced yourself in the proper manner, in the proper forum.


            So, right now, your attitude is the equivalent to some stranger yelling at my window "God is great, God is great!" Sure is great, but I will shoot the stranger just in case, you know.
            1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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            • #7
              Re: Football (soccer) World Cup 2018: Are there ANY heterosexual Players?

              I have often watched soccer late into the night. I do this because I am trying to discern which players are indeed followers of Christ and His marriage laws and which are homers. It is not uncommon to see the victors of soccer "games" remove their outer garments to reveal skimpy underclothing. Sometimes this underclothing reveals the male generalia's recognizable shape, leaving the privy parts to everyone's sight. Young boys are watching these games with full knowledge of their fathers. Indeed, some fathers and sons watch IN UNISON. If I suspect a soccer player is a follower of King Sodom, I immediately contact them to arrange a meeting.


              I know what you are thinking, brethren. But one of us has to do this.


              The meetings are not easy to arrange! The devil places hindrances in my footpath. He even leads the soccer players to believe I myself am gay and have impure motives. Begone, satan! The power of the Blood of Jesus (wonder working power) will defeat you every time! I intend to SCORE for JESUS. Please pray for me as I work to dissolve every homer stronghold, won't you?


              BrotherLarry
              Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
              “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

              Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
              Amen and Amen

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              • #8
                Re: Football (soccer) World Cup 2018: Are there ANY heterosexual Players?

                There may be sissy players in the World Cup, but soccer (football for non-US folks) seems to attract many Christians around the world. In fact, many soccer fans are disgusted by the homoerotic pansies taking dives that they threaten to kill the effeminate heathen, thus enforcing what the Bible says. If only our football had that same viril passion to lynch nancy boys kneeling while our anthem plays. Colin Kaepernick truly has the devil's luck for the PC'ed NFL direction; he'd be hanging fron the rafters in the good ol' days.

                I must say soccer is an oddly biblical sport. The devil is the sissy player taking a dive (deceit, lie) to get a cheap advantage at goal. The ball is our soul in play, and Jesus is the goalkeeper, a savior and the hero of Team Christianity. Every ball (soul) not entering the gates of Hell (the goal) was deemed worthy to save. It's like an allegory of Matthew 22:14
                "For many are called, but few are chosen."
                Soccer is boring, though, but by no means as homosexual or as liberal as basketball. Eww.

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