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10 Reasons why God hates France!



France has a long, bloody, and shameful history of persecuting anyone who doesn’t bow down and kiss their ass. While embracing every sin imaginable, this filthy nation violently persecutes anyone who’s not catholic and has taken to imprisoning and fining those who dare to stand up and say that it’s not okay to be a fag!








1.The Eiffel Tower
The French build this to mock God and show that they are more Powerfull then Him. They behave like
the Babylonian, who tried to build The Tower Of Babel. So France is the new Babylon!

Genesis 11
3And they said one to another, Go to, let us make brick, and burn them thoroughly. And they had brick for stone, and slime had they for morter.
4And they said, Go to, let us build us a city and a tower, whose top may reach unto heaven; and let us make us a name, lest we be scattered abroad upon the face of the whole earth.

Revelation 17
5And upon her forehead was a name written, MYSTERY, BABYLON THE GREAT, THE MOTHER OF HARLOTS AND ABOMINATIONS OF THE EARTH.


2. Notre Dame is a cathedral of the catholics .As if this was not bad enough,it is full with demonic statues and blasphemous paintings.




Revelation 9
20And the rest of the men which were not killed by these plagues yet repented not of the works of their hands, that they should not worship devils, and idols of gold, and silver, and brass, and stone, and of wood: which neither can see, nor hear, nor walk:


1 Corinthians 10
19What say I then? that the idol is any thing, or that which is offered in sacrifice to idols is any thing?
20But I say, that the things which the Gentiles sacrifice, they sacrifice to devils, and not to God: and I would not that ye should have fellowship with devils.
21Ye cannot drink the cup of the Lord, and the cup of devils: ye cannot be partakers of the Lord's table, and of the table of devils.


3. The French eat frogs, snails and oysters.

"Consumption of frogs' legs in France totals 3000 to 4000 tons per year
(60 to 80 million frogs)"

"France is the biggest snails consumer in
the world with 40,000 tons consumed per year."

"France is the first European producer of oysters (140000 tons yearly)
and we are eating a lot of oysters for Christmas." http://www.ffcook.com/pages/frenchfrogs.htm

Leviticus 11:9-12 These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat. And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you: They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination. Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.


Deuteronomy 14:9-10 These ye shall eat of all that are in the waters: all that have fins and scales shall ye eat: whatsoever hath not fins and scales ye may not eat; it is unclean unto you.


4. The Maid of Orléans or Saint Joan of Arc is a national heroine of France and a Catholic saint.
What many do not know is that Joan of Arc was an evil abomination in the eyes of God, a blemish on the face of God's creation. Because Joan was initially hermaphrodite and later transformed to girl.
"She" or "He" was a transvestite, bi-sexual, a lesbian and she was a-sexual. She practised witchcraft, wore male clothes all the time and she worked like a man. Womans said that they never saw her menstruate.
Beside that, Joan of Arc had a gang bang, sometime during the three days after she signed the abjuration.
Simon Beaucroix's, an old friend of Joan, wrote in his testimony; "Joan slept always with young girls, she did not like to s sleep with old women."

Exodus 22
18Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

Leviticus 10
27A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.

Leviticus 20
13If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.



5.The Church of France is part of the worldwide Catholic Church. The French church is under the spiritual leadership of the Pope, curia in Rome, and the Conference of French bishops. It is estimated that 60% of France's population are Catholic.

6. Jean Diot and Bruno Lenoir were the last homosexuals burned to death on July 6, 1750. Praise The Lord!
Unfortunately, those were the last. Since that France started his path of immorality and perversity.
It is legal to be homosexual in France. Worst of all, Gay and lesbian people are free to serve in the Armed Forces.

Leviticus 20
13If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.


7. 38.3% of all marriages in France end in divorce. Additionally the marriage rate is going down. According to a November 21, 2006, Washington Post article, only 4.3 of every 1000 French people were married. Yet, 48.3% of first births were to women who were unmarried.

Luke 16
18Whosoever putteth away his wife, and marrieth another, committeth adultery: and whosoever marrieth her that is put away from her husband committeth adultery.



Matthew 19
6Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.



8. Abortions are available for any reason during the 1st trimester, and to preserve the mental or physical health of the mother or if the child is “defective” at any time – basically you can kill your baby at any time if you say it affects your health or if you do it in the 1st trimester.

Job 31
15Did not he that made me in the womb make him? and did not one fashion us in the womb?

Isaiah 49

1Listen, O isles, unto me; and hearken, ye people, from far; The LORD hath called me from the womb; from the bowels of my mother hath he made mention of my name.


9. France is an extremely violent nation.The number of acts of urban violence committed in 2007 in France was published discreetly by the Interior Ministry. It totals 93,016, including 37,359 cars burned, or 102 per day! The remainder is divided up as follows: 26,217 trash can fires, 7,955 acts of vandalism against city property (both slight damage and total destruction), 6,856 projectiles thrown (the targets were mainly policemen), 5,658 car chases and 4,101 cases of collective violence against security forces and medics.” In all there were 3,771,850 crimes and 1,051 murders in 2007.

Exodus 20
15Thou shalt not steal.

Romans 4:15

15Because the law worketh wrath: for where no law is, there is no transgression.


10. France is obsessed with “French identity. Anyone and anything that doesn’t conform to the “traditional” image of France (translation: anyone who’s not a baby-killing, fag-loving, fornicating catholic) is ignoble.

Ephesians 4
2Be completely humble and gentle; be patient, bearing with one another in love.

Matthew 5

43Ye have heard that it hath been said, Thou shalt love thy neighbour, and hate thine enemy.



All people of France need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Denmark, Australia, England, The Netherlands, Scotland, New Zealand, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Iceland, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.
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Awwww, that's kind of you, thank you.

And you forgot to say that most criminals in France are African
We the French have nothing to do with it.
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Excellent research Brother Titus! It was about time the filth that is France was exposed to the world!
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@Titus Templeton My father says the French smell bad!
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Well done Brother Templeton, Well done. I often wonder why Jesus sent the US of A to bail the cheese eaters out two times in the last 100 years. Its a mystery to me. I also wonder why the French never said thanks.
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Awwww, that's kind of you, thank you.

And you forgot to say that most criminals in France are African
We the French have nothing to do with it.
And racist with it. The only reason you Frenchies don't commit more proper crimes is just because you don't have the spine those savage darkies do, so you've got no reason to be so hateful about them. Is it true that the only way your cops catch people is when they go and surrender to them, the way you surrendered to Hitler, Stalin and Saddam Hussein?
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Awwww, that's kind of you, thank you.

And you forgot to say that most criminals in France are African
We the French have nothing to do with it.
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12. They're racist.
13. From Felicity, they lack proper hygene
14. They're destroying Canada and stopping it from becoming a True Christian™ nation.
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Well done Brother Templeton, Well done. I often wonder why Jesus sent the US of A to bail the cheese eaters out two times in the last 100 years. Its a mystery to me. I also wonder why the French never said thanks.
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That was in 1885 dummy. What about WW1, and WW2
Or has that slipped your memory . If it was not for us you would be speaking German. We where quite happy to stay out of the whole darn mess, until Germany bombed Pearl Harbor and Japland declared war on us.
Why the heck couldn't you people keep the war on your own continent? No you have to be surrender monkeys just like the Denmarkiens and Norweegeains.
If you are going to start a war with another country, at least have the courage to fight.
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That was in 1885 dummy. What about WW1, and WW2
Or has that slipped your memory . If it was not for us you would be speaking German. We where quite happy to stay out of the whole darn mess, until Germany bombed Pearl Harbor and Japland declared war on us.
Why the heck couldn't you people keep the war on your own continent? No you have to be surrender monkeys just like the Denmarkiens and Norweegeains.
If you are going to start a war with another country, at least have the courage to fight.
But what about the period before that, such as the American Revolution, where the French helped, and the Napoleonic era, where France became a dominant power? Surely, as the U.S. starts falling apart, it can show some sympathy to countries that resemble it?

Also, it wasn't the U.S. that bore the brunt of battle during WWII but the Soviets.

Finally, why are you implicitly defending the U.S.? Surely, you can name at least 10 reasons why God hates the U.S., and probably even more.
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Surely, you can name at least 10 reasons why God hates the U.S., and probably even more.
Of course not! America is God's favorite nation!
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But what about the period before that, such as the American Revolution, where the French helped, and the Napoleonic era, where France became a dominant power? Surely, as the U.S. starts falling apart, it can show some sympathy to countries that resemble it?
The French helped what, the South to lose? As for Napoleon, he killed all of the royalty so he could make himself royalty, not exactly what I would call a higher motive.

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Also, it wasn't the U.S. that bore the brunt of battle during WWII but the Soviets.
Wow, is this the kind of history they teach you in Europe? Some gratitude.

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Finally, why are you implicitly defending the U.S.? Surely, you can name at least 10 reasons why God hates the U.S., and probably even more.
Sure if you include places like California or Jew York City, but those aren't Real America.
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French people are sexual deviates. They give items male and female genders. I would hate to think what they do with these things.
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But what about the period before that, such as the American Revolution, where the French helped, and the Napoleonic era, where France became a dominant power? Surely, as the U.S. starts falling apart, it can show some sympathy to countries that resemble it?
As you can see Jimmy DeWittless has a very poor understanding of history.
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That was in 1885 dummy. What about WW1, and WW2
Or has that slipped your memory . If it was not for us you would be speaking German. We where quite happy to stay out of the whole darn mess, until Germany bombed Pearl Harbor and Japland declared war on us.
Remember Jimmy just as you owe a debt to the Pirates you also as a nation owe a debt of gratitude to the French, for one of the major turning points of the War of Independence was the French blockade that lead to the surrender of General Charles Cornwalllis at Yorktown.
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Leave it to a pirate to over-estimate the importance of a naval blockade.

While it is true that the French naval blockade helped hasten the end of the war, by the time of the Siege of Yorktown the British were functionally defeated. General Cornwallis was the 5th commander in chief of the British forces (after a long line of failures) and had inherited a fairly dismal situation. He holed up in Yorktown hoping for supplies from Britain, who were much more concerned about the French making inroads in India than the war over here. Even if there had been no naval blockade, it still would have taken roughly 3 months for any assistance to arrive and they still would have had a lot of trouble breaking out of Yorktown.

Any debt of gratitude owed to the French was paid back at least tenfold when we liberated them from the Germans in WW1, again in WW2, and supported them during the Vietnamese war of independence (which the French still managed to screw up).

Maybe before you accuse someone of having a poor grasp of history you should learn a bit of it yourself.
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@Titus Templeton My father says the French smell bad!
He was wrong. They smell far, far worse than bad.

I know this because the God-mocking scum arrived in my school as exchange students. They smelled so unbelievably vile...

That we eventually got sick of them. The result looked something like this:
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He was wrong. They smell far, far worse than bad.

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Thats the Reason they invented Parfum. Napoleon had drunk perfume, so that his shit smells good.
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This is the most popular non-alcoholic drink in France. The message is, "Drink Pschitt, 60,000,000 French can't be wrong."

Personally I wouldn't touch the stuff.
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I find it interesting no one mentioned the real reason God (and everyone else but teenage mall sluts) hate france. The place is full of french people!
If they'd just deport those pencil thin mustached, black and white striped shirted, beret capped wearing mimes, I am sure something could be done with the real estate. Perhaps let Andorra take the place over.
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From one of my favorite authors: The French are sawed-off sissies who eat snails and slugs and cheese that smells like people's feet. Utter cowards who force their own children to drink wine, they gibber like baboons even when you try to speak to them in their own wimpy language.
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