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    Pope Is Going to "Bless" Homer Civil Unions

    You have to hand it to the Catlinks, they know how to turn a buck. They can smell a revenue stream a mile away and close on it like a homing pigeon.

    After condemning homers and homer marriage for years, the Pope saw it was hurting the Catholic bottom line. So he came up with a scheme that hung onto anal sex as a sin but maintained a revenue stream from homers.

    The new plan is for priests to bless civil unions but not call them "marriage." That way nothing need be said about the sin of homer sex. This guy is a financial genius.

    Pope Francis endorses civil unions for same-sex couples
    https://www.christianpost.com/news/pope-francis-endorses-civil-unions-for-same-sex-couples.html
    Pope Francis has called for the creation of civil union laws that would help same-sex couples create families as children of God, challenging a previous conclusion by the Catholic Church that ...
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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    Re: Pope Is Going to "Bless" Homer Civil Unions

    Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
    After condemning homers and homer marriage for years, the Pope saw it was hurting the Catholic bottom line. The new plan is for priests to bless civil unions but not call them "marriage."
    Oh, how very disgusting of the Cathyolick "church" to do this, dear Brother Mayor Hold. And, by calling these travesties "civil unions", it makes one wonder what they call it when their priests are raping so many of the young altar boys? Mentoring Minors? Why not call all of this what it really is: pestilential perversion!

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      Re: Pope Is Going to "Bless" Homer Civil Unions

      Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
      The new plan is for priests to bless civil unions but not call them "marriage." That way nothing need be said about the sin of homer sex. This guy is a financial genius
      I have also noted that there has been scandal after scandal in the priesthood and this has also cost money. Now, instead of investigating and disciplining them (or "concealing the evidence, denying everything, and sicking lawyers onto victims" as they say in Rome), they will simply bless "Adam and Steve." - Job done.


      Mark my words - those priests will be marrying choirboys before long.
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