[Levi Jones]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

Wouldn't starburst be considered candy of the queers too?

I'm fairly certain with this as their spokesperson, it could even be gayer if that's even possible.

[Justin Z]

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Correct. Only queers think the berries and cream combination taste good.

[Austin Strait]

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The gay colors are obviously intended to lure children off the path of Jesus. These Evil Corporations know that children souls are pure and easy to taint.

Children are sadly susceptible to colors such as these. My son's counting blocks as a very young child is obvious to this theory. (I had them replaced with plain wooden blocks as to limit his exposure to these homosexual influences)

[Bob4God]

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These Evil Corporations know that children souls are pure and easy to taint.

It truly is shameful, because when I was a child there was literally no concept of an "Evil Corporation." Corporations were all GODly Republican hometown businesses.

But after the 60s, the liberals and gays started infiltrating them and it all went down hill after that.

[Austin Strait]

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It truly is shameful, because when I was a child there was literally no concept of an "Evil Corporation." Corporations were all GODly Republican hometown businesses.

But after the 60s, the liberals and gays started infiltrating them and it all went down hill after that.

Sadly I am a child of the 1970's. How sweet and pure indeed it would be to have lived in such a pure time.

[Zeppelin123]

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Taste the rainbow, indeed! The homosexual agenda has taken many shapes and sizes, but we have been onto it at every turn of it's quest to recruit our children to the queer lifestyle!

This evening while I was expressing a high degree of intense revulsion at my own nakedness in the shower, the Holy Spirit came upon me and told me to write to all of you about the dangers of these nefarious little candies!

ATTENTION: WOMEN, CHILDREN, AND THOSE WITH WEAK SPIRITUAL CONSTITUTIONS SHOULD NOT CONTINUE!



Right off the bat we can see that these sodomite sweets are attractively decorated with the bright colors of the rainbow, which was long ago adopted as the homo calling card.

The term "Original Fruit" is splattered across the top of the packaging, which is homosexual code language for "virgin testicles." There was a 200% increase in Skittles sales when they started using that slogan. At the same time, incidents of homosexuals abducting and raping young Christian boys skyrocketed. Coincidence? I doubt it.



When we view Skittles closeup, it is obvious that they have been modeled after a) the male buttocks, or b) testicles.

Each color of Skittles has a different meaning. Homosexuals will keep a variety of these in their pockets, and when they see a potential homosexual or homosexual recruit, they will attempt to hand-feed it into their mouth. According to the color, that is what the "host" wants to do with the "guest."

GREEN: Fornicate in a public park

YELLOW: Abduct a christian man and take turns urinating on his face

RED: Spank the "guest's" behind with a leather strap

ORANGE: Fornicate with vegetables stolen from a True Christian farmer

BROWN: The "host" will insert Skittles candies 'up there' and then pay the "vendor" with a kiss every time he wants a pile of candies excreted into his palm or even directly into his mouth!

Friends, I am calling for a ban on ALL Skittles products, whether it be food, clothing or decorative ornaments! THERE IS REASON TO BELIEVE THAT SKITTLES MAY BE INJECTED WITH THE AIDS OR SOME KIND OF GAY CHEMICAL THAT CAUSES AN ADDICTION TO SAME SEX ACTIVITY!

If you find your children eating these candies, TAKE THEM AWAY AT ONCE AND BEAT YOUR KIDS FOR EXPERIMENTING IN THE HOMOSEXUAL LIFESTYLE!

MAY GOD KEEP YOUR FAMILIES SAFE!

have you forgotten that the rainbow is God's promise to man to never flood the earth again. does that mean that God is gay? or that he promotes homosexuality? i think not. if our Lord can use a rainbow, why can't a candy?

my balls defiantly do NOT look like skittles. they are oval in shape, while skittles are some weird shape that i can't name. and my ass checks don't look like them either. and how come they can't look like women's ass checks?

i googled around and asked my gay friends, and i found NOTHING about your made up colors=sex activities bull.

they taste effin delicious and i love them and a woman's vagina!
instead of steering your children away from all that is "evil," teach them the proper ways of Jesus and they will learn what to avoid. candy is something that they won't be avoiding

[Petal]

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my balls defiantly do NOT look like skittles.

i not wants to reads about your defiant bawls, it disgustin that even your nawty parts are possesseds by a demon of rebellilions

i rebukes that demon!

[Sister Charli]

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i not wants to reads about your defiant bawls, it disgustin that even your nawty parts are possesseds by a demon of rebellilions

i rebukes that demon!

Well said Petal.

[Lisa H]

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have you forgotten that the rainbow is God's promise to man to never flood the earth again. does that mean that God is gay? or that he promotes homosexuality? i think not. if our Lord can use a rainbow, why can't a candy?

my balls defiantly do NOT look like skittles. they are oval in shape, while skittles are some weird shape that i can't name. and my ass checks don't look like them either. and how come they can't look like women's ass checks?

i googled around and asked my gay friends, and i found NOTHING about your made up colors=sex activities bull.

they taste effin delicious and i love them and a woman's vagina!
instead of steering your children away from all that is "evil," teach them the proper ways of Jesus and they will learn what to avoid. candy is something that they won't be avoiding

How dare you talk such pornographic filth on this forum. You are certainly one of the devils whores.

[Bob4God]

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Ladies, I am so sorry you had to hear such perverted talk from this exhibitionist Zeppelin fellow. I assume it was the heavy metal band Led Zeppelin that has driven him to such debauchery. That and a lifetime of eating Skittles.

Now then, Mr. Zeppelin, if you had read the entire thread before jumping in to make accusations, you would see that I do indeed know the rainbow is a sign of GOD's promise never to drown the entire planet ever again.

BUT you would also know that the symbol was STOLEN by gay extremists to mock our values and pollute our culture. Satan himself drove the gays to claim the rainbow as their own!

Finally, you will find that none of us care what your various body parts look like and if you had any sense of decency at all, you would apologize for damaging our minds!

[Professor Tyeisha X]

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As a proud radical lesbian, I can actually say that Landover is right on this one (I can't believe I actually just said that!). Skittles are very popular in the gay and lesbian community. I know many gay men that are partial to the rainbow colors and succulent, fruity taste.

In the early 90's, I was part of an erotic documentary film that featured Skittles mixed with beautiful homosexual sex acts. One young man lied on his back, with his legs in the air, when a "bulldyke" dressed in a greasy automotive uniform took a funnel and inserted it into the man. Four King-size bags of Skittles were promptly poured into him.

Then he squatted over "bears" with thick mustaches, dressed as policemen and proceeded to push the Skittles out into the men's mouths, while seductively whispering: "Taste the Rainbow".

The film one several awards in underground gay cinema. One reviewer described the symbolism as "Riveting."

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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As a proud radical lesbian, I can actually say that Landover is right on this one (I can't believe I actually just said that!). Skittles are very popular in the gay and lesbian community. I know many gay men that are partial to the rainbow colors and succulent, fruity taste.

In the early 90's, I was part of an erotic documentary film that featured Skittles mixed with beautiful homosexual sex acts. One young man lied on his back, with his legs in the air, when a "bulldyke" dressed in a greasy automotive uniform took a funnel and inserted it into the man. Four King-size bags of Skittles were promptly poured into him.

Then he squatted over "bears" with thick mustaches, dressed as policemen and proceeded to push the Skittles out into the men's mouths, while seductively whispering: "Taste the Rainbow".

The film one several awards in underground gay cinema. One reviewer described the symbolism as "Riveting."

I KNEW IT!

[its_faith]

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As a proud radical lesbian, I can actually say that Landover is right on this one (I can't believe I actually just said that!). Skittles are very popular in the gay and lesbian community. I know many gay men that are partial to the rainbow colors and succulent, fruity taste.

In the early 90's, I was part of an erotic documentary film that featured Skittles mixed with beautiful homosexual sex acts. One young man lied on his back, with his legs in the air, when a "bulldyke" dressed in a greasy automotive uniform took a funnel and inserted it into the man. Four King-size bags of Skittles were promptly poured into him.

Then he squatted over "bears" with thick mustaches, dressed as policemen and proceeded to push the Skittles out into the men's mouths, while seductively whispering: "Taste the Rainbow".

The film one several awards in underground gay cinema. One reviewer described the symbolism as "Riveting."

I now have to go and wash my Christian eyes with soap after reading this.

[Dirk]

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As a proud radical lesbian, I can actually say that Landover is right on this one (I can't believe I actually just said that!). Skittles are very popular in the gay and lesbian community. I know many gay men that are partial to the rainbow colors and succulent, fruity taste.

In the early 90's, I was part of an erotic documentary film that featured Skittles mixed with beautiful homosexual sex acts. One young man lied on his back, with his legs in the air, when a "bulldyke" dressed in a greasy automotive uniform took a funnel and inserted it into the man. Four King-size bags of Skittles were promptly poured into him.

Then he squatted over "bears" with thick mustaches, dressed as policemen and proceeded to push the Skittles out into the men's mouths, while seductively whispering: "Taste the Rainbow".

The film one several awards in underground gay cinema. One reviewer described the symbolism as "Riveting."

[Lisa H]

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Perverted story

I could not believe anyone could write such filth. You truly are a demon whore from hell.