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  • Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

    Originally posted by Nick90 View Post
    Seriously i see no connection with skittles being gay.
    Why is that Nick? Are you too, considered 'Flamboyant'?
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

      Originally posted by Nick90 View Post
      Seriously i see no connection with skittles being gay.
      You must be so gay that to you, a rainbow candy dosen't seem gay...wow your like a mega gay

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      • Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

        youre all piffleing idiots. god is supposed to accept everyone and not give a shit if theyre gay or lesbian. just because youre homosexual doesnt mean you should get "stoned" or "beat". you guys need to shut your bitch faces up. also, if a girl gets raped its not her fault and she should NOT get stoned because of it. and girls should not have to marry their rapists. [COLOR="Purple"]I DONT GIVE A piffle WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS. USE YOUR BRAINS AND HAVE SOME MORALS.[/COLOR] piffleing idiots.
        jesus <3 my savior

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        • Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

          Originally posted by Princess001 View Post
          You must be so gay that to you, a rainbow candy dosen't seem gay...wow your like a mega gay
          youre a piffleing dumbass
          jesus <3 my savior

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          • Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

            Originally posted by emilykearnz View Post
            youre all piffleing idiots. god is supposed to accept everyone and not give a shit if theyre gay or lesbian.
            Despite what you think GOD should do, the reality is quite different.

            I don't suppose you could prove me wrong by showing me scripture that says GOD accepts everybody as they are?
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            • Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

              Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
              Despite what you think GOD should do, the reality is quite different.

              I don't suppose you could prove me wrong by showing me scripture that says GOD accepts everybody as they are?
              But she's not talking about everyone else's God. She has her own special God that magically agrees with her.
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              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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              • Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                skittles are hella good
                God is as strong as a unicorn Num.23:22, 24:8

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                • Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                  Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
                  Taste the rainbow, indeed! The homosexual agenda has taken many shapes and sizes, but we have been onto it at every turn of it's quest to recruit our children to the queer lifestyle!

                  This evening while I was expressing a high degree of intense revulsion at my own nakedness in the shower, the Holy Spirit came upon me and told me to write to all of you about the dangers of these nefarious little candies!

                  ATTENTION: WOMEN, CHILDREN, AND THOSE WITH WEAK SPIRITUAL CONSTITUTIONS SHOULD NOT CONTINUE!




                  Right off the bat we can see that these sodomite sweets are attractively decorated with the bright colors of the rainbow, which was long ago adopted as the homo calling card.

                  The term "Original Fruit" is splattered across the top of the packaging, which is homosexual code language for "virgin testicles." There was a 200% increase in Skittles sales when they started using that slogan. At the same time, incidents of homosexuals abducting and raping young Christian boys skyrocketed. Coincidence? I doubt it.



                  When we view Skittles closeup, it is obvious that they have been modeled after a) the male buttocks, or b) testicles.

                  Each color of Skittles has a different meaning. Homosexuals will keep a variety of these in their pockets, and when they see a potential homosexual or homosexual recruit, they will attempt to hand-feed it into their mouth. According to the color, that is what the "host" wants to do with the "guest."

                  GREEN: Fornicate in a public park

                  YELLOW: Abduct a christian man and take turns urinating on his face

                  RED: Spank the "guest's" behind with a leather strap

                  ORANGE: Fornicate with vegetables stolen from a True Christian farmer

                  BROWN: The "host" will insert Skittles candies 'up there' and then pay the "vendor" with a kiss every time he wants a pile of candies excreted into his palm or even directly into his mouth!

                  Friends, I am calling for a ban on ALL Skittles products, whether it be food, clothing or decorative ornaments! THERE IS REASON TO BELIEVE THAT SKITTLES MAY BE INJECTED WITH THE AIDS OR SOME KIND OF GAY CHEMICAL THAT CAUSES AN ADDICTION TO SAME SEX ACTIVITY!

                  If you find your children eating these candies, TAKE THEM AWAY AT ONCE AND BEAT YOUR KIDS FOR EXPERIMENTING IN THE HOMOSEXUAL LIFESTYLE!

                  MAY GOD KEEP YOUR FAMILIES SAFE!

                  Two questions:
                  1) Who puts that much thought into a candy? and 2) How do you know, in so much detail, what each color means?

                  And brown skittles don't exist. Those are purple.

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                  • Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                    Originally posted by RileyJohn6 View Post
                    Who puts that much thought into a candy?
                    The homosexual agenda, that's who.

                    How do you know, in so much detail, what each color means?
                    I have many True Christian resources, like Dick Hafer.

                    And brown skittles don't exist. Those are purple.
                    Sure look brown to me, but even if they are purple, well, that just makes them gayer.
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                    • Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                      Further evidence that Skittles will get you killed!
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                      • Im tired of this stupid slander to any people of this orientation

                        I am only going to say this one time. Gays are not bad people as well as skittles and your going completely backwards.Ever heard of the phrase "love the things you like. Like the things you hate"? you aren't practicing what you preach. If god didn't want gays then why do they exist? You can't blame lucifer for he was once gods best angel. Last time i checked god is the only one who could create life and matter. He left us knowledge to discover! yet you waste it on pushing back people who have good heart potential and desires! if you look at a gay man from head to toe he looks like you. So why push them back why push them away when god made gays so that way no one would be a lone in the world. he wants to see love and passion spread to every man woman and child under his wing, which is all of us. you practice segregation still. Hating the sinner or the sin is not a viable reason either. It's still hating something. We are all his children under his skies yet you say that being gay is the work of the devil. Demons make you do bad things like rape a child or kill a man. All I've seen from them is love respect and unity for all kinds. that is where your message is being hazy. You aren't loving. you're hating. god shakes his finger at hate.As for skittles, they're colored candy that you put the handkerchief code over. So that was kinda dumb do to the fact it's just colored candy! would you like to mock M&M's too? They're slogan is to motto the colors and flavor! So have fun being societies poppet. i just think that all of this is stupid. You make up stuff that isn't true about things and then post it up as if it were true. Take this down but my words never be heeded in this country i live in. By the way bigotry hate as well as irrational thinking does not make for a righteous judgement. god made the devil so there for god made gays too! Don't like it ban me block me and spit in my eye. but the more you deny it, the more you think that gays are an infection or a plague from the devil, the more close minded you seem.
                        So open it up a bit and think. Why would they still be here if it's a demonic you think? Everyone has someone and gays deserve that someone just as much as we do. Don't be anti-humanistic for something you don't understand!

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                        • Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                          I love that under tags you put " homosexual war on the family" When all they want is love. I think you people are starting the war when all they've wanted was peace and to have the right to marry. Before you say that if we let gays marry blah blah blah wed have to let people marry animals and objects IT'S TWO HUMAN BEINGS!!!!!!! DON'T LIKE IT IGNORE IT YOU BIG GOOF
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                          1Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils;

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                          • Re: Im tired of this stupid slander to any people of this orientation

                            Originally posted by IndiscreetReader View Post
                            I am only going to say this one time. Gays are not bad people
                            Yes they are.
                            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

                            That's right up there with lying, idol worship, bringing the earnings of a harlot into your house and being arrogant in your heart (that's you).

                            And just in case you're one of those people who thinks it's just the Old Testament that hates the gays:
                            Romans 1:24-32

                            24Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:

                            25Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.

                            26For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:

                            27And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

                            28And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;

                            29Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers,

                            30Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents,

                            31Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:

                            32Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

                            Right up there with murderers. And then there's you, taking pleasure in them.

                            God hates you!
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                            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                            The truth about volcanos
                            Sex and debauchery in public schools
                            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                            • Re: Im tired of this stupid slander to any people of this orientation

                              Well excuse me Mr. paranoid. Didn't know this site had such stingy people. god hates haters and wants people to be judged with open mind. he made evil to protect the good so what can be said? By the way rack me up the infamy. More i have the more i know I'm doing my job. 2nd guessing anything you do, say, or see. I laugh at you and this fake church site. but its costumed really well.
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                              1Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils;

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                              • Re: Im tired of this stupid slander to any people of this orientation

                                Originally posted by IndiscreetReader View Post
                                Well excuse me Mr. paranoid. Didn't know this site had such stingy people. god hates haters and wants people to be judged with open mind. he made evil to protect the good so what can be said? By the way rack me up the infamy. More i have the more i know I'm doing my job. 2nd guessing anything you do, say, or see. I laugh at you and this fake church site. but its costumed really well.
                                Stop talking like a retard.



                                Show me IN THE BIBLE where God specifically states that He "hates haters" and that He wants people "to be judged with open mind" (does this involve surgery???????).

                                You have 30 minutes. I see that you are online, so NO EXCUSES.



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