[Jordan]

Re: URGENT ! QUEERS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ! WHAT SHOULD I DO ??

You people need to get real. Like really, you are horrible horrible people. Calling homosexuals vulgar names is low. You people make me sick. Accept them, does you precious bible not tell you to accept people? Cause it certainly should. Talking about shooting them? What the hell is wrong with you. Some of my friends are gay. I don't want to kill them. They are my friends. Get real. God save you

[Nobar King]

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You're going to hell, Jordan. What do you have to say for yourself?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: URGENT ! QUEERS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ! WHAT SHOULD I DO ??

You people need to get real. Like really, you are horrible horrible people. Calling homosexuals vulgar names is low. You people make me sick. Accept them, does you precious bible not tell you to accept people? Cause it certainly should. Talking about shooting them? What the hell is wrong with you. Some of my friends are gay. I don't want to kill them. They are my friends. Get real. God save you

Jordan, your 'friends' are going to lead you into hell. Lord knows I try to speak like a Pastor and most of the time it's the right thing to do. But sometimes people like you need to hear the facts in language you can understand. Sure it's tough love, but your soul is at stake!

Son, I don' know how to tell you this any other way and GOD forgive me. But you don't want to go through life with a poopy pecker.

[Manny]

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The bible also says disobeying children should be stoned to death. Brides on their wedding night that are not virgins are to be brought to their father's house and stoned to death. Eating seafood is a mortal sin. Tables with legs more than a certain height...a mortal sin. These rules/laws by which believers need to live were translated by man from the bible to fit the times. Homosexuality was forbidden because back when cholera, plagues, war, etc were killing off humanity. we needed EVERYONE to have as many babies as possible. Hence you have the manmade translations....no birth control, no homosexuality, etc.....Why is it so many "christians" feel free to pick and choose from their holy holy bible and any other religion for that matter. ONE GOD!!!!...not just yours!!!!!!!!!!Everyone that gets this rent Religulous...buy this DVD for your conceptually blind friends as well.

By the way...no Jesus does not pay the internet bills...just like the vacuum, washing machine, microwave, television, motor vehicle transportation, etc....are all condemned by the bible. Now measure your table legs to see if you are burning in hell!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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The bible also says disobeying children should be stoned to death. Brides on their wedding night that are not virgins are to be brought to their father's house and stoned to death. Eating seafood is a mortal sin. Tables with legs more than a certain height...a mortal sin. These rules/laws by which believers need to live were translated by man from the bible to fit the times. Homosexuality was forbidden because back when cholera, plagues, war, etc were killing off humanity. we needed EVERYONE to have as many babies as possible. Hence you have the manmade translations....no birth control, no homosexuality, etc.....Why is it so many "christians" feel free to pick and choose from their holy holy bible and any other religion for that matter. ONE GOD!!!!...not just yours!!!!!!!!!!Everyone that gets this rent Religulous...buy this DVD for your conceptually blind friends as well.

By the way...no Jesus does not pay the internet bills...just like the vacuum, washing machine, microwave, television, motor vehicle transportation, etc....are all condemned by the bible. Now measure your table legs to see if you are burning in hell!

Manny, I call shenanigans. Produce the Scripture that stipulates table height, or apologize to Jesus.

[Wide-Open]

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The bible also says disobeying children should be stoned to death.

Amen!

Brides on their wedding night that are not virgins are to be brought to their father's house and stoned to death.

Amen! Preach it Brother!

Eating seafood is a mortal sin.

Amen! Although there is some discussion on this one.

These rules/laws by which believers need to live were translated by man from the bible to fit the times. Homosexuality was forbidden because back when cholera, plagues, war, etc were killing off humanity. we needed EVERYONE to have as many babies as possible. Hence you have the manmade translations....no birth control, no homosexuality, etc....

Manny... you were doing so well, and then this.

Why is it so many "christians" feel free to pick and choose from their holy holy bible and any other religion for that matter.

That's the exact thing we DON'T do at Landover Baptist. Pay attention woman!

By the way...no Jesus does not pay the internet bills...

That is correct. Hence our shiny button at the bottom of your screen that says "Manny, click me, maybe you can get Saved® after all!"

Don't be a hater Manny. You can do it. Baby Jesus is waiting for you!

[OJohnathanEPennings3]

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i even doubt that you would even think that even a straight couple would even use a condom, even if they were christian or not

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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i even doubt that you would even think that even a straight couple would even use a condom, even if they were christian or not

NOT EVEN!

[Jordan]

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What you should do is introduce yourself to them. OR GO STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!! they are people too. God's never been with a woman. He's gay then.

[Jordan]

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Ban me! Do it! Permanently! I want away from you fucking bible humping freaks! you beat women and homosexuals! WHAT THE FUCK!!! You are mostly horible horrible people! BAN ME FROM THE SITE!! NOW!!!

[Meek and Humble]

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If you hate us so much, why wait to be banned? Why not just, you know, leave?

I guess all the sodomy has warped your mind, silly child.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Ban me! Do it! Permanently! I want away from you piffleing bible humping freaks! you beat women and homosexuals! WHAT THE piffle!!! You are mostly horible horrible people! BAN ME FROM THE SITE!! NOW!!!

I can see that we have rattled the demons in your cage, nancyboy. Stick with Jesus and you'll be rid of them soon! Hit the "Donate" button at the bottom of the page RIGHT NOW to take advantage of our money-back guarantee!

[JennyD]

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Ban me! Do it! Permanently! I want away from you piffleing bible humping freaks! you beat women and homosexuals! WHAT THE piffle!!! You are mostly horible horrible people! BAN ME FROM THE SITE!! NOW!!!

Why are we horrible, Jordan?

Is it because we follow the whole Bible, even the parts you don't like?

Is it because we refuse to agree with your Christ-denying ways?

Does it make us horrible to honestly say what God says in the Bible?

Did we invade your homosexual forum to insult you, or did you join ours uninvited and unwelcome, for the purpose of attacking us and insulting God?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Ban me! Do it! Permanently! I want away from you piffleing bible humping freaks! you beat women and homosexuals!

And dotheads and JOOS and rebellious children.

[JennyD]

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Ban me! Do it! Permanently! I want away from you piffleing bible humping freaks! you beat women and homosexuals! WHAT THE piffle!!! You are mostly horible horrible people! BAN ME FROM THE SITE!! NOW!!!

Jordan, did you know that President Obama recently expanded Bush's Office of Faith-Based Initiatives, and agreed to continue the policy allowing church groups to discriminate in hiring based on religion, even though they're spending your tax dollars?

You can't get away from "Bible (t)humping freaks". We're everywhere.