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  • Pastor Al E Pistle
    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 9323

    #91
    Re: URGENT ! QUEERS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ! WHAT SHOULD I DO ??

    Originally posted by Manny View Post
    I was a sea captain for many years. Many of those years in Key West and I ran gay reef trips - called Beef on the Reef. I was known as the straight guy and became a father confessor to many troubled gays.
    The only people who are bothered by gay rights, gays or anybody else for that matter are closet gays or rednecks. even if they have a cultured accent The true redneck (who of course may well be a closet gay) would ban anything not taught by his/her sister mother - can be the same person so I am told in certain areas of the country.
    Education does not always get rid of the redneck, education does not always open the mind. These people often become fundamentalist Christians or Muslims. Most will have a belief system that included's a supernatural being - a god or God. (same thing) A closed mind is too precious to save
    Then you weren't a 'sea captain', you were probably a six-pack captain. Did it ever occur to you that the gays are troubled because they are damned to hell? Because they are freaks of nature? Because regardless of popular belief, not all homers know how to accessorize properly? "Beef on the reef" indeed! You are a damn homer yourself! You aren't fooling anyone.
    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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    • Manny
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Feb 2009
      • 53

      #92
      Re: URGENT ! QUEERS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ! WHAT SHOULD I DO ??

      It's not only guys that **. A guy and a girl can ** as well. Trust me, I've done it.

      And just for the record Mr. Truecristian (I don't mean to be rude, but your parents have a very strange taste in baby names), could you please tell me exactly what passages in the Bible condemn homosexuality? I'm just curious.

      people need to look inside themselves and figure out wtf is going on in their own lives that makes them feel they need to blast hate onto others. this crap about gay folks not haveing rights is just the same as way back when in history when women had no rights and then black folks had no rights. get real people, this is AMERICA, the melting pot, accept that our country was founded on diversity and get over yourselves. just as many of you have said, a lot of my friends are gay, lesbian, bi and/or transgender. i dont love them because of their sexual preferance, but who they are on the inside. i dont live my life pointing out the differences in people and teach my kids the same. maybe you ignorant folks out there wasting all your energy on hating a person or group of people because they are different than you should hang out with my 4 year old for a while, you might just learn something.
      Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 02-25-2009, 11:29 PM. Reason: demonic code edited

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78553

        #93
        Re: URGENT ! QUEERS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ! WHAT SHOULD I DO ??

        Originally posted by Manny View Post
        It's not only guys that **. A guy and a girl can ** as well. Trust me, I've done it.

        And just for the record Mr. Truecristian (I don't mean to be rude, but your parents have a very strange taste in baby names), could you please tell me exactly what passages in the Bible condemn homosexuality? I'm just curious.

        people need to look inside themselves and figure out wtf is going on in their own lives that makes them feel they need to blast hate onto others. this crap about gay folks not haveing rights is just the same as way back when in history when women had no rights and then black folks had no rights. get real people, this is AMERICA, the melting pot, accept that our country was founded on diversity and get over yourselves. just as many of you have said, a lot of my friends are gay, lesbian, bi and/or transgender. i dont love them because of their sexual preferance, but who they are on the inside. i dont live my life pointing out the differences in people and teach my kids the same. maybe you ignorant folks out there wasting all your energy on hating a person or group of people because they are different than you should hang out with my 4 year old for a while, you might just learn something.
        You're 69 years old and have a 4 year old?

        Are you a damned Gypsy?
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Bobby-Joe
          Landover Security Superviser
          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 18405

          #94
          Re: URGENT ! QUEERS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ! WHAT SHOULD I DO ??

          Originally posted by Manny View Post
          It's not only guys that **. A guy and a girl can ** as well. Trust me, I've done it.

          And just for the record Mr. Truecristian (I don't mean to be rude, but your parents have a very strange taste in baby names), could you please tell me exactly what passages in the Bible condemn homosexuality? I'm just curious.

          people need to look inside themselves and figure out wtf is going on in their own lives that makes them feel they need to blast hate onto others. this crap about gay folks not haveing rights is just the same as way back when in history when women had no rights and then black folks had no rights. get real people, this is AMERICA, the melting pot, accept that our country was founded on diversity and get over yourselves. just as many of you have said, a lot of my friends are gay, lesbian, bi and/or transgender. i dont love them because of their sexual preferance, but who they are on the inside. i dont live my life pointing out the differences in people and teach my kids the same. maybe you ignorant folks out there wasting all your energy on hating a person or group of people because they are different than you should hang out with my 4 year old for a while, you might just learn something.

          Were do you get we help these sodomites? We are trying to save them from Hell.

          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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          • Pastor Al E Pistle
            Christ's Cōnsiliārius
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 9323

            #95
            Re: URGENT ! QUEERS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ! WHAT SHOULD I DO ??

            Originally posted by Manny View Post
            could you please tell me exactly what passages in the Bible condemn homosexuality? I'm just curious.
            Let me tell you about a really cool search engine called 'Google'. You are probably smart enough to use it yourself, but just in case.....

            Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. -- Leviticus 18:22
            1. Genesis
            2. "And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him."
              What did Ham do? Did he just look at his naked father or was there something more to it than that? Some commentators have suggested that Ham committed homosexual rape on his drunken father, and that this was why Ham's descendants were eternally punished with slavery and dark skin. 9:24
            3. The two angels that visit Lot wash their feet, eat, and are sexually irresistible to Sodomites. 19:1-5
            4. God kills everyone in Sodom and Gomorrah. 19:4-5, 24-25
            5. What did Sarah see? 21:9
            6. Homosexual acts are an abomination to God. 18:22
            7. If a man has sex with another man, kill them both. 20:13
              Deuteronomy
            8. Women are not to wear men's clothing -- it's an "abomination unto the Lord." 22:5
            9. God says not be bring any whore, sodomite, or dog into the house of the Lord. For "these things are an abomination to the Lord." Sodomites and dogs are biblical names for homosexuals. 23:17-18
              1 Samuel
            10. "The soul of Jonathan was knit with the soul of David, and Jonathan loved him as his own soul ... And Jonathan stripped himself of the robe that was upon him, and gave it to David, and his garments ... and his girdle." 18:1-4
            11. "Jonathan ... delighted much in David." 19:2
            12. Saul is angered by his son's homosexual affair with David and says, "do not I know that thou has chosen the son of Jesse to thine own confusion of thy mother's nakedness?" 20:30
            13. David and Jonathan "kissed one another, and wept with one another" when they parted for the last time. 20:41
              2 Samuel
            14. David says to Jonathan: "very pleasant has thou been unto me: thy love to me was wonderful, passing the love of woman." 1:26
              1 Kings
            15. God shows his homophobia by calling gay people "sodomites" and their sexual relations "abominations." 14:24
            16. Asa "did that which was right in the eyes of the LORD" by expelling homosexuals (or "sodomites", as the good book calls them). 15:12
            17. Jehoshaphat "did that which was right in the eyes of the Lord" and "took" the homosexuals (sodomites) "out of the land," or as the RSV says, "he exterminated" them. 22:43, 46
              2 Kings
            18. Josiah, with God's approval, broke down the houses of the sodomites. 23:7
              Isaiah
            19. "They declare their sin as Sodom, they hide it not. Woe unto their soul!"
              The biblical god just doesn't seem to care much for homosexuals. And he gets especially upset when "they hide it not." 3:9
              Daniel
            20. "Neither shall he regard ... the desire of women"
              11:37
            21. They "have given a boy for a harlot." 3:3
            22. One of the followers of Jesus was a young, nearly naked man who dropped his linen cloth and "fled from them naked" when the priests came to arrest Jesus. 14:51-52
              Luke (None)
              John
            23. "There was leaning on Jesus' bosom one of his disciples, whom Jesus loved." 13:23-25
            24. "The disciple standing by, whom he loved" 19:26
            25. "The disciple whom Jesus loved following; which also leaned on his breast at supper" 21:20
              Romans
            26. With his usual intolerance, Paul condemns homosexuals (including lesbians). This is the only clear reference to lesbians in the Bible. 1:26-28
            27. Homosexuals (those "without natural affection") and their supporters (those "that have pleasure in them") are "worthy of death." 1:31-32
              1 Corinthians
            28. Paul lists ten things that will keep you out of heaven, including homosexuality and being "effeminate." 6:9-10
            29. Homosexuals (those "that defile themselves with mankind") are included on the list of lawless, disobedient, unholy, and profane people. 1:10
              2 Timothy
            30. Iin the last days people will become evil, "without natural affection." Fundamentalist say that this refers to homosexuals. 3:3
            31. God sent "eternal fire" on the people of Sodom and Gomorrah for "going after strange flesh." 7-8
              Revelation
            32. "The hundred and forty and four thousand ... which were not defiled with women"
              Are the 144,000 men that are "not defiled by women" homosexuals? Are only gay men to be saved? 14:1-4
            33. "Dogs [homosexuals?], sorcerers, whoremongers, idolaters" and along with anyone who ever told a lie will not enter the heavenly city. 22:15
            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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            • Manny
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Feb 2009
              • 53

              #96
              Re: URGENT ! QUEERS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ! WHAT SHOULD I DO ??

              You are scary, VERY scary!!! We do not all happen to believe in YOUR GOD!!! WE ALL in this world of ours, have the rights to believe in what we want and feel seriously about just like you! Just as the Americans have the "RIGHTS TO BARE ARMS". How sad is that. Thou shall not kill!!!! Yea right! The Bible is a well written collection of stories nothing more. Beautiful stories I agree. Try educating yourself on Evolution. You may actually get a more realistic view of how we all came about.. Planets of the universe collide and cause amazing things to happen, and strangely be proved by anthropology and other many kinds of scientists. But thats just too much for your God fearing brain to understand I guess. It's too much COMMON SENSE! No you would rather engross yourself in beautifully written stories, that are safe and comforting for your very seriously uneducated mind.. Try looking outside of the box.. go on try it. Open your narrow mind and see what has really happened in this universe of ours. How the dinosaur came about and then extinct by asteroids. How the ice age melted and became the Oceans of our planet. How giant asteroids collided with earth. How the moon was created. fascinating stuff. Sorry no Garden of Eden... for me and anybody with any kind of intelligence. Beautiful stories that unfortunately confused man into thinking it was "Gospel". Gospel according to the Creator, universal explosions, nothing more. I Bless u.. You indeed need it! smc

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78553

                #97
                Re: URGENT ! QUEERS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ! WHAT SHOULD I DO ??

                You're on dope, aren't you.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Brother_Percy
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Forum Member
                  • May 2008
                  • 1359

                  #98
                  Re: URGENT ! QUEERS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ! WHAT SHOULD I DO ??

                  Originally posted by Manny View Post
                  We do not all happen to believe in YOUR GOD!!!
                  So which false-God DO YOU believe in, buddy? Please tell us. Do you worship that fat perverted chink Buddha guy? Or the one with all the arms? Or perhaps you worship one of the Wiccan Gods? The ones who tell their followers to kill Christians, throw period blood over children, and eat babies? Maybe you worship the same false fish God as the Catholics? Or is it Mohammad, the false towelhead pedophile God? Please enlighten us.

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                  • Bobby-Joe
                    Landover Security Superviser
                    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 18405

                    #99
                    Re: URGENT ! QUEERS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ! WHAT SHOULD I DO ??

                    Originally posted by Manny View Post
                    You are scary, VERY scary!!! We do not all happen to believe in YOUR GOD!!!
                    Friend,

                    I will let you in a secret to, I too do not "believe" in God, I KNOW God exists! PRAISE!

                    Now why is it wrong to help people friend?

                    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                    • Brother Temperance
                      Senior Usher
                      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                      A very nice young man
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 15621

                      #100
                      Re: URGENT ! QUEERS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ! WHAT SHOULD I DO ??

                      Originally posted by Manny View Post
                      WE ALL in this world of ours, have the rights to believe in what we want and feel seriously about just like you!
                      Where in the Bible does it say any of that?
                      Just as the Americans have the "RIGHTS TO BARE ARMS".
                      True. No one can force you to wear sleeves. That's FREEDOM for you!
                      Planets of the universe collide and cause amazing things to happen, and strangely be proved by anthropology and other many kinds of scientists.
                      Do you know what the word anthropology means? Clue: It's nothing to do with planets.
                      How the dinosaur came about and then extinct by asteroids.
                      The dinosaur came about by asteroids?
                      How giant asteroids collided with earth.
                      You've mentioned the asteroids twice now. You have yet to explain how they caused the dinosaurs.
                      How the moon was created.
                      The moon was created by God. Everyone knows that, you silly goose.
                      Sorry no Garden of Eden... for me and anybody with any kind of intelligence.
                      True. It's troublemakers like you who got us kicked out of there in the first place. I hope you're proud of yourself. Although I do respect you for having the honesty to acknowledge that "you" and "anybody with any kind of intelligence" are two very different categories.
                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                      • Nobar King
                        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                        Christ's Guardian
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2007
                        • 23748

                        #101
                        Re: URGENT ! QUEERS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ! WHAT SHOULD I DO ??

                        Originally posted by Manny View Post
                        How the ice age melted and became the Oceans of our planet. ... for me and anybody with any kind of intelligence.
                        Excuse me? I'm no geologist, but even I know that the ice age wasn't the cause of the great flood.
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • Manny
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Feb 2009
                          • 53

                          #102
                          Re: URGENT ! QUEERS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ! WHAT SHOULD I DO ??

                          eviticus: No problem. Men don't have vaginas.

                          Noah: Rape usually has little to do with sex. If you use this lovely little search engine called Google, you'll probably find that it has much more to do with domination and power than sex. Even still, it's not for sure that it was rape.

                          I don't know what version of the bible you're using, but using that same search engine, you'll find that the word "homosexual" was not coined till way after the bible was written.

                          Interesting take on Davey and Jonny. I'm pretty sure that Jonathan and David are the ones celebrated in the text, not Saul. Good attempt at an example though. Don't forget Ruth and Naomi possibly being a story of same-sex love.

                          Lastly, are you one of those trolls with the fuzzy hair or the kind that turn to stone in daylight?

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                          • Bill Proper
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Feb 2009
                            • 51

                            #103
                            Re: URGENT ! QUEERS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ! WHAT SHOULD I DO ??

                            Manny,


                            You look like one of Liz Taylor’s ex-husbands; you know the kind with a big tuck and power tools but small equipment. I bet you even smoke pot and think it’s alright as God created it for your natural use.

                            Have you ever thought about getting a haircut; you know cleanliness is next to Godliness. I also hope the only excuse you have for going sleeveless is that you can raise your hands in repentance for your confrontational behavior here ant this Christian Forum.
                            Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night stays these courageous couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds

                            And this applies to me in delivering Gods word to the world, postage prepaid by Jesus

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                            • BUTANTAN
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Feb 2009
                              • 2

                              #104
                              Re: URGENT ! QUEERS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ! WHAT SHOULD I DO ??

                              Originally posted by Manny View Post
                              eviticus: No problem. Men don't have vaginas.

                              Noah: Rape usually has little to do with sex. If you use this lovely little search engine called Google, you'll probably find that it has much more to do with domination and power than sex. Even still, it's not for sure that it was rape.

                              I don't know what version of the bible you're using, but using that same search engine, you'll find that the word "homosexual" was not coined till way after the bible was written.

                              Interesting take on Davey and Jonny. I'm pretty sure that Jonathan and David are the ones celebrated in the text, not Saul. Good attempt at an example though. Don't forget Ruth and Naomi possibly being a story of same-sex love.

                              Lastly, are you one of those trolls with the fuzzy hair or the kind that turn to stone in daylight?











                              Let me speak for my country, we live in NO fear of Allah.

                              Allah is a FALSE god.

                              And a disciple of Satan.

                              Let him bring death to me, as he *does not* exist. I do not
                              fear Allah. Today, I am comforted to be a so-called infidel.

                              You may have killed some of us, but 250 plus million are still
                              alive...and *very* angry.

                              "A great people have been moved to defend a great nation."

                              %¨&* you all, and may (our) God bless your damned souls.

                              Cheers.

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                              • Pastor Al E Pistle
                                Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 9323

                                #105
                                Re: URGENT ! QUEERS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ! WHAT SHOULD I DO ??

                                Originally posted by BUTANTAN View Post
                                Let me speak for my country, we live in NO fear of Allah.

                                Allah is a FALSE god.

                                And a disciple of Satan.

                                Let him bring death to me, as he *does not* exist. I do not
                                fear Allah. Today, I am comforted to be a so-called infidel.

                                You may have killed some of us, but 250 plus million are still
                                alive...and *very* angry.

                                "A great people have been moved to defend a great nation."

                                %¨&* you all, and may (our) God bless your damned souls.

                                Cheers.
                                You can't speak for your country. 250 million....ummm Pakistan?
                                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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