Lily Allen: Lesbian Witch Invades America!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

In yet another attack by those godless Brits, known Lesbo Lily Allen has inexplicably been allowed into OUR country to preach her hate-filled, male-bashing, pro-lesbian message!

http://popdirt.com/lily-allen-i-have-lesbian-wet-dreams-quite-alot/71342/

I did once snog these identical twins in San Diego,” the 23-year-old revealed. “I was on the sofa and I had them both, I was dancing and shoving my arse on one of them and one on my front bottom . . . I do have wet dreams - lesbian dreams - quite alot.

When she's not spreading her messages of hate, she's prancing about topless, showing her third nipple, a sure Mark of the Devil common among witches



And she's set to play a lesbo vampire in an upcoming movie! The gay vampire menace is EVERYWHERE!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article1238290.ece

LILY ALLEN is adding lesbian vampire to her list of talents.

Gavin & Stacey stars MATHEW HORNE and JAMES CORDEN have signed Lil up for a cameo role in their big-screen debut Lesbian Vampire Killers, out next year.

Big Jim has been after the Smile star for months after he and Matt appeared on her TV chat show, now he has her playing a naughty lady-loving vampire.

And finally, she sings a song which I will NOT link to where she directly insults our Godly former President George W. Bush!!! If you must hear this outrage, it is called GWB with an aboslutely HORRIBLE subtitle that I will not mention. It's called piffle you!!!

If George Bush was still in office, this little tramp would certainly not be allowed to sully our Godly nation. This is yet another indignity we can blame squarely on Barack Hussein Obama!!!

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Lily Allen: Lesbian Witch Invades America!

SCOOP has issued a "Pop Tall" alert. All border crossings into South Carolina are under surveillance. All airports, shipping terminals, and train depots are fully staffed. If she attempts to enter the great RED state of South Carolina she will immediately be taken to the nearest Motel 6 Georgia border crossing and expelled.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Lily Allen: Lesbian Witch Invades America!

And not being a lesbian Brit, I have no idea what "snogging" is, but I bet it's disgusting!

And besides being a Lesbian witch, look at this! She actively advocates the use of illegal drugs for CHILDREN!!! Shocking!

http://anythinghollywood.com/2009/02/lily-allen-says-drugs-are-ok-for-kids/

Parents should say, “Drugs might seem fun, but they do funny things to your brain. Some people react to it good, some don’t. Try it and see what you think”,’ she said.

Miss Allen, who has openly admitted bingeing on drink and drugs when she was younger, appeared to confess that her fame was the only thing stopping her taking ecstasy pills. "If I hadn’t been famous I’d have taken loads.'"

They don't seem to have had any negative effects on her!

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Lily Allen: Lesbian Witch Invades America!

She has a lot of moles. Someone should suggest to her that spending several hours a day at the beach with no suntan lotion would be a good idea.

Has this thing reproduced yet?

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Lily Allen: Lesbian Witch Invades America!

She has a lot of moles. Someone should suggest to her that spending several hours a day at the beach with no suntan lotion would be a good idea.

Has this thing reproduced yet?

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

For those with a strong stomach, there are many, many pictures of her topless at various sinful Queeropean beaches

As far as if she's produced any bastards, I believe the Lord, in His infinite wisdom, smote her with a miscarriage when her "boyfriend" impregnated her.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Lily Allen: Lesbian Witch Invades America!

Yet another dope-headed slut that I've never heard of. Where do you find these girls, Cap. Portway? I've never seen that magazine among the "in-flight" selection on the Landover fleet.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Lily Allen: Lesbian Witch Invades America!

Yet another dope-headed slut that I've never heard of. Where do you find these girls, Cap. Portway? I've never seen that magazine among the "in-flight" selection on the Landover fleet.

When I'm in the various airports where I fly you and the other Pastors, I'm assualted in the book and magazine shops by all this secular garbage.

I often force myself to read about these wanton whores and others like them, so that I may warn others of what is going on in the SICKular world.

Lesbian, vampire, witch-sluts like Nikki Reed, Kristin Stewart, and Lily Allen are after our good Christian CHILDREN Pastor!!! It is my Godly duty to know as much as I can about their sordid, debauched and sin-filled lifestyles.

And so I soldier on, doing the Lord's work by reading about as many nubile lesbians sluts as I can! I'm doing it for the children! Praise!

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Lily Allen: Lesbian Witch Invades America!

When I'm in the various airports where I fly you and the other Pastors, I'm assualted in the book and magazine shops by all this secular garbage.

I often force myself to read about these wanton whores and others like them, so that I may warn others of what is going on in the SICKular world.

Lesbian, vampire, witch-sluts like Nikki Reed, Kristin Stewart, and Lily Allen are after our good Christian CHILDREN Pastor!!! It is my Godly duty to know as much as I can about their sordid, debauched and sin-filled lifestyles.

And so I soldier on, doing the Lord's work by reading about as many nubile lesbians sluts as I can! I'm doing it for the children! Praise!

I really understand your situation Brother Portway. It isn't easy making one's living among the more sinful in our society, but sin is best combated when one understands the sin in it's entirety. Being a SCOOP agent may seem titillating to unsaved trash, but for a True Christian it is a life work devoted to understanding this filth so that others don't have to.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Lily Allen: Lesbian Witch Invades America!

The depths this witch will sink to!!! After that horrible porn person posted in the introduction forum, it got me wondering about the kind of woman who would let a man 'do things' to her, you know, 'back there'.

Well I should have known! Of course our little lesbo witch wanna-be vampire slut friend Lily Allen does!

http://www.showbizspy.com/2007/12/31/lily-allen-admits-to-having-anal-sex-with-boyfriend/

Naughty songstress Lilly Allen has admitted she has anal sex with Chemical Brother boyfriend Ed Simons.

The pop star, famous for hits Smile and LDN, made the shocking revelation to her father after he questioned whether she had slept with the 37-year-old.

She told her FATHER!!??!?!? What is wrong with people!?! It's not an entrance, it's an exit!!! That's where food comes OUT!!!

And what in God's name is a Chemical Brother!?! Some sort of sex-crazed drug addict I imagine!

[Nobar King]

Re: Lily Allen: Lesbian Witch Invades America!

That man is probably older than her father.

[Manny]

Re: Lily Allen: Lesbian Witch Invades America!

Did anyone else see her on The Sunday Night Project?
She looked stunning! I love her hair, I really want it. Haha.
I love the way she does her eye makeup, too. Is it Liquid Eyeliner that she uses?

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Lily Allen: Lesbian Witch Invades America!

Don't forget her father is a notorious, crude atheist comedian, who attacked the Godly members of the Westboro Baptist Church on British television.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Lily Allen: Lesbian Witch Invades America!

Surprise, surprise, Obama is president and Hilary is Sec of State and the flood gates are open to thespians here to stalk our young girls. We can just throw out the red carpet and line up are daughters and wives for these horrible women to prey upon. Mark my word brethren; most American cities will be a hell of girl on girl leg scissoring before this is done.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Lily Allen: Lesbian Witch Invades America!

They're joining forces! Known Hollywood lesbian Lindsay Lohan has been seen sniffing around Lily Allen. They would make a worse lesbo couple than Ellen Degeneres and Portia De Rossi!


http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/04/05/2009-04-05_lily_allen_lindsay_lohans_onstage_appear.html

Attention-loving starlet Lindsay Lohan's impromptu onstage appearance at a Lily Allen concert this weekend took even the British pop star off-guard.

. . .The party-loving twosome have had several friendly run-ins in recent months, even inking identical "shhh..." tattoos after a night of partying in February.

If these two rug-munchers get together, your Brit and American dykes would join forces for sure!

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Lily Allen: Lesbian Witch Invades America!

Oh my, that is horrible. I think images of Lohan and Allen having filthy, dirty lesbian sex will be in my mind all day...