How do we tell rasslers from homo wrestlers?

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

As we all know, the fine southern institution known as rasslin' is the most heterosexual thing a group of men and/or boys can do together. Nothing says morally upright manhood like two males in nothing but briefs and a thick lather of sweat, whooping each others butts.

On the other hand wrestling, which comes from gay Greek traditions, is the complete opposite. The problem is that often it's hard to tell the difference between a heterosexual rassler and a homo wrestler.

If one of them is called "The fists of Jihad" and has a big Iranian flag for a cape, it obvious he's a wrestler. But some are far stealthier.

For example, take Jesse "The Body" Ventura. I always thought he was a rassler. Yet look at this blatantly unAmerican, anti-Family behavior, no doubt comitted in a haze of roid-rage:

On Bush: "the worst president of my lifetime. Barack Obama inherited something I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy."

On enhanced interrogation: I'm bothered over Guantanamo because it seems we have created our own Hanoi Hilton...it's a good thing I'm not president because I would prosecute every person that was involved in that torture. I would prosecute the people that did it. I would prosecute the people that ordered it. Because torture is against the law. ...I was water boarded, so I know -- at SERE School, Survival Escape Resistance Evasion....It is torture....I'll put it to you this way, you give me a water board, Dick Cheney and one hour, and I'll have him confess to the Sharon Tate murders...it's torture, Larry. It's torture.

On legalizing drugs: "just like Al Capone and the legalization of alcohol"

What other so-called rasslers are also traitors in our midst?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How do we tell rasslers from homo wrestlers?

Don't forget those obese flabby Chinee who offend Jesus with their sweaty shoving matches. You don't see American atheletes engaging in this kind of degeneracy.

[Bob4God]

Re: How do we tell rasslers from homo wrestlers?

I've spent a long time studying the masculine sport of rasslin' versus the gay foreplay of "wresthling" (pronounced with a prominent lisp.)

I would like to take this moment to demonstrate my findings. (Women and children might not want to read on.)


Figure 1. Heterosexual rasslin'

In figure 1, we see two young Christian men engaged in a wholesome intertwining of their muscular physiques. Note the look of displeasure on the face of the man on top. Obviously very straight. If he were gay he'd be grinning from ear to ear and we'd notice a visible erection in his concealing modesty trunks. (Please excuse me for the word 'erection.')



Figure 1.2 Heterosexual rasslin'

Another example of heterosexual behavior in Christian men. This move is well known among True Christian athelets as the "straightener." The move is executed by rassler number 1 (in red) grabbing rassler number 2 (in blue) by the ankles and flipping him over onto his head so that rassler number 2's face comes into contact with the backside of rassler number 1's dirty parts, effectively reinforcing rassler number 2's hankering for female anatomy. Nothing gay about it.



Figure 1.3 A heterosexual rassler and his heterosexual coach.

Young Christian men need role models to look up to. While those with depraved minds would say this is unappropriate behavior, any True Christian manly man knows the importance of teaching younger men how to properly position their tallywhackers in their clothes.
I am offended that anybody could interpret this as perverted. Why, it reminds me of the many hours my uncle spent teaching me the proper positioning of my privates when I was just a young man of 13. GOD rest his soul.




Figure 2. Homosexual wresthlers. (Pronounced with a prominent lisp.)

Take notice that in figures 1, 1.2, and 1.3 our subjects were wearing tasteful clothing with simple colors. In figure 2, we find a threesome of extravagantly gay wrestlers adorned in flashy colors and revealing outfits. The face masks are characteristic of the homosexual bondage and torture "scene." I suspect that many gays dress like this on a day to day basis!


Figure 2.2 Queer Mongolian wresthlers.

This picture comes from Mongolia, so already it's suspect.
Notice the faggy little hats. Gays from other countries (such as France) love to wear faggy little hats. Notice that there are "men" wearing pink tops! Pink is for women only! Beware of "men" wearing anything pink!" (I find it helpful to sometimes yank down the pants of suspected homosexuals in public to see if they are wearing pink underwear or not.)

Hope this clears up some of the confusion.

[Nobar King]

Re: How do we tell rasslers from homo wrestlers?

Parents should be careful, because you don't want your kids doing the kind of wrestling that will make them grow up to be gay.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: How do we tell rasslers from homo wrestlers?

Time to reclaim this thread for Jesus from that sinner Manny.

How do you tell the difference between a real rassler and a homo wrestler? It is simple; if we are talking about someone with a cheesy,effeminate mustache who hid like a coward in the special forces during the Vietnam war instead of kicking hippy scum butt in the National Guard then that wrestler is a homo.

Ventura should go back to biting pillows for his butt buddies because when it came to putting bullets in pacifists head’s he doesn’t measure. Up. Oh bo ho poor little Jessie got wet when he was a SEAL and it hurt his felling.

Be a man for once Ventura.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: How do we tell rasslers from homo wrestlers?

Now this guy tries to take a punk kid and turn him into a man. He shaved his head and beat him up. Do you think he's gay? At first i thought not, but he's from Canada, so maybe he is.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How do we tell rasslers from homo wrestlers?

Worse than the queer wrestlers is the Jap retard wrestlers. I don't believe that God wants those things to be seen in public, much less making money.

[eliot mayfield]

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He's at it again!!!!

Bush bashing!

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

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Certain members of the WWE Establishment (it used to be called WWF until an environMENTAList group sued them for copyright infringement) are paradigms of clean morals and pro-Americanism. They are the epitome of heterosexual machismo and skilled fighters in their own right. Here is one such example...



Here is a TRUE PATRIOT, Mr. T. attending a movie premiere wearing an American Flag bandana, camoflauge shirt, and American flag pants. In a time when it's chic to bash America and praise Obama, here we have a BLACK MAN standing up for what he believes in.

No doubt Mr. T. has had trouble finding work in recent years due to his insistance of sticking to his morals (as shown in the stats in the pic) and not being seduced by Hollywood's Liberal/Atheist/Gay Agenda. Robert Downey, Jr has had a plethora of drug problems but it doesn't stop the Academy from nominating him for an Oscar. Sean Penn portrays a DISGUSTING SODOMITE and wins an Oscar. Etc. etc. etc.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: How do we tell rasslers from homo wrestlers?

Just look at all this damning evidence! Clearly all that man-on-man contact has "rubbed off" on him.

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[Roberta]

Re: How do we tell rasslers from homo wrestlers?

They flit around with their wrists hanging limply. Finocchio "fighting" is very popular in Pizzaland!