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[Arch Druid]

Why is it that we almost never hear of lesbians within the one God religion. I've seen countless threads on this site devoted to male homosexuality, in which the male pastors all quickly become involved in. But you ladies almost never speak of homosexuality within your ranks.

Is this because your male population fears these feelings witin themselves?

[Brother Temperance]

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Why is it that we almost never hear of lesbians within the one God religion. I've seen countless threads on this site devoted to male homosexuality, in which the male pastors all quickly become involved in. But you ladies almost never speak of homosexuality within your ranks.

Is this because your male population fears these feelings witin themselves?

What the hell are you jabbering about, boy? Do you really think us True Christian™ men are scared of turning lesbian? The reason we don't talk about she-sodomites as much is because, being female, it stands to reason that they're less important than males. Still, however unimportant they may be, that doesn't change the fact that God hates them:
Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

[Arch Druid]

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men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

That is merely two men regretting sleeping with each other.

[Brother Temperance]

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That is merely two men regretting sleeping with each other.

Indeed. They will have all eternity in HELL to regret sleeping with each other.

[Arch Druid]

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Indeed. They will have all eternity in HELL to regret sleeping with each other.

Unless of course, according to your own book, they repent. Apparently anything done can be repented, and they'll be allowed into your heaven.

A murderer is a murderer. He/she will be judged before the next life. Hopefully they'll get it right the next time.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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A murderer is a murderer. He/she will be judged before the next life. Hopefully they'll get it right the next time.

Archibald, in the next life it will be too late:

Hebrews 9:27-28: And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment: So Christ was once offered to bear the sins of many; and unto them that look for him shall he appear the second time without sin unto salvation.

So we die once and after that are judged. The New-Age myth of reincarnation as a sort of supernatural make-up test is just that — a myth. Therefore, you, Tinky-Wink, and all other Christ-haters must repent and turn to Jesus in this life.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Why is it that we almost never hear of lesbians within the one God religion. I've seen countless threads on this site devoted to male homosexuality, in which the male pastors all quickly become involved in. But you ladies almost never speak of homosexuality within your ranks.

Is this because your male population fears these feelings witin themselves?

Friend,

As Brother Temperance as so wisely put it; who cares about the women and their carpet munching ways? It is not like they have souls anyway. Why do you bring this up freind? Are you just some pervert looking for fantasy fodder? Fishing for some confession from Sister Glendora about some encounter with her mailwoman? Or some luired story of Sister Talitha and a Catholic School girl? Are you friend?

Well Landover is not that kind of forum.

[Arch Druid]

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So we die once and after that are judged.

It's really too bad you believe this. If you believe it enough, it may come to pass. Remember that what you believe reflects into the world beyond.

The New-Age myth of reincarnation as a sort of supernatural make-up test is just that — a myth.

It's not a new thing at all. While the Hebrew people were sharing intercourse with the goats in their fields, my people were scientists, doctors, lawyers, mathmaticians, and scribes. There is just far too much to learn of this world. One life isn't nearly enough to even begin to tap the knowledge. In your nest life, if you have one, I shall attempt to find you and remind you of this conversation.

[OnYourKnees]

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It's not a new thing at all. While the Hebrew people were sharing intercourse with the goats in their fields, my people were scientists, doctors, lawyers, mathmaticians, and scribes.

Your "people" -- if that's not too generous a term -- were sacrificing children to the sun in a circle of erected rocks at Stonehenge, Druid Wannabe!

Now, what has all this to do with curing homers of their perversions?

The Bible is clearly focused upon men, as women are to be considered property. However, women find salvation in childbirth. Can a lesbian get another lesbian pregnant? No. How then salvation?

[Bobby-Joe]

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It's not a new thing at all. While the Hebrew people were sharing intercourse with the goats in their fields, my people were scientists, doctors, lawyers, mathmaticians, and scribes. There is just far too much to learn of this world. One life isn't nearly enough to even begin to tap the knowledge. In your nest life, if you have one, I shall attempt to find you and remind you of this conversation.

Your people were also decorating your homes and temples with the decapitated heads of their enemies. Or strangling people and tossing them into bogs and other fun stuff. Maybe you should talk to Rachael Van Hellsinger about getting her house in order for her husband’s enemies sculls and the stagnate pond were she can keep captured weapons in.

You a past life believer? You know it is funny because when I did missionary work in the third world like San Francisco I ran into a lot of your type; they all told me they were prince / princess of Atlantis in a pass life and were murdered. Well I went to one of these heathen who does this pass life regression (just to make a point about the power of Jesus) and you know what they claimed they found out about me; I was an Atlantian peasant who murdered some Atlantian prince and princess. Of course I don’t believe a word of it as a TRUE Christian but there you go.

[Arch Druid]

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Now, what has all this to do with curing homers of their perversions?

Nothing at all brother. I was trying to figure out the reason the males on this site were so homophobic. I was wondering if perhaps the feelings were too close to home, and that you're lashing out at everyone because you don't understand those feelings.

[OnYourKnees]

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Nothing at all brother. I was trying to figure out the reason the males on this site were so homophobic. I was wondering if perhaps the feelings were too close to home, and that you're lashing out at everyone because you don't understand those feelings.

Well, lashings are one of the methods used to help cure homers of their perversion!

I think I'll start a thread on that very subject.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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Nothing at all brother. I was trying to figure out the reason the males on this site were so homophobic. I was wondering if perhaps the feelings were too close to home, and that you're lashing out at everyone because you don't understand those feelings.

Typical -- you just assume that we are ignorant into something we hate so much. Friend, I assure you that many of us have done extensive research into this: why I was even a part of a study group not so long ago wherein we conducted hours upon hours of research into homosexual perversions via the internets and videos. I assure you we have a complete understanding of these homosexual tendencies. Not 5 minutes passed when one of us didn't get up and head for our prayer closets for a moment's respite and a word with Jesus. We are well-versed in every manner of perversion in the homosexual cult -- how else would we be able to fight their agenda?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Arch Dud, I spent many years in a convent and from the perversions I experienced there, lezbeans ARE an abomination! I don't care how soft and tender another woman's touch can be, it's disgusting and it goes against our natural purpose! Gentle caresses, firm breasts, and warm moistness do NOT make up for doing right by God! God hates dykes even more than He hates sodomites! Yes, sodomites are mentioned more often, but men are mentioned more often in the Bible, period. Dykes are mentioned less because they are women, and God has already deemed us as being barely worth talking about!
Now I'd recommend you forget all about homers and concentrate on getting to know Jesus before it's too late.

[OnYourKnees]

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Now I'd recommend you forget all about homers and concentrate on getting to know Jesus before it's too late.

Amen, Sister M&Ms!

When Archie the Dud feels Jesus' sweet, penetrating love filling him so completely, he'll forget all about those perverse Druidic orgies, with the easy-access robes and the goat fat lubricants!