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  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22370

    #16
    Re: Rules For Ex-Gays

    Originally posted by Spaghetti Monster View Post
    Are there different rules for women ex-gays that I need to know?
    Why do you keep coming back .
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • Dantro
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Jun 2010
      • 25

      #17
      Re: Rules For Ex-Gays

      stop wearing fitted shirts
      stop going to hairdressers
      stop watching gay footbalers on the tv

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      • Some Person
        Unsaved trash
        • Jun 2010
        • 49

        #18
        Re: Rules For Ex-Gays

        There is no such thing as "Ex-gay".
        You're either gay/bisexual, or you're not. You cannot get rid of it.

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        • Talitha
          Deaconess
          Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
          True Christian™
          • Feb 2026
          • 15118

          #19
          Re: Rules For Ex-Gays

          Originally posted by Some Person View Post
          There is no such thing as "Ex-gay".
          You're either gay/bisexual, or you're not. You cannot get rid of it.
          There are many Ex-Homo's who would disagree with you, friend.
          Our B.A.S.H. Program has done the job like no other.
          Being Gay, Black, Cripper, Jooish, Commie or Demoncratic are all Lifestyle choices that can be cured through The Power of Jesus Christ

          Sister Talitha

          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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          • Some Person
            Unsaved trash
            • Jun 2010
            • 49

            #20
            Re: Rules For Ex-Gays

            Originally posted by Talitha View Post
            There are many Ex-Homo's who would disagree with you, friend.
            Our B.A.S.H. Program has done the job like no other.
            Being Gay, Black, Cripper, Jooish, Commie or Demoncratic are all Lifestyle choices that can be cured through The Power of Jesus Christ
            Being black isn't a lifestyle choice, it's the color of your skin.
            Anyway, enlighten on what this BASH program is all about.

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            • Talitha
              Deaconess
              Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
              True Christian™
              • Feb 2026
              • 15118

              #21
              Re: Rules For Ex-Gays

              Originally posted by Some Person View Post
              Being black isn't a lifestyle choice, it's the color of your skin.
              Anyway, enlighten on what this BASH program is all about.
              Baptists are Saving Homosexuals is our very own Homosexual Deprogramming Ministry with a 100% Guarantee of Salvation for ex-Gays or your money back.

              Sister Talitha

              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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              • Some Person
                Unsaved trash
                • Jun 2010
                • 49

                #22
                Re: Rules For Ex-Gays

                Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                Baptists are Saving Homosexuals is our very own Homosexual Deprogramming Ministry with a 100% Guarantee of Salvation for ex-Gays or your money back.
                What exactly goes on during this program?

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                • Cranky Old Man
                  Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                  You kids get off his lawn!
                   
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 22370

                  #23
                  Re: Rules For Ex-Gays

                  Originally posted by Some Person View Post
                  What exactly goes on during this program?
                  You can find more information here: http://www.bettybowers.com/bash.html

                  Why you should stop being gay: Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."
                  5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                  To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                  James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                  • HTannor
                    America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 2612

                    #24
                    Re: Rules For Ex-Gays

                    Originally posted by Some Person View Post
                    Being black isn't a lifestyle choice, it's the color of your skin.
                    .

                    How little you know. We have an excellent de-negrification program.

                    It takes awhile to complete the program. The trickiest part is getting them past the daily watermelon fix they crave.
                    The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                    "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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                    • Some Person
                      Unsaved trash
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 49

                      #25
                      Re: Rules For Ex-Gays

                      Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                      You can find more information here: http://www.bettybowers.com/bash.html

                      Why you should stop being gay: Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."
                      There is no information provided there. It just looks like a homophobic site.
                      I'm bisexual, and trust me, I don't need any "cure", because nothing is wrong with that. And whatever they actually do to get you to suppress it, will not work on me, sadly.
                      Originally posted by HTannor View Post
                      How little you know. We have an excellent de-negrification program.

                      It takes awhile to complete the program. The trickiest part is getting them past the daily watermelon fix they crave.
                      Your racist stereotyping is repulsive,

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                      • Cranky Old Man
                        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                        You kids get off his lawn!
                         
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 22370

                        #26
                        Re: Rules For Ex-Gays

                        Originally posted by Some Person View Post
                        I don't need any "cure"
                        will not work on me, sadly.
                        Your contradiction makes crystal clear you are in doubt about this. This has a reason! Jesus has guided you here to be cured!

                        You should allow Jesus to fix you! 1st John 1:7 "But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin."
                        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                        • Some Person
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 49

                          #27
                          Re: Rules For Ex-Gays

                          Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                          Your contradiction makes crystal clear you are in doubt about this. This has a reason! Jesus has guided you here to be cured!

                          You should allow Jesus to fix you! 1st John 1:7 "But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin."
                          What contradiction? It's not a cure if it doesn't work.

                          I need not be "fixed".

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                          • Mrs. Rogers
                            compassion personified
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 2692

                            #28
                            Re: Rules For Ex-Gays

                            Originally posted by Some Person View Post
                            What contradiction? It's not a cure if it doesn't work.

                            I need not be "fixed".
                            I think you do. Being fixed would not only cure you of your filthy bi-pervertedness, but would give you the opportunity to become a Eunuch for Christ. It need not be a surgeon who performs the fixing -- a skilled vet could do just as good a job.

                            Please, won't you reconsider?
                            True Christians are Perfect!

                            Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

                            Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

                            For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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                            • Some Person
                              Unsaved trash
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 49

                              #29
                              Re: Rules For Ex-Gays

                              Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
                              I think you do. Being fixed would not only cure you of your filthy bi-pervertedness, but would give you the opportunity to become a Eunuch for Christ. It need not be a surgeon who performs the fixing -- a skilled vet could do just as good a job.

                              Please, won't you reconsider?
                              Bi-pervertedness? Ha! Hardly!
                              I need no "fixing".

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                              • James Dewitt
                                #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                                • Jan 2010
                                • 6267

                                #30
                                Re: Rules For Ex-Gays

                                Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                                There are many Ex-Homo's who would disagree with you, friend.
                                Our B.A.S.H. Program has done the job like no other.
                                Being Gay, Black, Cripper, Jooish, Commie or Demoncratic are all Lifestyle choices that can be cured through The Power of Jesus Christ
                                Be Careful Sister Talitha she was hitting on you in another thread. I think she might be a lesbo.

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