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  • Daniel
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Feb 2007
    • 113
    #31
    Re: Manly Jesus! Post images here!

    Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
    This thread is for images of Manly Jesus, not Muslim Jesus.
    The purpose of my post was not to show a Muslim version of Jesus but to question if Muslims ever think of the wrath of Jesus (the knife).

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      • OnYourKnees
        On Extended Furlough
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2006
        • 4729
        #32
        Re: Manly Jesus! Post images here!



        Jesus raises His staff to beat off a Homer desperate for a glimpse of His Holy Tallywhacker.
        Last edited by OnYourKnees; 02-23-2007, 05:31 AM.

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          • Larry Lee
            Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
            True Christian™ Theologian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 4464
            #33
            Re: Manly Jesus! Post images here!

            Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
            ~~~Swoon~~~~

            Now THAT's a manly pic!



            With Lve, Sister Thumper
            Sister, THAT would be the manliest picture of our Lord that I've ever seen. None of my contributions can compare, and yet I submit them to increase His glory.











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              • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2006
                • 12414
                #34
                Re: Manly Jesus! Post images here!

                Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post

                Brother Larry! Satan has caused one of the contraband blasphemies you must keep on file for research and evidence to appear with the rest of the pictures you posted!
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                1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

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                  • Glendora Christianson
                    Spiritual Mother of LBC
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 2329
                    #35
                    Re: Manly Jesus! Post images here!

                    Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                    Brother Larry! Satan has caused one of the contraband blasphemies you must keep on file for research and evidence to appear with the rest of the pictures you posted!
                    Perhaps it might help our Un-Gay friends though?
                    Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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                      • Larry Lee
                        Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                        True Christian™ Theologian
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 4464
                        #36
                        Re: Manly Jesus! Post images here!

                        Oh my God! Sister, where did that foul image come from, I have no idea. Satan is at work always, and we must not snooze at the crowing of the cock. Thank you very much for bringing this to my attention.

                        The images of Manly Jesus that I had intended to share with the True Christians™ of LBC are the inspiring paintings of Steve Sawyer, an ex-gay Christian artist, whose images of our Lord are still among Ted Haggard's favorites.

                        I think Steve's paintings speak for themselves -- because , lo, no one paints our Lord the way Steve does.






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                          • Alaric Reinner
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Feb 2007
                            • 25
                            #37
                            Re: Manly Jesus! Post images here!

                            Hurra nothing is more manly than a robo Jesus with a bow gun
                            Attached Files
                            Hello.

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                              • OnYourKnees
                                On Extended Furlough
                                True Christian™
                                • Nov 2006
                                • 4729
                                #38
                                Re: Manly Jesus! Post images here!

                                Originally posted by Alaric Reinner View Post
                                Hurra nothing is more manly than a robo Jesus with a bow gun
                                Proper Christian boys do not play with dolls. This leads to Homerism.

                                Please try again.

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                                  • Poetic Peter
                                    Christian Poet Emeritus
                                    Forum Member
                                    • Nov 2006
                                    • 1696
                                    #39
                                    Re: Manly Jesus! Post images here!

                                    Thanks to Larry above for introducing this connis conno afficktionado of manly Jesus depictions, to that Steve Sawyer fellow.

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                                    "No Appointment Necessary" is dedicated and conceived in honor of those children of God who do not appear to "fit in". Shall we remember the tragedies that befall those whose outer shell does not conform to the rules of the various clubs created by men and women?

                                    We thank you for understanding that we do not offer refunds on any limited editions or canvas giclees.

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                                      • Poetic Peter
                                        Christian Poet Emeritus
                                        Forum Member
                                        • Nov 2006
                                        • 1696
                                        #40

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                                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                             
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 78555
                                            #41
                                            Re: Manly Jesus! Post images here!

                                            My favorite truckart can be seen below. It was photographed at a Promise Keeper's rally in Des Moines.

                                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                              • SUV
                                                True Christian™ Princess
                                                The Driving Force behind RA12
                                                Have at it, anytime!
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 11027
                                                #42
                                                Re: Manly Jesus! Post images here!

                                                If only Jesus had been as popular in the Heathenistic 70s as He is now, His trademark(™) could have been "Keep On Truckin'!"

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                                                  • Brother Temperance
                                                    Senior Usher
                                                    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                                    A very nice young man
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 15621
                                                    #43
                                                    Re: Manly Jesus! Post images here!

                                                    Originally posted by SUV View Post
                                                    If only Jesus had been as popular in the Heathenistic 70s as He is now, His trademark(™) could have been "Keep On Truckin'!"

                                                    But where are they now, eh?
                                                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                                                      • Larry Lee
                                                        Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                                                        True Christian™ Theologian
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 4464
                                                        #44
                                                        Re: Manly Jesus! Post images here!

                                                        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                                                        Brother, I know I've been out of the loop for a while, but when did Pastor Pistle authorize the disclosure of the research that went into the Church's "Recalcitrant Tither Recovery Juice"? Although, actually, considering the utter failure it's proved to be with Sister Sue Vera, maybe no harm's been done. (And Sister Talitha's another, where you have wonder what exactly are these sisters doing with their dosages, because it sure hasn't improved their tithing.)
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                                                          • H. Montague Worthington
                                                            True Christian™ Entrepreneur
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 2716
                                                            #45
                                                            Re: Manly Jesus! Post images here!

                                                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                            My favorite truckart can be seen below. It was photographed at a Promise Keeper's rally in Des Moines.

                                                            Jesus is so darn manly, he used the American flag as a loincloth more than 1450 years before Columbus.

                                                            GLORY!!

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