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  • OnYourKnees
    On Extended Furlough
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2006
    • 4729
    #46
    Re: Manly Jesus! Post images here!

    Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
    Jesus is so darn manly, he used the American flag as a loincloth more than 1450 years before Columbus.

    GLORY!!
    Ahh, but Jesus did things other than wear flags as loincloths. He wasn't just some hung-out-to-dry flaggot!

    But I'm not quite sure what to make of His riding sidesaddle.

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      • Warrior in Christ
        "Stumpy"
        True Christian™
        • Apr 2007
        • 430
        #47
        Re: Manly Jesus! Post images here!

        This has to be my favorite image of Jesus, riding in with sword in hand ready to deliver justice.

        I'm also partial to this one:

        The answer of course is NOTHING, because Jesus is in the picture and He is perfect in every single way.

        God Bless,

        Warrior in Christ
        Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 14Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

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          • Daisy Mae Johnson
            The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
            Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
            aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15708
            #48
            Re: Manly Jesus! Post images here!

            ~~Sigh~~ oh bless your handsome heart Brother Warrior~~

            I LOVE when JESUS goes nigger knocking.

            LOL! Can you just see it

            Knock Knock.

            Whose there?

            JESUS.

            JESUS Who......?

            LOL, Bless his precious heart.

            (I know this pic looks like Billy Ray Cryrus, but it's really JESUS)


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              • Warrior in Christ
                "Stumpy"
                True Christian™
                • Apr 2007
                • 430
                #49
                Re: Manly Jesus! Post images here!

                Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                ~~Sigh~~ oh bless your handsome heart Brother Warrior~~

                I LOVE when JESUS goes nigger knocking.

                LOL! Can you just see it

                Knock Knock.

                Whose there?

                JESUS.

                JESUS Who......?

                LOL, Bless his precious heart.

                (I know this pic look looks like Billy Ray Cryrus, but it's really JESUS)


                Lve, Sister Thumper
                I enjoy that picture immensely Sister. Thank you for sharing!

                God Bless,

                Warrior in Christ
                Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 14Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

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                  • Sista Lateefah
                    Honorary White Woman.
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2007
                    • 522
                    #50
                    Re: Manly Jesus! Post images here!

                    Now I know how He do such a good job at keepin' them debbils and mooselimbs away from me. PRAISE!!

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                    "He went on CNN and he laughed at us, and he said, 'They'll never get me because Allah will protect me. Allah will protect me.' Well, you know what? I knew that my God was bigger than his. I knew that my God was a real God and his was an idol." - Lt. General William G. Boykin

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                      • Warrior in Christ
                        "Stumpy"
                        True Christian™
                        • Apr 2007
                        • 430
                        #51
                        Re: Manly Jesus! Post images here!

                        Originally posted by Lateefah Yomama View Post
                        Now I know how He do such a good job at keepin' them debbils and mooselimbs away from me. PRAISE!!

                        I should have assumed Jesus knew how to operate an AR-50, Hooah! I remember using that very weapon in Karbala once, some insurgent mudslime trash decided it would be cute to fire on a convoy... My team went in, we flanked the enemy gathering, set up, and fired away! It was like shooting pgayans at a renaissance fair! Within minutes we neutralized the entirety of the enemy. My favorite part was using that AR-50 to pop some heathen heads! It was a glorious sight sending those mooselimb non-believers to hell!

                        God Bless,

                        Warrior in Christ
                        Last edited by Warrior in Christ; 04-13-2007, 12:38 PM.
                        Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 14Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

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                          • tommy
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Oct 2006
                            • 392
                            #52
                            Re: Manly Jesus! Post images here!

                            The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.
                            Exodus 15:3

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                              • SUV
                                True Christian™ Princess
                                The Driving Force behind RA12
                                Have at it, anytime!
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 11027
                                #53
                                Re: Manly Jesus! Post images here!

                                Tommy! It is so DAMN GOOD to see you here again! I have been PRAYING for your return!!!

                                PS The image you posted is Manly, indeed! I never knew JESUS was in a gang! What sort of 'gang sign' do you think He's throwing?

                                Probably this one:

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