[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Aussie Lies: Lezbean Koalas

No, it was asshat males who wanted to blame women for problems which they brought upon themselves.

Again, no wonder those koalas went gay...all that time spent shut up with males...I bet the males kept nagging them to shut up and go fetch them some eucalyptus leaves....

Shut up and go fetch me a beer, wench.

Are you and Lilith going to go down on each other now, you depraved lesbeonites?

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Aussie Lies: Lezbean Koalas

If you'd gone to the link I posted, you would have seen that not only do many mallards practice sodomy, they practice it on members of their kind who are already dead. And it's all because of that wicked strumpet Eve.

I propose we ban the sell of duck meat. I'd hate for people to get injected with homoitis from tainted poultry.

[Brother Bighair]

Re: Aussie Lies: Lezbean Koalas

Greetings in Gods name, from Down-Under! I'm afraid I have even worse news about those Hell bound rug munching Lezbean Koalas. Many of these marsupial sluts are bearers of the veneral disease(named after the demon Venus, so-called "godess" of "love"), called chlamydia! Thus our One True Saviour punishes these un-natural tramps! Praise the Lord!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Aussie Lies: Lezbean Koalas

Greetings in Gods name, from Down-Under! I'm afraid I have even worse news about those Hell bound rug munching Lezbean Koalas. Many of these marsupial sluts are bearers of the veneral disease(named after the demon Venus, so-called "godess" of "love"), called chlamydia! Thus our One True Saviour punishes these un-natural tramps! Praise the Lord!

Praise Jesus, and welcome friend. Thanks for the update on the Aussie pervert rodent situation.

Why not venture over to the "introductions" section and tell us all about yourself.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Aussie Lies: Lezbean Koalas

So koalas, ducks, penguins, flamingoes, and dolphins have all gone homer, eh? Since it couldn't possibly be a natural phenomenon, there could only be one possible excuse for this trend: rap music.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Aussie Lies: Lezbean Koalas

So koalas, ducks, penguins, flamingoes, and dolphins have all gone homer, eh? Since it couldn't possibly be a natural phenomenon, there could only be one possible excuse for this trend: rap music.

ROFLOL! And how exactly would wild animals have access to rap music?

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Aussie Lies: Lezbean Koalas

ROFLOL! And how exactly would wild animals have access to rap music?

"The furry, eucalyptus-eating creatures appear to develop this tendency for same-sex liaisons when they are in captivity. In the wild, they remain heterosexual."

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Aussie Lies: Lezbean Koalas

"The furry, eucalyptus-eating creatures appear to develop this tendency for same-sex liaisons when they are in captivity. In the wild, they remain heterosexual."

There are animals in the wild that engage in homosexual behavior. How do you explain them?

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Aussie Lies: Lezbean Koalas

I already explained it, in this very thread: Original Sin.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Aussie Lies: Lezbean Koalas

I already explained it, in this very thread: Original Sin.

Animals did not commit original sin - it only applies to people.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Aussie Lies: Lezbean Koalas

Well, at least you proved that you never bothered to read my post.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Aussie Lies: Lezbean Koalas

Animals did not commit original sin - it only applies to people.

What do you think the serpent was doing in the garden besides getting Eve all hot and bothered? Homer reptile sex, that's what was up and he gayed up most of the animals that way.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Aussie Lies: Lezbean Koalas

What do you think the serpent was doing in the garden besides getting Eve all hot and bothered? Homer reptile sex, that's what was up and he gayed up most of the animals that way.

And you say I'm obsessed.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Aussie Lies: Lezbean Koalas

And you say I'm obsessed.

Oh, so how does your monkey man theory explain gay animals? The only logical explication is the Serpent wrapping itself around anything that moved like a giant detached tallywacker.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Aussie Lies: Lezbean Koalas

Oh, so how does your monkey man theory explain gay animals?
Homosexual behavior could have evolved as a population control mechanism, or as a means of establishing dominance within the pack.

The only logical explication is the Serpent wrapping itself around anything that moved like a giant detached tallywacker.

You call that LOGICAL?