[Sister Noddy]

Re: Is it possible to be both "gay" and a Christian?

Yes ma'am, Ms Templeton, I wanted to stand up in the middle of the sermon and tell the whole congregation the sordid details and the honest-to-Jesus bare facts of the matter! I wanted to expose that homer for what he really was! ---

--- but I was too cowardly, in fact I was downright too chickenpoop to do my true-christian duty and point my finger at the ungodly sinner in front of the whole church and cry out ---

tuck away your tallywhacker and surrender yourself to Jesus

--- and so didn't do it when I had the chance!

May noddy's miserable failings be forgiven and of course with harshest of reprimands by our loving and merciful Lord Baby Jesus ---

-- noddy says sorry, repents of her sins

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Is it possible to be both "gay" and a Christian?

Why should you do that? Its not like Jesus/God doesn't already know, and you shouting it out won't make much of a difference. In fact it'd probably cause a lot of silly arguing which would clearly cut into your singing in the choir time.

[Wash O'Hanley]

Re: Is it possible to be both "gay" and a Christian?

Why should you do that? Its not like Jesus/God doesn't already know, and you shouting it out won't make much of a difference. In fact it'd probably cause a lot of silly arguing which would clearly cut into your singing in the choir time.

With that flawless logic I shouldn't tell the cops if I know that someone is a murderer because Jesus and God know. Get a clue.

100% of homosexuals are sexual deviants and child molesters, if we don't expose the homosexuals among us our children, women and weaker men will fall victim to their Hellacious anal "slammings" and their effeminate mannerisms.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Is it possible to be both "gay" and a Christian?

With that flawless logic I shouldn't tell the cops if I know that someone is a murderer because Jesus and God know. Get a clue.

100% of homosexuals are sexual deviants and child molesters, if we don't expose the homosexuals among us our children, women and weaker men will fall victim to their Hellacious anal "slammings" and their effeminate mannerisms.

Godly point Brother Wash.

What I can't believe is this lieberal is even arguing with us on this today of day. Right now England is experiencing a wave of terrorist attacks from Islamic fundamentalists and Joo is try to tell us we should just ignore homers! Come on Joo, how much clearer must it be made to you why they are a problem?

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Is it possible to be both "gay" and a Christian?

With that flawless logic I shouldn't tell the cops if I know that someone is a murderer because Jesus and God know. Get a clue.

100% of homosexuals are sexual deviants and child molesters, if we don't expose the homosexuals among us our children, women and weaker men will fall victim to their Hellacious anal "slammings" and their effeminate mannerisms.

With your flawless rebuttal, I suppose you assume being gay and being a murderer have the same ramifications for other people.

[Wash O'Hanley]

Re: Is it possible to be both "gay" and a Christian?

With your flawless rebuttal, I suppose you assume being gay and being a murderer have the same ramifications for other people.

I'll leave my son alone in a room with John Wayne Gacy before I leave him alone in a room with Elton John. At least Gacy would be able to entertain him a little.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Is it possible to be both "gay" and a Christian?

I'll leave my son alone in a room with John Wayne Gacy before I leave him alone in a room with Elton John. At least Gacy would be able to entertain him a little.

I'm sure that because you're son is a man, that immediately makes every gay man want to have buttsecks with him. Pfft, don't flatter him that much, or you might be saying he's attractive. And that's both gay and incest. Don't do it...

[Nobar King]

Re: Is it possible to be both "gay" and a Christian?

Sorry to hash up this old thread. I did a search and this seemed an appropriate place to announce that gay Christian ads have been infecting our google ads. Google is paying those homers for people to click on their ad. Time to boycott google again.

This web forum is disguising itself as a Christian forum:

Gay Christian Forums A safe place for gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgendered (GLBT/LGBT) Christians (and all others) to discuss relevant issues.

When you're done rinsing the barf out of your mouth, say a prayer that these lost souls see the error in their ways and abandon their homosexuality.

Or you can just go over there and tell them that they're wrong.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Is it possible to be both "gay" and a Christian?

They can certainly discuss relevant issues, Brother Nobar.

A few suggested topics:

What is the approximate temperature of Hell?
How long IS eternity? Will it seem longer when being burned alive?
What happens when subjected to "unbearable" torture, if it's truly unbearable? Do you die?

[Nobar King]

Re: Is it possible to be both "gay" and a Christian?

Those are excellent questions, Rod.. Let's see if we can come up with a few more, then we can ask them.

[Never Attended School]

Re: Is it possible to be both "gay" and a Christian?

That is indeed an interesting question. I personaly beleive that first things come first. Worry more about bringing people to God than their sins. Sinners become Christians all the time, we are all nothing more than saved sinners.

The Bible says:

7But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin. - 1 John 1:7

Do what you can to bring people into the light, their Sin is between them and God.


Any thoughts on this?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Is it possible to be both "gay" and a Christian?

That is indeed an interesting question. I personaly beleive that first things come first. Worry more about bringing people to God than their sins. Sinners become Christians all the time, we are all nothing more than saved sinners.

The Bible says:

7But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin. - 1 John 1:7

Do what you can to bring people into the light, their Sin is between them and God.


Any thoughts on this?

That is exactly what we True Christians™ are doing, Mr. 88 year old troll. We do everything in our power to guide sinners, kicking and screaming, bound and gagged if need beno matter how recalcitrant they might be, into the shining light of Jesus.

But Christ doesn't take unrepentant sinners or those who mock Him too kindly.

Jesus DID NOT die for everyone

He died for those that BELIEVE.

For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, THAT WHOSOEVER BELIEVETH IN HIM SHOULD NOT PERISH, but have everlasting life.
John 3:16

Everyone doesn't believe in Jesus, thus they will perish.

[Never Attended School]

Re: Is it possible to be both "gay" and a Christian?

That is exactly what we True Christians™ are doing, Mr. 88 year old troll. We do everything in our power to guide sinners, kicking and screaming, bound and gagged if need beno matter how recalcitrant they might be, into the shining light of Jesus.

But Christ doesn't take unrepentant sinners or those who mock Him too kindly.

Jesus DID NOT die for everyone

He died for those that BELIEVE.



Everyone doesn't believe in Jesus, thus they will perish.

but is this gift not avalible to anyone and everyone who is willing to take it?

Also, Is it right to force people to be Christians? I thought Christianity was about having a relationship with God (correct me if i'm wrong) Is that somthing you can really force on someong? (I.e. Have a relationship with God or else!)

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Is it possible to be both "gay" and a Christian?

but is this gift not avalible to anyone and everyone who is willing to take it?

But many reject Christ. Take Catholics for example. Or queers. They spit in Christ's loving face with each breath they take. God hates them, and He tells us to avoid them.

"Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son. If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds" -- 2 John 1:9-11

Also, Is it right to force people to be Christians? I thought Christianity was about having a relationship with God (correct me if i'm wrong) Is that somthing you can really force on someong? (I.e. Have a relationship with God or else!)

I did say "guide," didn't I?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Is it possible to be both "gay" and a Christian?

Upon reflection, I am going to say that yes, it is possible to be both a Hellbound sodomite and a professing Christian.

It is entirely possible to believe that Jesus died that you might be forgiven your sins, and to pray to Him daily, all the while serving nightly as the sexual receptacle for a street gang of sex-obsessed, horsehung Negroes with the AIDS or playing "Lazy Susan" to a wildland firefighting crew of bulldykes.

However, in order to do these things and be a professing Christian, it is necessary to ignore key points in the Bible . . . points about sexual relations with members of your own sex, points about fornication and adultery and non-procreative sex. In other words, it is necessary to spit in the very face of God!

Don't worry, Hellbound sodomites who profess to be Christian. You're in good company, along with the likes of Joel Osteen, Michael Moore, Barack O'Sambo, and many other self-deluded false Christians. Hell will NOT be a lonely place for you!

Therefore, while it is indeed possible to be a professing Christian and be a fudgepacking fairy or carpet-munching Lezbean, it is NOT possible to be a Saved© True Christian™ while engaging (or desiring to engage) in any of these [s]Obaminous[/s[] abominous acts.