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  • bonzo2
    • Mar 2007
    • 144

    #1

    Laurel and Hardy were they gay and satanists?

    Just happened to be browsing the net and came across these photo's of America's favorite comedy heroes in very compromising positions and it occured to me shock! Horror! that not only could they be gay but also satanists. I thought I would share this info with you bible bashers so that you can protect your children !
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  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #2
    Re: Laurel and Hardy were they gay and satanists?

    Originally posted by bonzo2 View Post
    Just happened to be browsing the net and came across these photo's of America's favorite comedy heroes in very compromising positions and it occured to me shock! Horror! that not only could they be gay but also satanists. I thought I would share this info with you bible bashers so that you can protect your children !
    We don't bash The Bible friend we thump it.

    Laura and Hardy are from California. That is all that needs to be said. Heck, that means they aren't even American.

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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    • Neinke
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Mar 2007
      • 21

      #3
      Re: Laurel and Hardy were they gay and satanists?

      Bonzo 2 sounds like a complete idiot
      Come on its just a bit of comedy

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      • Alexia
        Unsaved Foreign Trash
        Dumb broad who keeps changing her email address
        Interests: Interests: Witchcraft, fornication, ritual sacrifice,
        and spectacularly silly pop music.
        • Mar 2007
        • 188

        #4
        Re: Laurel and Hardy were they gay and satanists?

        It's what we in the real world call ACTING. I doubt very much Laurel and Hardy were Gay.
        One Love, One Pain, One enemy.

        Found you out ? I thought so. Funny people. Funny.

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        • SUV
          True Christian™ Princess
          The Driving Force behind RA12
          Have at it, anytime!
          • Sep 2006
          • 11027

          #5
          Re: Laurel and Hardy were they gay and satanists?



          Oh my GOD, so this is where "the finger" came from!

          And it isn't even the Correct finger - he had to go and use the biggest one in order to make this gesture even more obscene!

          Pastor! Help! I need a Man of God, here, I am

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          • bonzo2
            • Mar 2007
            • 144

            #6
            Re: Laurel and Hardy were they gay and satanists?

            Originally posted by SUV View Post


            Oh my GOD, so this is where "the finger" came from!

            And it isn't even the Correct finger - he had to go and use the biggest one in order to make this gesture even more obscene!

            Pastor! Help! I need a Man of God, here, I am

            I am glad someone appreciates my post anyway! I am here to serve a very humble Bonzo

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            • Brother Temperance
              Senior Usher
              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
              A very nice young man
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 15621

              #7
              Re: Laurel and Hardy were they gay and satanists?

              Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
              We don't bash The Bible friend we thump it.

              Laura and Hardy are from California. That is all that needs to be said. Heck, that means they aren't even American.
              Laurel and Hardy first appeared together in the Lucky Dog, which was filmed in 1919. That same year, the Communist witch Rosa Luxemburg started the Spartacist rising in Germany (note, in passing, how the Kraut Kommies named their movement after a notorious gay cult film, truly despicable) and Bela Kun established the Hungarian Soviet Republic. Due to its subversive content, it was not released until 1921, the year Adolph Hitler became Fuhrer of the Nazi Party, race riots broke out in Tulsa, Oklahoma, and the Chinese Communist Party was founded. How far these events can be seen as a direct consequence of the film's release remains a topic of intense debate. Their best-loved work remains the Music Box, a film based around a piano (the favoured instrument of Liberace and Elton John). It also features several scenes of police brutality and anti-police violence, and is widely credited with inspiring "**** the Police" by NWA (and gangsta rap more generally), and also the depraved "Grand Theft Auto" series of crime-glorifying games. Their final film, variously known as Atoll K or Utopia, involves them sailing to an uninhabited island with a Muslim refugee to set up a Godless anarchist "utopia". Needless to say, by this point the Godly Joseph McCarthy had begun cleaning the reds and queers out of Hellywood, so they never worked again.
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • Marshall
                Righteous and Patriotic
                Highest body count at the VFW
                True Christian™
                • Oct 2006
                • 3322

                #8
                Re: Laurel and Hardy were they gay and satanists?

                http://www.landoverbaptist.net/attac...d=117554398 4

                I noticed the mincing one has managed to conjure flames from his flesh like some sort of Satanist parlor trick. That appears to be fire coming from his thumb. I also have no doubt that they were indeed Homosexuals given the photographic evidence seems to substantiate the claim. I see men in bed together, wearing womens clothes and conjuring the very flames of Hell in their hands. Pretty open and shut I'd say. I imagine they are both enjoying Hell at this very moment.

                Plus they just weren't funny so they sold their souls for nothing.
                God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                • SUV
                  True Christian™ Princess
                  The Driving Force behind RA12
                  Have at it, anytime!
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 11027

                  #9
                  Re: Laurel and Hardy were they gay and satanists?

                  Originally posted by Marshall View Post
                  http://www.landoverbaptist.net/attac...d=117554398 4

                  I noticed the mincing one has managed to conjure flames from his flesh like some sort of Satanist parlor trick. That appears to be fire coming from his thumb. I also have no doubt that they were indeed Homosexuals given the photographic evidence seems to substantiate the claim. I see men in bed together, wearing womens clothes and conjuring the very flames of Hell in their hands. Pretty open and shut I'd say. I imagine they are both enjoying Hell at this very moment.

                  Plus they just weren't funny so they sold their souls for nothing.
                  Jesus Pleasus, Pastor, but it is so Good to have you back!!!

                  This Sinners need your BlisteringRebukes™ to keep them from hooking up with Algor to try to take over the entire planet!

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                  • Loser_seed
                    Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                    • Apr 2007
                    • 293

                    #10
                    Re: Laurel and Hardy were they gay and satanists?

                    I like Laurel and Hardy. Their so funny. Ever see March of the Wooden Soldiers? That movie is good.

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                    • Enobarbus
                      Professor of English Landover University
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 3496

                      #11
                      Re: Laurel and Hardy were they gay and satanists?

                      Originally posted by Marshall View Post
                      http://www.landoverbaptist.net/attac...d=117554398 4

                      I noticed the mincing one has managed to conjure flames from his flesh like some sort of Satanist parlor trick. That appears to be fire coming from his thumb. I also have no doubt that they were indeed Homosexuals given the photographic evidence seems to substantiate the claim. I see men in bed together, wearing womens clothes and conjuring the very flames of Hell in their hands. Pretty open and shut I'd say. I imagine they are both enjoying Hell at this very moment.

                      Plus they just weren't funny so they sold their souls for nothing.
                      And what we see, Brother, is two men who were always together! Did we see the likes of John Wayne (or real cowboys, not the poke-back mountain kind) always in the company and joking about with another man. No we did not! What more evidence do we need?
                      Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                      • Enobarbus
                        Professor of English Landover University
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 3496

                        #12
                        Re: Laurel and Hardy were they gay and satanists?

                        Originally posted by Lunar_seed View Post
                        I like Laurel and Hardy. Their so funny. Ever see March of the Wooden Soldiers? That movie is good.
                        They're so funny"

                        If we can't save you soul we at least might as well see if we can get you to write English.
                        Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                        • Loser_seed
                          Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                          • Apr 2007
                          • 293

                          #13
                          Re: Laurel and Hardy were they gay and satanists?

                          Originally posted by Enobarbus View Post
                          They're so funny"

                          If we can't save you soul we at least might as well see if we can get you to write English.

                          Sorry.

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                          • WilliamJenningsBryan
                            True Christian™
                             
                            • Jan 2007
                            • 9384

                            #14
                            Re: Laurel and Hardy were they gay and satanists?

                            Originally posted by Lunar_seed View Post
                            I like Laurel and Hardy. Their so funny. Ever see March of the Wooden Soldiers? That movie is good.
                            This is nothing more than a debauched, slapstick version of Victor Herbert's famous 1903 operetta Babes in Toyland.

                            Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                            brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                            ...and get off my lawn
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                            • Loser_seed
                              Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                              • Apr 2007
                              • 293

                              #15
                              Re: Laurel and Hardy were they gay and satanists?

                              Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
                              This is nothing more than a debauched, slapstick version of Victor Herbert's famous 1903 operetta Babes in Toyland.


                              It's still a good movie. I watch it every year during Chirstmas.

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