[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality!

Feel free to ban me from this forum if you wish.

I'll take care of that in a moment.

I thought only God know the hearts of man ?

You're not a man, you're an abomination according to Jesus.

You now pass judgement ?

If you really were a Christian, then you'd know that God commands us to judge others. See my sermon on the subject HERE.

1 Tim 5:20 Them that sin rebuke before all, that others also may fear.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality!

Kelly, I would like for you to explain to me how you can both be transgendered and a Christian, by answering the Bible quotes I used. How can you be a Christian when you are clearly in defiance of the Bible?

I still think a transgendered Christian makes as much sense as a four-sided triangle or a vegetarian carnivore.

[Gemira]

Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality!

So... Just how is a transgendered person supposed to become NOT transgender when they convert? If they got surgery on their genitals, would that have to be reversed? You do know the damage and risk involved in that, right? There is a significant chance of DEATH. How about facial surgery? do they have to reverse that? they could end up disfigured, or again, dead, because anaesthesia is involved. I could go on, but you get the point. Or maybe not. whatever.

I'm not saying transsexuality isn't an abomination in the eyes of the Lord, I'm just advising caution in Landover's policies toward such individuals.

Also, showing people those, um... beauties is not really the best way to go about warning people about transsexuals. In fact, showing they can look like normal people goes a long way toward humanizing them in people's eyes.

[W-w-whinyjoo]

Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality!

Praise Jesus all of our Ladies here at Landover are 100% Not Gay, Not Trans, Heterosexural full-bloodied women.
There are no "surprises" waiting for our Men.

How would you know if they are women? have you been looking up their skirts or dresses?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality!

How would you know if they are women? have you been looking up their skirts or dresses?

The same way we know you are an idiot. We use something called "our brain".

[Heather]

Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality!

There aren't always obvious clues as to who's a "shemale" and who's not. Some of them look pretty "normal". In some cases, you wouldn't know until it's... too late...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OjLcmlTDnk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDJXR1wXofA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9Zt8bR_i4E&feature=related

In fact, if you frequent the bar/club scene, you might have had sex with a transsexual without even knowing it!

Even birth certificates can be re-issued. The only way to be sure, really, is to date a woman for some time, and ensure that she has periods, as natal women do. In fact, the safest thing is to have her take a DNA test.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality!

... porn ...

Please leave.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality!

Even birth certificates can be re-issued. The only way to be sure, really, is to date a woman for some time, and ensure that she has periods, as natal women do. In fact, the safest thing is to have her take a DNA test.

I had no idea the deception ran this deep! They are a dedicated bunch!

Are there commercial kits available for collecting their saliva samples, etc., from around the home or workplace, or are they known to usually comply with the testing peaceably?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality!

Originally Posted by Heather
Even birth certificates can be re-issued.

So then you're saying that Obama is a drag queen!?

Why am I not surprised.

[Gemira]

Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality!

Please don't call them shemales. Not only is it insulting to transsexuals (which I know you don't care about), but it's a term pretty much exclusively used by the smut industry. You wouldn't want people weak in their faith and self-control to become curious, would you?

[LISAPARADISE]

Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality!

Amen Rev. Jim. I feel your pain. I do missionary work over in the ornamental countries, and I can tell you from repeated personal experience that they are EVERYWHERE over there.

YOUR ALL A BUNCH OF FAGS SICK BITCHES NEED TO DIE

[Talitha]

Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality!

YOUR ALL A BUNCH OF FAGS SICK BITCHES NEED TO DIE

Your death threats have been passed on to the DOF.
I thank you for your persecution, Sir.

[proteastantguy]

Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality!

I suggest reciting, "The Lord is my Shepherd," as you make your decision, "Is it male or female?" from amongst the following:

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I am pleased to say I had it 100%. However, for new members, I suggest on quizzes like this, you mark all as male to be on the safe side.

Remember, this is a very good reason to chose a wife from amongst True Christians™

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It's all men.

[Hubert Hope]

Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality!

Amen Rev. Jim. I feel your pain. I do missionary work over in the ornamental countries, and I can tell you from repeated personal experience that they are EVERYWHERE over there.

That's why I never trust the slants, pastor sir! I've never been fascinated to anything the mortal worlds has to offer, but that in Christ Jesus!

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality!

Bumped. Because the Shemale Menace is not going away. BROTHERS BE WARNED!!!