[Dove321]

Re: Cartoonist Spreading Queer Propaganda to Our Children!

Dear Dove321,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

Reason: Attempting to force the homersexural lifestyle on GOD's favorite forum
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Coat tailing on a Homers buttock
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This infraction is worth 100 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

Original Post:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=488531
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Originally Posted by Levi Jones
You quoted a non-existent scripture someone else posted.

I just posted the part of the scripture they were referring to. Go and have a look.
All the best,
The Landover Baptist Church Forums



I just received this. Can somebody explain how what I said was homosexual in any way? I'm utterly confused.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Cartoonist Spreading Queer Propaganda to Our Children!

Who is Bob?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Cartoonist Spreading Queer Propaganda to Our Children!

I just received this. Can somebody explain how what I said was homosexual in any way? I'm utterly confused.

Did you or did you not lie?
Did you or did you not claim another mans posting was your own?

[Dove321]

Re: Cartoonist Spreading Queer Propaganda to Our Children!

Did you or did you not lie?
Did you or did you not claim another mans posting was your own?

No and no.
And even if I did, this is not homosexual (homo, not homer). This is just sin.
Buy a dictionary.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Cartoonist Spreading Queer Propaganda to Our Children!

No and no.
And even if I did, this is not homosexual (homo, not homer). This is just sin.
Buy a dictionary.

Son, quote your original post with the claimed scripture. I know you cannot do it. Furthermore, you in a backhanded way, admit your seething guilt. Lastly, sneaking up to a man to bugger his words is a Homeristic act. You, being from the UK, of all people, should know that.

[Dove321]

Re: Cartoonist Spreading Queer Propaganda to Our Children!

Son, quote your original post with the claimed scripture. I know you cannot do it. Furthermore, you in a backhanded way, admit your seething guilt. Lastly, sneaking up to a man to bugger his words is a Homeristic act. You, being from the UK, of all people, should know that.

You're so weird. I'm not even going to ask.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Cartoonist Spreading Queer Propaganda to Our Children!

You're so weird. I'm not even going to ask.

Ask what son? You are out of the closet now, not much else you can say that will shock us.

[xsomebodysmonkeyx]

Re: Cartoonist Spreading Queer Propaganda to Our Children!

By all this talk of "scouring" every inch of these "queer propaganda" websites, it sounds like you get off on this.

I'd just like to point out that this is the 21st century. Most people have accepted that we are all the same, regardless of skin color, or gender, or sexual orientation. If God exists, if God created us, then He will accept us and understand us; what kind of father would reject their own child simply because they are not straight? Your ideas about homosexuality are based in myth. There's nothing wrong with it, just like there's nothing wrong with being black, or being a woman, or masturbating. The idea of a man loving another man or a woman loving another woman just makes you uncomfortable with your sexist, unjust ideas about gender roles. Get your facts straight before you start bending them to suit your outdated, uneducated beliefs. You say that gays know nothing of love, yet you are the ones who spread all this hatred. It seems to me that gays are a lot less hateful and much happier than you lot.

See you in Hell.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Cartoonist Spreading Queer Propaganda to Our Children!

By all this talk of "scouring" every inch of these "queer propaganda" websites, it sounds like you get off on this.

I'd just like to point out that this is the 21st century. Most people have accepted that we are all the same, regardless of skin color, or gender, or sexual orientation. If God exists, if God created us, then He will accept us and understand us; what kind of father would reject their own child simply because they are not straight? Your ideas about homosexuality are based in myth. There's nothing wrong with it, just like there's nothing wrong with being black, or being a woman, or masturbating. The idea of a man loving another man or a woman loving another woman just makes you uncomfortable with your sexist, unjust ideas about gender roles. Get your facts straight before you start bending them to suit your outdated, uneducated beliefs. You say that gays know nothing of love, yet you are the ones who spread all this hatred. It seems to me that gays are a lot less hateful and much happier than you lot.

See you in Hell.

How can you say that?!

Hebrews 13:8
Jesus Christ is the same yesterday, today, and forever.

Friend, it's in the Bible. You're asking me to give up my most closely held beliefs to accommodate you?

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Cartoonist Spreading Queer Propaganda to Our Children!

By all this talk of "scouring" every inch of these "queer propaganda" websites, it sounds like you get off on this.

I'd just like to point out that this is the 21st century. Most people have accepted that we are all the same, regardless of skin color, or gender, or sexual orientation. If God exists, if God created us, then He will accept us and understand us; what kind of father would reject their own child simply because they are not straight? Your ideas about homosexuality are based in myth. There's nothing wrong with it, just like there's nothing wrong with being black, or being a woman, or masturbating. The idea of a man loving another man or a woman loving another woman just makes you uncomfortable with your sexist, unjust ideas about gender roles. Get your facts straight before you start bending them to suit your outdated, uneducated beliefs. You say that gays know nothing of love, yet you are the ones who spread all this hatred. It seems to me that gays are a lot less hateful and much happier than you lot.

See you in Hell.
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God warned us how bad it would be in the last days. He said that it would be "as in the days of Noah".

Matt. 24:37-38: “But as the days of Noah were, so also will the coming of the Son of Man be. “For as in the days before the flood, they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noah entered the ark,”

Gen. 6:11-12 “The earth also was corrupt before God, and the earth was filled with violence. So God looked upon the earth, and indeed it was corrupt; for all flesh had corrupted their way on the earth.”

In 1993, William Bennett released his Index of Leading Cultural Indicators. His evaluation of the problem in the past was “Over the years teachers have been asked to identify the top problems in America's public schools. In 1940 teachers identified talking out of turn; chewing gum; making noise; running in halls; cutting in line; dress code infractions; and littering. When teachers were asked the same question in 1990, it was a completely different assessment they identified drug abuse; alcohol abuse; suicide; rape; pregnancy; robbery; and assault.” In the last several years we can also add terroristic threatening, mass murder.

[xsomebodysmonkeyx]

Re: Cartoonist Spreading Queer Propaganda to Our Children!

I get a violation for defending my beliefs? I don't know about you, but I believe in something called free speech. I also believe in equality and compromise. You must think I'm a radical, but these are MY most closely held beliefs. Let me ask you a question: would you be opposed to abortion if the child later turned out to be gay?

Oh, and that whole eternal damnation thing? If I believed in Hell, I'd be totally fine with going there. That's where Lady Gaga and all the fun people are going.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Cartoonist Spreading Queer Propaganda to Our Children!

I get a violation for defending my beliefs? I don't know about you, but I believe in something called free speech. I also believe in equality and compromise. You must think I'm a radical, but these are MY most closely held beliefs. Let me ask you a question: would you be opposed to abortion if the child later turned out to be gay?

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Cartoonist Spreading Queer Propaganda to Our Children!

I get a violation for defending my beliefs? I don't know about you, but I believe in something called free speech. I also believe in equality and compromise.

Me too! In fact, why don't I come over to your house to preach to you? I have a bullhorn and have been known to ramble on for hours over my favorite assorted verses in the the Old Testament. It's a free country, right?

As for equality, do you think all people are equal? Would you want to live next door to a convicted pedophile rapist? Would you like to live next door to a drug dealer?

Maybe you think you think some drug dealing child rapist is your equal, but I don't.

Sure, I'm willing to compromise with you and say women probably do have a soul.

At least those who have children.

1 Timothy 2:11-12
Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

But I cannot condone sodomy.

Have a look at Romans 1:26-27,32

For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

Not only do queers deserve death, but those who support them as well.

You must think I'm a radical, but these are MY most closely held beliefs. Let me ask you a question: would you be opposed to abortion if the child later turned out to be gay?

Of course I would oppose it. Being gay is a choice. We have a few ex-gays here.

Oh, and that whole eternal damnation thing? If I believed in Hell, I'd be totally fine with going there. That's where Lady Gaga and all the fun people are going.

You won't be saying that when your skin is burning from you all day in the Lake of Fire and Satan is poking at you with his trident to flip you every few hours like a rotisserie chicken.