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  • H. Montague Worthington
    True Christian™ Entrepreneur
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2716
    #1

    WARNING: Seated Urination Leads to Homosexurality

    Once again, Pastor Anderson is helping to save America from itself by pointing out that True Manly Men Pee Standing Up.

    Tags: homosexuality, urine, wide stance
    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748
      #2
      Re: WARNING: Seated Urination Leads to Homosexurality

      I'm a bit confused. Doesn't everyone pee while seated on the john?
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • Robert Hutchins
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Sep 2009
          • 210
          #3
          Re: WARNING: Seated Urination Leads to Homosexurality

          This explains all the lesbians that pee standing....
          Cling to your guns and religion. "Change" is here.

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            • David Goldman
              (not a Jew)
              True Christian™
              • Aug 2009
              • 700
              #4
              Re: WARNING: Seated Urination Leads to Homosexurality

              Everyone needs to be aware of the proper way to pee in public as well:
              Take the quiz below and see if you have Godly discernment. Which urinal do you choose?




              Answers:
              v
              v
              v
              v
              v
              v
              v



              1) Correct Answer: 6. It's the ONLY one to go to and every guy instinctively knows this.

              2) Correct Answer: 6. Stall 5 is acceptable, but you run a greater risk of being next to someone who arrives later.

              3) Correct Answer: 1 or 6. You are tacitly saying, "I don't want anyone next to me."

              4) Correct Answer: 1. You're stuck being next to at least ONE guy, so you minimize the impact and get a wall on your left. NEVER go between TWO guys if you can help it. Exceptions to this are stadium restrooms where the herd thunders in.

              5) Correct Answer: 4. Believe it or not, 1 and 3 "couples" you with the guy in stall 2. This differs from question 4 in such a subtle way that the nuances cannot be explained. Suffice to say, only we men would understand!

              6) Correct Answer: NONE! You go to the mirror and pretend to comb your hair or straighten a tie until the urinals "open up" a bit more. If you have to go REAL, REAL BAD, for god's sake! ... use a doored stall.
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                • Bobby-Joe
                  Landover Security Superviser
                  Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                  NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 18405
                  #5
                  Re: WARNING: Seated Urination Leads to Homosexurality

                  This shows you how far America has sunk that men have to be told this. Every man should know instinctively that peeing sitting leads to masturbation which leads to homosexuality. It is real easy to start fantasying yourself as a woman when you are peeing sitting down before a mirror and the next think you know you are wearing woman's underwear.

                  Don't do it brothers!

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                    • the_twist
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Oct 2009
                      • 4
                      #6
                      Re: WARNING: Seated Urination Leads to Homosexurality

                      haha, who knew that how one chooses to use the bathroom determines sexuality?

                      someone needs to lay off the crack.....

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