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Sodomites. Inverts. Pederasts. Roman Catholics. Just plain wrong.
Whatever you call them, there is no doubt that deviants are now a well-organised and dangerous group in American public life. Surveys estimate that there may be over 5,000 practising homosexuals in America today. When the numbers of sodomite sympathisers and bisexualists are taken into account, that number looks more like 10,000 - worrying stuff indeed. In addition, these groups excercise a disproportionate amount of influence over public discourse - after the Jews, the homosexuals constitute the single biggest bloc controlling America's media today, accounting for the relentless pro-sodomite bias of so much contemporary media.
But are these perverts really so much of a threat? Jerry Falwell deserves credit for his vital role in publicising the role played by homosexuals in causing 9/11, and the link between Hurricane Katrina and the gayness of Mardi Gras is well known. In short, all Bible-believing Christians recognise that we cannot triumph in the War on Terror without God's support, and we cannot have God's full support while we continue to champion sodomy. Some have taken this too far, such as the misguided fellows of Westboro Baptist, who celebrate the deaths that God allows jihadists to inflict upon our troops. This is a classic case of failing to identify the greater evil - while the ideology driving homosexuals and jihadists is remarkably similar, the sodomites are, as yet, nowhere near as organised or militant, and the sodomites' greatest weapon - GRIDS, also known as AIDS by the politically correct lobby, and VGRIDS in some parts of Illinois - is nowhere near as dangerous as the tactics used by Islamists. This is not to say that the day may not come when militant queers may not develop a type of GRIDS capable of instantly wiping out a busfull of Jews, merely that that day has not arrived yet.
However, we should not let the danger posed by Muslims blind us to the very real threat of the homosexualists. In many ways, the two groups are one and the same - both are working to undermine Christianity, and every advance made by the sodomites undermines America's ability to defend itself against terrorism. In this respect, those who engage in the abomination of same-gender sex may be considered Allah's "fifth column", and they must be stopped from operating immediately. Since to engage in buggery is effectively to become an enemy combatant, we must lose no time in relocating all such deviants to Guantanamo. Should the population of perverts prove too large to host in Guantanamo, it may be neccessary to house excess homosexuals in the wastelands of Siberia, Canada and Poland, but the basic principle remains the same.
Yours in Christ,
Temperance
Whatever you call them, there is no doubt that deviants are now a well-organised and dangerous group in American public life. Surveys estimate that there may be over 5,000 practising homosexuals in America today. When the numbers of sodomite sympathisers and bisexualists are taken into account, that number looks more like 10,000 - worrying stuff indeed. In addition, these groups excercise a disproportionate amount of influence over public discourse - after the Jews, the homosexuals constitute the single biggest bloc controlling America's media today, accounting for the relentless pro-sodomite bias of so much contemporary media.
But are these perverts really so much of a threat? Jerry Falwell deserves credit for his vital role in publicising the role played by homosexuals in causing 9/11, and the link between Hurricane Katrina and the gayness of Mardi Gras is well known. In short, all Bible-believing Christians recognise that we cannot triumph in the War on Terror without God's support, and we cannot have God's full support while we continue to champion sodomy. Some have taken this too far, such as the misguided fellows of Westboro Baptist, who celebrate the deaths that God allows jihadists to inflict upon our troops. This is a classic case of failing to identify the greater evil - while the ideology driving homosexuals and jihadists is remarkably similar, the sodomites are, as yet, nowhere near as organised or militant, and the sodomites' greatest weapon - GRIDS, also known as AIDS by the politically correct lobby, and VGRIDS in some parts of Illinois - is nowhere near as dangerous as the tactics used by Islamists. This is not to say that the day may not come when militant queers may not develop a type of GRIDS capable of instantly wiping out a busfull of Jews, merely that that day has not arrived yet.
However, we should not let the danger posed by Muslims blind us to the very real threat of the homosexualists. In many ways, the two groups are one and the same - both are working to undermine Christianity, and every advance made by the sodomites undermines America's ability to defend itself against terrorism. In this respect, those who engage in the abomination of same-gender sex may be considered Allah's "fifth column", and they must be stopped from operating immediately. Since to engage in buggery is effectively to become an enemy combatant, we must lose no time in relocating all such deviants to Guantanamo. Should the population of perverts prove too large to host in Guantanamo, it may be neccessary to house excess homosexuals in the wastelands of Siberia, Canada and Poland, but the basic principle remains the same.
Yours in Christ,
Temperance
Where in the bible does it mention theft being acceptable?
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