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  • Elmer Christianson
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Oct 2006
    • 133
    #1

    Looking 4 a SAFE Un-gay Gated Community

    It seems like we just got settled in to our new home (with six car garage and helipad). But now, Glendora says two men are living in a house down the block. Should I contact our home-owner's association, or should we move? Does anyone know of a Biblically correct gated community that's safe from homosexuals?
    Last edited by Glendora Christianson; 04-18-2007, 01:42 AM. Reason: oops
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78555
      #2
      Re: Looking 4 a SAFE Un-gay Gated Community

      Originally posted by Elmer Christianson View Post
      It seems like we just got settled in to our new home (with six car garage and helipad. But now, Glendora says two men are living in a house down the block. Should I contact our home-owner's association, or should we move? Does anyone know of a Biblically correct gated community that's safe from homosexuals?
      I'm real sorry to hear about that Brother Elmer. Maybe Brother BJ and the boys in security can pay them a visit and get a few things straight between them.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
          Scientific Advisor
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 2373
          #3
          Re: Looking 4 a SAFE Un-gay Gated Community

          Have you reported them to the Department of Faith? If you so much as see two men occupying the same 6' square space without an American beer each, I suggest you notify the DoF of their suspicious behavior. Often it is an indicator of left-leaning tendencies.
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            • Bobby-Joe
              Landover Security Superviser
              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 18405
              #4
              Re: Looking 4 a SAFE Un-gay Gated Community

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              I'm real sorry to hear about that Brother Elmer. Maybe Brother BJ and the boys in security can pay them a visit and get a few things straight between them.

              Yes Brother Elmore, give the address and I'll be all over these homers.

              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                • Glendora Christianson
                  Spiritual Mother of LBC
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 2329
                  #5
                  Re: Looking 4 a SAFE Un-gay Gated Community

                  Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                  Yes Brother Elmer, give the address and I'll be all over these homers.
                  Thank the Lord, I just noticed your message, BJ. Those homers live on the corner of Leviticus and Gaylord . . . hmmmmm.
                  Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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                    • Bobby-Joe
                      Landover Security Superviser
                      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 18405
                      #6
                      Re: Looking 4 a SAFE Un-gay Gated Community

                      Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
                      Thank the Lord, I just noticed your message, BJ. Those homers live on the corner of Leviticus and Gaylord . . . hmmmmm.
                      Excellent. I'll be firm but gentle with these two rump pangers

                      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                        • Daisy Mae Johnson
                          The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                          Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                          aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 15708
                          #7
                          Re: Looking 4 a SAFE Un-gay Gated Community

                          Interesting..... The Department of Faith shows that THIS guy works (as a houseboy) for the two Homers living on Levticus and Gaylord.

                          I hope you are safe Mother G!

                          Concerened, Sister Thumper
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                            • OnYourKnees
                              On Extended Furlough
                              True Christian™
                              • Nov 2006
                              • 4729
                              #8
                              Re: Looking 4 a SAFE Un-gay Gated Community

                              Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                              Interesting..... The Department of Faith shows that THIS guy works (as a houseboy) for the two Homers living on Levticus and Gaylord.

                              I hope you are safe Mother G!

                              Concerened, Sister Thumper
                              With a houseboy like that, surely they can't be Homers.

                              Remember, they have that whole "Moob-Free since 1983" campaign underway.

                              They must just be Rick James fans . . . and there's nothing more heterosexual than some Superfreak!

                              Sinful and depraved, yes. But heterosexual!

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                                • Brother Samuel
                                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                  • Apr 2007
                                  • 72
                                  #9
                                  Re: Looking 4 a SAFE Un-gay Gated Community

                                  They might not be homer but they still better get in line before Jesus knocks them straight into hell! Good luck Brother Elmer.

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                                    • Rachael Van Helsing
                                      HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                                      • Sep 2006
                                      • 5131
                                      #10
                                      Re: Looking 4 a SAFE Un-gay Gated Community

                                      Originally posted by Elmer Christianson View Post
                                      It seems like we just got settled in to our new home (with six car garage and helipad). But now, Glendora says two men are living in a house down the block. Should I contact our home-owner's association, or should we move? Does anyone know of a Biblically correct gated community that's safe from homosexuals?
                                      Maybe you should try this wonderful community. I believe it is called the city of Mardeegrah in Louisiana state.
                                      Why, they have groups of wonderful dancers! Do you like dancing?
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