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    Celine Dion: Pan worshipper

    As every True Christian™ knows, the witches god Pan is actually a randy version of Satan; and as all female witches are lesbians, it follows Pan is the god of the bra-free brigade, dour in their dungarees and terrified of tweezers. However, there are the so-called "lipstick lesbians", witches who confuse and frustrate many a red-blooded male, much to the cackling glee of their plainer sisters. But lipstick lesbians worship Pan nonetheless; every now and then cruel-lipped and closeted lesbians will let slip their true allegiance, by cultivating their leg hairs to better resemble their master's feral thighs.


    Pan:






    True Christians are Perfect!

    Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

    Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

    For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.
    Tags: celine dion, come out of the closet, lipstick lesbians, pan, satan
  • #2
    Re: Celine Dion: Pan worshipper

    I don't know what's worse, the back-lit leg hair or the evil bunny on the front of her dress. She also looks like she's making some kind of secret sign with her right hand.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • #3
      Re: Celine Dion: Pan worshipper

      I guess I do not keep up with celebrities as well as I should.

      I would have sworn Celine was a negress . . . .



      Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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      • #4
        Re: Celine Dion: Pan worshipper

        Well she's French, so there you go. Those people never even bathe, much less do their women groom themselves properly.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • #5
          Re: Celine Dion: Pan worshipper

          Every kind of music outside our LORD's chants its evil and a trap for make us christians fall from the grace of our beloved jesus!


          Don't listen at those bitch's music, its evil!
          "I know this is painful for the ladies to hear, but if you get married, you have accepted the headship of a man, your husband. Christ is the head of the household and the husband is the head of the wife, and that's the way it is, period." –Pat Robertson

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          • #6
            Re: Celine Dion: Pan worshipper

            The photo is cut off at the ankles. Has anyone seen whether she has cloven hooves? I would NOT be surprised...

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            • #7
              Re: Celine Dion: Pan worshipper

              Yes, Celine Dion may actually be the devil. We can't be too vigilant.

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              • #8
                Re: Celine Dion: Pan worshipper

                Do you see the resemblance too? She is a human plague and a pest to America!
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                • #9
                  Re: Celine Dion: Pan worshipper

                  Lol, my friend lives like 10 minutes from Celine and Rene's mansion. She is a really nice person, and I'm pretty sure she is a Christian.

                  She's a Cougar for sure.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Celine Dion: Pan worshipper

                    I see you on other post. You give eye to Jackie Chan. You like man bung hole. Sure you like hairy leg. Just like man leg. HA HA funny homo!
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                    • #11
                      Re: Celine Dion: Pan worshipper

                      Originally posted by Osambo 08 View Post
                      Lol, my friend lives like 10 minutes from Celine and Rene's mansion. She is a really nice person, and I'm pretty sure she is a Christian.
                      According to Wickedpedophile.org, she's a Romanist, and as we're tired of incessantly pointing out, death-cookie-munchers are not Christians.
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