Celine Dion: Pan worshipper

[Mrs. Rogers]

As every True Christian™ knows, the witches god Pan is actually a randy version of Satan; and as all female witches are lesbians, it follows Pan is the god of the bra-free brigade, dour in their dungarees and terrified of tweezers. However, there are the so-called "lipstick lesbians", witches who confuse and frustrate many a red-blooded male, much to the cackling glee of their plainer sisters. But lipstick lesbians worship Pan nonetheless; every now and then cruel-lipped and closeted lesbians will let slip their true allegiance, by cultivating their leg hairs to better resemble their master's feral thighs.


Pan:

[Nobar King]

Re: Celine Dion: Pan worshipper

I don't know what's worse, the back-lit leg hair or the evil bunny on the front of her dress. She also looks like she's making some kind of secret sign with her right hand.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: Celine Dion: Pan worshipper

I guess I do not keep up with celebrities as well as I should.

I would have sworn Celine was a negress . . . .

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Celine Dion: Pan worshipper

Well she's French, so there you go. Those people never even bathe, much less do their women groom themselves properly.

[Atheist are evil]

Re: Celine Dion: Pan worshipper

Every kind of music outside our LORD's chants its evil and a trap for make us christians fall from the grace of our beloved jesus!


Don't listen at those bitch's music, its evil!

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Celine Dion: Pan worshipper

The photo is cut off at the ankles. Has anyone seen whether she has cloven hooves? I would NOT be surprised...

[Newleaf]

Re: Celine Dion: Pan worshipper

Yes, Celine Dion may actually be the devil. We can't be too vigilant.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Celine Dion: Pan worshipper

Do you see the resemblance too? She is a human plague and a pest to America!

[Osambo 08]

Re: Celine Dion: Pan worshipper

Lol, my friend lives like 10 minutes from Celine and Rene's mansion. She is a really nice person, and I'm pretty sure she is a Christian.

She's a Cougar for sure.

[Chin Han Lo]

Re: Celine Dion: Pan worshipper

I see you on other post. You give eye to Jackie Chan. You like man bung hole. Sure you like hairy leg. Just like man leg. HA HA funny homo!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Celine Dion: Pan worshipper

Lol, my friend lives like 10 minutes from Celine and Rene's mansion. She is a really nice person, and I'm pretty sure she is a Christian.

According to Wickedpedophile.org, she's a Romanist, and as we're tired of incessantly pointing out, death-cookie-munchers are not Christians.