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  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930

    #76
    Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

    Originally posted by Usernameee View Post
    Also, what does Apple's old logo have to do with homosexuality? Their "rainbow" logo was made before homosexuals coined the rainbow as a sign of being homosexual?
    Wrong, Bruce. The rainbow flag had been in use since the early 70's.
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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    • Aristotle
      On the straight and narrow path to Heaven.
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2009
      • 470

      #77
      Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

      Only Pharisees would defend DOS. JesOS 7 showed the way but those modern day Herodians try to kill it or claim it derives from other mystery operating systems mixed with DOS. Lies!

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      • Ex-Pagan
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Apr 2010
        • 62

        #78
        Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

        Little known fact; 90% of Pagans use macs. I gave up on my mac ages ago.
        To all Heathens who come here to abuse us asking why you should be Christian in your deluded ignorance:

        John 3 16:For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

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        • Seth Campbell
          Outdoorsman, Hunter, Fisherman, Husband, True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Apr 2010
          • 1565

          #79
          Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

          Originally posted by Ex-Pagan View Post
          Little known fact; 90% of Pagans use macs. I gave up on my mac ages ago.
          Bless you Brother.
          PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

          Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

          Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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          • amymareexx
            Unsaved trash, teenaged jap wannabee
            • Apr 2010
            • 76

            #80
            Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

            I once used a mac and had lesbianitis for a week
            Live deliberate - Christopher Gutierrez

            Lol'ing like an idiot.

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            • Chris T
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Apr 2010
              • 134

              #81
              Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

              Originally posted by amymareexx View Post
              I once used a mac and had lesbianitis for a week
              Are you so unhappy with yourself that you feel the need to come on the Godly forum, uninvited and unwanted, making ridiculous comments wherever your devil-infused hands get can them? You're going to enjoy getting sodomized by the devil!
              Doing the Lord's work for His favorite country!


              2 Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."

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              • amymareexx
                Unsaved trash, teenaged jap wannabee
                • Apr 2010
                • 76

                #82
                Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

                No, I came here to see what the Baptist people were like, and was highly disgusted, and even more proud I am an Anglican. Maybe a joke would lighten this place up a bit.
                Live deliberate - Christopher Gutierrez

                Lol'ing like an idiot.

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                • Felicity
                  As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
                  True Christian™
                  • Apr 2010
                  • 4834

                  #83
                  Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

                  @amymareexx Do you know that joke about the Muslim and the Catholic who went to Heaven? They didn't go!
                  I Jesus!

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                  • Purge the Unfaithful
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Apr 2010
                    • 176

                    #84
                    Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

                    I have a confession to the make before the "Congregation of the Lord℗" here at Landover Baptist Church©. It was the use of a Macintosh Performa that lead me briefly into the abomination of homersexuality. Oh sweet Jesus how horrible it was. But at the the time I found the Lord and threw the Mac away. Then I only desired to be with Jesus Christ my Lord and Savior!!

                    Glory!!

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                    • Purge the Unfaithful
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Apr 2010
                      • 176

                      #85
                      Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

                      Originally posted by amymareexx View Post
                      I once used a mac and had lesbianitis for a week
                      Sister, today is the Lord's Day™. And we all feel that you should put aside your perverted lesbian tendencies and get yourself to the pews here at Landover Baptist Church this morning or if that doesn't work at least an Independent Baptist Church. None of those around? Well, you could take a chance on a Southern Baptist Church but just make sure that they use the KJV1611 version of the Holy Work of the Lord Jesus!!

                      You sister need to drop to you knees and beg the Lord to wash this sickness from your soul with his blood. Only then will you be white and innocent and a sweet angel!

                      Glory to God!!

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                      • Malaysia_Christian
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Apr 2010
                        • 100

                        #86
                        Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

                        sorry guys. I'm a bit lost here.

                        May I know the reason why Apple is gay? I can't see the reasons fro mthe rainbow coloured apple.

                        I don't use Mac though cause..... It's tedeous to use, plus not all softwares are able to function well with Mac.

                        I prefer Microsoft.

                        Creation Science Evangelism |Prison Planet |Jesus is Savior |Creation Wiki |Bible Gateway |Christian Apologetics and Research Ministry

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                        • Malaysia_Christian
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Apr 2010
                          • 100

                          #87
                          Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

                          Ok. After reading all the post. I'm pretty much convinced.

                          Creation Science Evangelism |Prison Planet |Jesus is Savior |Creation Wiki |Bible Gateway |Christian Apologetics and Research Ministry

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                          • zMuffinMan
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Apr 2010
                            • 30

                            #88
                            Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

                            omgosh a rainbow used in one the logos

                            gay!

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                            • Nathan B. Forrest
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Mar 2010
                              • 394

                              #89
                              Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

                              Originally posted by Malaysia_Christian View Post
                              Ok. After reading all the post. I'm pretty much convinced.

                              Glad we could be of assistance

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                              • The Hand
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Mar 2010
                                • 419

                                #90
                                Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

                                When interrogating a suspected homer, the first question I ask of the suspected homer is: Do you own a Mac? If they answer yes, it saves time and we can move on to curing them of the gay.
                                May the call of Jihad be forever outshined, outmatched, and outlasted by the The LORD's Crusade, to the end of eternity and the extinction of mortal flesh. Let those who march against it in His name be as giants - pure of heart, strong of body, honored, invulnerable. May those warriors be burning stars in the firmament of battle, angels of death on shining wings, bringing swift annihilation to the enemies of CHRIST. Amen.

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