[Gothzilla]

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

Humans are not born gay, the sin of homersexuality is a deathstyle choice.

You are right, I stand corrected.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

You are right, I stand corrected.

There may be hope for you yet!

Stop looking like some DNA experiment gone wrong between Robert Smith and Siouxie Sioux, and repent!

Let your black make-up be washed away by the Blood of the Lamb!

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

I am glad you brought this up Brother Jones. I have been doing Scientheistic research on this topic lately as well. Here is are a few of my conclusions.

We all know that the apple is the 'forbidden fruit' that Satan temps Eve with in Genesis.

Now the serpent was more subtil than any beast of the field which the LORD God had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea, hath God said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden?

And the woman said unto the serpent, We may eat of the fruit of the trees of the garden:

But of the fruit of the tree which is in the midst of the garden, God hath said, Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die.

And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die:

For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil.

And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat.
Genesis 3:1-6


Eve takes a bite out the apple and commits Original Sin. The Apple logo of course has a bite taken out of it, suggesting that they creators of Apple endorse sinning. So there is a satanic connection there as well.

And a 'fruit' is another term for a filthy sodomite of course. No accident there either I am afraid.

I do not believe it was an accident that a couple of Jewish geeks decided to name their computer company after the gayest and most satanic fruit on earth.

The rainbow coloration is of course the capper. I would certainly never use a gay, satanic computer created by Jews.




And as soon as another company makes a better MP3 player, I will get rid of my iPod. I tried a Zune for listening to hymns, but the screen is flippy and with all the install problems, I just went back to my old first gen 10gig iPod. I am sure the Lord will forgive this minor transgression.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

Another little fact. PC/Window OS's run much better on Mac computers. Mac's also have less virus' and are more user friendly.

That's another piece of evidence against them, then:
James 4:4 Ye adulterers and adulteresses, know ye not that the friendship of the world is enmity with God? whosoever therefore will be a friend of the world is the enemy of God.

We are not supposed to be friends with the world in general, let alone degenerates like Mac users. Therefore, if the Mac was a Godly machine, it would be actively unfriendly to its perverted users. And that claim that Macs have less viruses is obviously tosh. Have you ever heard of someone getting chlamydia or the GRIDS from a PC? I didn't think so.

Just like Christians use the symbol of a cross. Same thing good sir

It's not "just like" it, though. They're perverted abominations against God who enjoy being roughly penetrated from behind by depraved men from Europe, we're not. That's hardly the "same thing", now is it?

And what's with all the French names. "Exposé"? Ugh.

Using a French word is bad enough, but using a French word for displaying your genitals (usually to innocent Christian schoolchildren) is simply inexcusable. I am sickened to my very core.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

I will get rid of my iPod.

As you well know Professor, our iGod is just around the corner!

Using a French word is bad enough, but using a French word for displaying your genitals (usually to innocent Christian schoolchildren) is simply inexcusable. I am sickened to my very core.

Indeed Brother. I had to barf when I first heard about this. In fact, I still have to b... SORRY WILL CONTINUE LATER!

[Twisted Focus]

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

According to what I could gather, Macs are gay because of the rainbow symbol. Using your same standards and logic



This picture of Noah is gay. Since you don't judge the inside of the machine, I will not judge what Noah did. Noah must be gay using YOUR logic.

[Talitha]

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

According to what I could gather, Macs are gay because of the rainbow symbol. Using your same standards and logic



This picture of Noah is gay. Since you don't judge the inside of the machine, I will not judge what Noah did. Noah must be gay using YOUR logic.

I don't remember ever seeing that particular picture in a King James Bible

[Twisted Focus]

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

I know, but for the sake of arguing I will use the standards used by everyone. See how much it offended you when I used your own logic only Twisted it? Doesn't that mean we should all think before we post, and do the research before spouting off again something that has nothing to do with God? You can hate on gays all you want, I really don't care about that since your all free to do so. Hehe but when you attack a computer system based on colors, I get a bit antsy! Facts are facts all

[Levi Jones]

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

*unsaved trash spouting gay propaganda deleted*

that has nothing to do with God? You can hate on gays all you want, I really don't care about that since your all free to do so. Hehe but when you attack a computer system based on colors, I get a bit antsy! Facts are facts all

Based on your post, I'm beginning to believe that this is more than you a gay deathstyle choice. I fear it's a massive cult.

[Professor Tyeisha X]

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

As a lesbian, I am not ashamed to say I use a Mac. Indeed, many people in the gay community do use Macs, but for a variety of reasons. Many gays and lesbians are creative professionals and the artistic/video/graphics software on Macs are far superior to Windows. Also, Apple represents the "hip", out-of-the-box thinking which gay people like me appreciate.

The fact remains: Gay people have better taste than straight people! Of course we would prefer a superior computer over an inferior one. That's simple logic.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

According to one of my Christ Killer sources,

A little known troubleshooting tool mentioned in Mac Tidbits is using the blood of christian babies to resolve certain "Sad Mac" hardware issues.

I'm not making this up, people! That's really what it said to me.

[Rev Leroy Jenkins]

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

I know, but for the sake of arguing I will use the standards used by everyone. See how much it offended you when I used your own logic only Twisted it? Doesn't that mean we should all think before we post, and do the research before spouting off again something that has nothing to do with God? You can hate on gays all you want, I really don't care about that since your all free to do so. Hehe but when you attack a computer system based on colors, I get a bit antsy! Facts are facts all

So it's okay to hate gays, but not your operating system?

[Nobar King]

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

Do you know which is gayer, apple or Dell?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

Do you know which is gayer, apple or Dell?

Apple, because he is a fruit?

[Levi Jones]

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

Do you know which is gayer, apple or Dell?

I think the answer is clear.