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  • SallyMae
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Aug 2010
    • 18
    #166
    Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

    Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
    I assume you would like your sinning member cut off.
    I believe he was asking to have it sucked off. :tophat:

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      • Lisa H
        Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2010
        • 5070
        #167
        Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

        Originally posted by SallyMae View Post
        I believe he was asking to have it s****ed off. :tophat:
        It would be a good job for a whore like you.
        Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
        Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
        Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
        Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
        Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
        Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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          • SallyMae
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Aug 2010
            • 18
            #168
            Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

            Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
            It would be a good job for a whore like you.
            Totally but I stopped hooking when the 5th bastard baby was born. I mean 4 crack babies I can handle. The fifth one just made it impossible to work and make sure everyone was smoked up after diaper changes in the morning.

            I named the fifth one "Jack Daniels" as it is my favorite fifth.

            I am thankful for food stamps and the whole welfare program though. Now I just give my social worker anal once a week and I get $500 in foodstamps a month. piffle yes, I eat steak now.

            Still, thetruthhurts, if you really are in need of that service I could be talked out of retirement once in a while for $25 cash. Foodstamps don't buy crack, sadly. I love you long time.

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              • thetruthhurts
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Aug 2010
                • 14
                #169
                Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

                Originally posted by SallyMae View Post
                Totally but I stopped hooking when the 5th bastard baby was born. I mean 4 crack babies I can handle. The fifth one just made it impossible to work and make sure everyone was smoked up after diaper changes in the morning.

                I named the fifth one "Jack Daniels" as it is my favorite fifth.

                I am thankful for food stamps and the whole welfare program though. Now I just give my social worker anal once a week and I get $500 in foodstamps a month. piffle yes, I eat steak now.

                Still, thetruthhurts, if you really are in need of that service I could be talked out of retirement once in a while for $25 cash. Foodstamps don't buy crack, sadly. I love you long time.
                If I can come up with 50, can you shit on me afterward?

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                  • SallyMae
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Aug 2010
                    • 18
                    #170
                    Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

                    Originally posted by thetruthhurts View Post
                    If I can come up with 50, can you shit on me afterward?
                    Hot plate it is! I will do it for you for $45 though. Don't tell the other Jons.

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                      • Unknow
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Aug 2010
                        • 2
                        #171
                        Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

                        whait what ? im a homosexual if i use a difrent operative system last time i checked you are an homosexual if you love someone of the same gender ... sory but its just stupid to assume that because you didnt brought a pc ...

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                          • Jonas Winters
                            Unsaved trash
                            Under Investigation
                            • Aug 2010
                            • 4
                            #172
                            Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

                            I have owned a mac for many years. Until I joined this forum I had never heard that owning a mac was a gay thing to do. I will of course go out tomorrow and buy a PC. I would not want to transfer any "tainted" documents or media to the new computer. Will destroying the mac itself suffice or should I destroy the files as well?
                            Psalm 39:7 "And now, Lord, what wait I for? my hope is in thee."

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                              • Cranky Old Man
                                Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                You kids get off his lawn!
                                 
                                • Jan 2010
                                • 22356
                                #173
                                Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

                                Originally posted by Jonas Winters View Post
                                I have owned a mac for many years. Until I joined this forum I had never heard that owning a mac was a gay thing to do. I will of course go out tomorrow and buy a PC. I would not want to transfer any "tainted" documents or media to the new computer. Will destroying the mac itself suffice or should I destroy the files as well?
                                Destroy everything to be on the safe side.
                                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                                  • blackmanforchrist
                                    Unsaved trash
                                    Under Investigation
                                    • Nov 2010
                                    • 6
                                    #174
                                    Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

                                    gay mac users should get castrated!

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                                      • jacobisround
                                        Unsaved trash
                                        • Nov 2010
                                        • 11
                                        #175
                                        Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

                                        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                                        Destroy everything to be on the safe side.
                                        Macs aren't "gay"
                                        that could be the most base thing i have ever heard anyone say.
                                        A mac is a computer with a different user interface.
                                        not gay.

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                                          • Levi Jones
                                            Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                                            Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                                            Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                                             
                                            • Jul 2009
                                            • 13930
                                            #176
                                            Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

                                            Originally posted by jacobisround View Post
                                            Macs aren't "gay"
                                            that could be the most base thing i have ever heard anyone say.
                                            A mac is a computer with a different user interface.
                                            not gay.
                                            Lucky for you, you use a Windows computer.
                                            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                                              • Minecraft
                                                Forum Member
                                                • Nov 2010
                                                • 101
                                                #177
                                                Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

                                                Computers aren't about religion. I don't understand why mac's are so gay? Because the label has multiple colors? Quote the bible on how he hates colorful things, please. It's so stereotypical for things to be "homosexual" just because of something being colorful.

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                                                  • Meek and Humble
                                                    Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                                    Biblical Black Belt
                                                    Jr. Pastor
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Dec 2008
                                                    • 6197
                                                    #178
                                                    Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

                                                    Originally posted by Minecraft View Post
                                                    Computers aren't about religion. I don't understand why mac's are so gay? Because the label has multiple colors? Quote the bible on how he hates colorful things, please. It's so stereotypical for things to be "homosexual" just because of something being colorful.
                                                    Oh really? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rainbow...BT_movement%29

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                                                      • Minecraft
                                                        Forum Member
                                                        • Nov 2010
                                                        • 101
                                                        #179
                                                        Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

                                                        Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                                        Oh really? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rainbow...BT_movement%29
                                                        *facepalm*

                                                        You do realize how easy it is to edit a logo, right? I could do it to windows right now, just like that person did to the apple logo.

                                                        Apple doesn't use that logo, they never have.

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                                                          • Lycia The Repentant
                                                            Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
                                                            Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Sep 2010
                                                            • 2019
                                                            #180
                                                            Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

                                                            Originally posted by Minecraft View Post
                                                            *facepalm*

                                                            You do realize how easy it is to edit a logo, right? I could do it to windows right now, just like that person did to the apple logo.

                                                            Apple doesn't use that logo, they never have.
                                                            I'm sorry, are you talking about this logo?



                                                            The one that was in use for 22 years?
                                                            "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

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