[Samuel Coleridge]

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

I strongly disagree that Macs make one homosexual, but I shun them for the status symbol they have become. I believe Jesus would want us to live in poverty as I do.

[Logan]

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

I strongly disagree that Macs make one homosexual, but I shun them for the status symbol they have become. I believe Jesus would want us to live in poverty as I do.

Well you are wrong. Read the thread.

[incognito]

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

Humans are not born gay, the sin of homersexuality is a deathstyle choice.

PROOF THAT GOD IS A HOMOSEXUAL TOUCHING A NAKED MAN

FUCK YOU RELIGION

[The Hand]

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

PROOF THAT GOD IS A HOMOSEXUAL TOUCHING A NAKED MAN

Are you one of those lost souls, friend?
Is something lacking in your life?
Do people bully you at school because you are a weak target?
Did your girlfriend leave you because you have more moodswings than her?
Do have issues with confidence and pretend to be a tough guy online to give your miserable life some kind of validation?
Do you troll forums because you have no other way of getting the attention you crave?

Jesus can help YOU, friend. He is everyone's friend. He will appreciate you, and love you, if only you would love Him. Embrace Him, and let Him fill you with His love.

Come to Jesus.

[Brad Crassley]

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

Starting with its incredibly gay logo. It invites you to taste of its foul perverted and sweaty fruit of gay temptation.



Then, there's the Macfag ultra gay user base.



Mac wasn't gay enough, you say? Get it in a variety of rainbow homo colors.



A simple test for you to take.



These computers can turn people gay just by being in their proximity for too long as this tract so Godly illustrates.




Don't be sucked into the Apple deathstyle! Just say no!

I will have to get rid of my mac computer at work immediately!

[Brad Crassley]

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

God is not gay. He is neither male or female!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

God is not gay. He is neither male or female!

Uh, the Holy Bible very specifically says that God is a "He." Let's not fall into ridiculous new age superstition.

Genesis 1:27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

[Sam Diamond]

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

God is not gay. He is neither male or female!

God is a manly man make no mistake ,He created men in his own image.
Genesis 1:27



So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

God is not gay. He is neither male or female!

Brad Crassley, I can't sugar coat this for you. You are an utter and complete moron living your life in a total oblivion. You have exactly 2 options here. Either you stop talking nonsense and start studying the KJV1611 Holy Bible until you eyes start bleeding or you will burn in Hell for all eternity . Guess what the smart choice here would be...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

Brad Crassley, I can't sugar coat this for you. You are an utter and complete mormon living your life in a total oblivion. You have exactly 2 options here. Either you stop talking nonsense and start studying the KJV1611 Holy Bible or you will burn in Hell for all eternity. Guess what the smart choice here would be...

This is what happens when you attand Southern Baptist Convention churches.

[Nobar King]

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

The ear-bleeding part is what lets you know that the spirit of the Lord has entered your soul.

[Hell's Fire]

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

My former University said I had to have a Mac for my graphic design courses!

Now I am worried! Does that mean universities in general promote homosexuality!?

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

My former University said I had to have a Mac for my graphic design courses!

Now I am worried! Does that mean universities in general promote homosexuality!?

A Mac is quite appropriate for a gay-friendly class like "graphic design". What, was hair styling and interior decorating already taken, fruitcake?

[Hell's Fire]

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

I actually wish to go and work for a decent Christian magazine, so I have to take classes that teach you the proper way to create logos and format pages. There was a lesbian I knew of in that class, but I was sure to sit far away from her. I don't want to get the aids from being to close, you know?

[handmaiden]

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

My former University said I had to have a Mac for my graphic design courses!

Now I am worried! Does that mean universities in general promote homosexuality!?

Yes, universities promote homosexuality. If you don't know that, then you're not paying attention in class.

A LUG is a young woman who becomes a "Lesbian Until Graduation". Young men face a more dangreous threat. Most philosophy was written by girly men who didn't want to lift heavy equipment. Many of the inventions and advances throughout history have come from men of the improper bent. They spent their time in libraries and laboratories in the company of other men.

Education is more dangerous than dynamite. Even a divinity degree must be coupled with military training if it is to have any value.

II Timothy 3:7 "Ever learning and never able to come to the knowledge of the truth."

Such is the foolishness of the wrong sort of education.

Openmindedly Yours,

Handmaiden