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  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #1

    Things that cause homosexuality:

    Getting infected gay can happen to anyone:


    1. Hugs
    2. Demons (Demonic spirits)
    Feel free to add to the list.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
  • Bob4God
    Moderator
    Arms Dealer for CHRIST
    Hands folded for Jesus
     
    • Apr 2008
    • 5274

    #2
    Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

    3. Obviously homosexuality is inherited. Not because it is genetic, but because demons harass entire family lines.

    It's a shame she ran out of air time on YouTube, I would love to hear more from this force for good!
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    - Proverbs 15:3

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    • TheLordSavedMe
      A young lady servicing the Lord
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2009
      • 579

      #3
      Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

      4. Dodge Calibers, according to Professor Bessemer and his research.

      5. Cutting other people's hair. I think this only affects guys though.


      Girls, do you have embarrassing "problems" with your down there parts like I used to?
      Reverend Jim Osborne can help!



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      He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he. Deuteronomy 32-4

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      • SUV
        True Christian™ Princess
        The Driving Force behind RA12
        Have at it, anytime!
        • Sep 2006
        • 11027

        #4
        Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

        5. Double Trouble: Judy Garland and Lena Horne ("crisp!")

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29453

          #5
          Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

          6. Hair Gel - Says it all
          7. Pointy tipped shoes - They do not make steel toed shoes with pointy tips.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • Noah Dint
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2009
            • 695

            #6
            Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

            8) Lest we not forget Velour shirts out of the 70's! That stuff caused folks to start coming out of the closet in droves!



            -ND

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            • Mistress Cookie
              Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2008
              • 6790

              #7
              Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

              9.) Little boys need male company in order to do "boy things", and learn to model behavior from adult male counselors.

              Maybe because he had no kids or family of his own, my Uncle Jerome donated a lot of time to organizations like the Boy Scouts, touring boys' choirs and sleepaway camps.

              He said that not having boys involved with organizations like that jeapordizes the opportunity for boys to grow as they should.

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              • Levi Jones
                Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                 
                • Jul 2009
                • 13930

                #8
                Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

                Macintosh Computers.

                Don't even get me started on them again.
                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                • Hank
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Oct 2009
                  • 405

                  #9
                  Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

                  10) soap and shampoo
                  11) any car that has a stick shift (and all sports cars)
                  12) chocolate
                  Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)

                  GOD HATES FAGS
                  Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
                  DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS

                  WHITE AND PROUD

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                  • Jeeps4Salvation
                    Unsaved trash
                    Under Investigation
                    • Dec 2009
                    • 19

                    #10
                    Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

                    13. Airport Bathrooms
                    Last Saturday I read someone's facebook post that said they were
                    measuring 15 inches and counting at Reagan International Airport in DC.
                    Disgusting!

                    14. Becoming a Congressional Page

                    They are the Devil's puppets

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                    • Brother Enoch
                      The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2008
                      • 4392

                      #11
                      Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

                      15. Hot guys.

                      Cause that's just not right. Why are they trying to lead us into sin?

                      When I first saw this young negro buck, I had to spend a day and a half in the prayer closet.

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                      • Nobar King
                        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                        Christ's Guardian
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2007
                        • 23748

                        #12
                        Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

                        Originally posted by Hank View Post
                        11) any car that has a stick shift (and all sports cars)
                        I'm not sure about this one. Many cars with manual transmission are a blessing to drive. A bonus is that the stick is there to keep your other hand busy while you're driving.

                        Automatic transmission is for women so they don't cause too many accidents.
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • Bryan Tamariki
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Aug 2007
                          • 285

                          #13
                          Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

                          16. John Waters movies.

                          17. Disco music.

                          18. Sesame Street.

                          19. Soccer.

                          20. As a man, drinking any cold beverage that isn't a beer.
                          Joshua 24:15
                          And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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                          • Lost Sheep McUinnean
                            Linguistics and Translation Consultant
                            True Christian™
                            • Nov 2009
                            • 2193

                            #14
                            Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

                            21. Barbra Streisand
                            22. Paris and France in general.
                            23 Anal probes in hospitals.
                            24. Suppositories.
                            25. The Euroviosion Song Contest.
                            26. Imitating English Accents.
                            27. Being a member of a Royal Family is also high risk.

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                            • Hank
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Oct 2009
                              • 405

                              #15
                              Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

                              28. Anything Euro
                              29. (guy in above pic reminded me) Mili Vanili
                              Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)

                              GOD HATES FAGS
                              Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
                              DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS

                              WHITE AND PROUD

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