[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

28. Anything Euro

Even euronating?

[SUV]

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

#30 - Christmas Shopping

That's right, I said Christmas Shopping. All the Shoppers themselves are homer!s and also that halfwit, beady-eyed Security Guard who refuses to help tackle the problem (where have I seen that hideous face before?!!)

Yesterday I saw a "Man" stop in front of the pastel-colored towel section - and he looked Straight at them! When he saw me glaring at him he pretended he'd only stopped to be putting his Cell Phone away. (Yeah! RIGHT!)

I alerted Security. Did this Security Guard CARE? No. Looked like a Prancy Nancy himself, Truth be told. I personally had to yank Children away by their collars who were within 20' of this prevert.

And do you think their "Mothers" thanked me, either?

It's enough for a Baptist Lady to consider swearing off Shopping altogether

[Jeeps4Salvation]

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

31. I think we can add pastel colored towels to the list.
32 Eating Sherbert - it's pastel colored too
33. Watching Don Johnson on Miami Vice (or Magnum PI with the sound off)

[Nobar King]

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

Let's not forget:
34. Super Mario

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

35. Englebert Humperdinck. If you say the name three times, you begin obsessing over wild homosexual orgies in the cabs of 18-wheelers at truck stops.

Please kids, don't try this at home!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

Owning small dogs like poodles and yorkies.

So gay!

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

Owning small dogs like poodles and yorkies.

So gay!

Couldn't agree more sister.

Then there's

37. owning or riding or just liking Shetland Ponies,
38. pogo sticks
39. Bucksfizz.

[SUV]

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

40. Snowball fights. (Some of the participants "throw like a girl")

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:



41. Twinkies! That little yellow lasso-swingin' "cowboy" is filled with "creme" and ready to tie you down and abuse you as his plaything!



And just check out his sissy friends! They look like the Hostess version of the Village People, for crying out loud! The Happy Ho-Homo and Captain Cupcake are waiting to tag-team you with chocolate lust! The Fruit Pie Magician wants to make his "rabbit" disappear! They are all waiting to get you high on sugar and pump you full of their sticky sweetness in a creme-filled orgy of depravity!

I'm going to go pray now. Or maybe have a snack.

[Collective Judas]

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

Guy's who wear PINK!

Girls who rub snuff!

[EmilyRose]

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

Oh please. You people are hilarious.

Snowball fights? Seriously?

Sort it out.

How pathetic.

[Dan Brown]

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

Emily Rose you're 100% correct.

They're nutters...

[Chick Norris]

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

Twilight is the source of all gayness.

It portrays vampires not only as fags, but as well-dressed fags that go against traditional depictions of vampires.

They are the greatest enemies of Christianity, more so than Obamamaniacs.

[EmilyRose]

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

Emily Rose you're 100% correct.

They're nutters...

It's hilarious really, how naive can people get?

[Dan Brown]

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

The greatest enemies of christianity are common sense, science and logic..... twilight is fictional...