[Mildred Connors]

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

I really must apologize for my previous rant in this thread. Such outbursts are most unbecoming of a humble, True Christian™ girl. This really isn't like me at all. I allowed an unsaved to get under my skin and I was truly upset. Being without husband, I should have let the Godly community here handle the matter for me. I will try very hard not to lose my composure like that again. I hope that I may be forgiven.

[Aristotle]

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

See!? Do you all see what I've been saying from the pulpit all these years? The queers are all radicalized, hateful and angry perverts who hate Jesus and want nothing more than the complete destruction of Christianity!

Can you imagine letting them get married and propagate their kind?
All TrueChristians™ need to fight gay marriage.

[Christy]

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

Floral arranging
Spartacus
Smurfs
Snuggies

[Nobar King]

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

Floral arranging
Spartacus
Smurfs
Snuggies

That's a pretty good list.

[Butch Albright]

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

Any sport other than FOOTBALL!

All other sports use balls that looks suspiciously like a man's precious loins (tennis, polo) or are played on equal grounds by WOMEN (running, tennis)

In fact, tennis is assuredly extra-gay. BEWARE, MEN!!!!

[Noah Dint]

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

ANY Barry Manilow music...

[Jed_Cassidy]

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

Frozen yogurt

Multi-colored ice creams

Watching musicals

Painting

[Nobar King]

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

Painting

You're referring to pastels, right, and not painting your house (white, I should suspect).

[Jed_Cassidy]

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

You're referring to pastels, right, and not painting your house (white, I should suspect).

Of course, Brother Nobar! I should have clarified--I was referring to the artsy-homery-express-your-feelings-on-canvas-with-lots-of-colors nonsense.

[Noah Dint]

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

Of course, Brother Nobar! I should have clarified--I was referring to the artsy-homery-express-your-feelings-on-canvas-with-lots-of-colors nonsense.

[Nobar King]

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

English nannies and naughty steps.

[Jacob the Angry Liar]

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

Any sport other than FOOTBALL!

All other sports use balls that looks suspiciously like a man's precious loins (tennis, polo) or are played on equal grounds by WOMEN (running, tennis)

In fact, tennis is assuredly extra-gay. BEWARE, MEN!!!!

I don't know, football is pretty gay too.



Note the cigarette in the guy's mouth. Sucking on phallic devices seems pretty damn gay to me... And the way he's handling that oblong ball looks kind of creepy.

[Aristotle]

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

Any sport other than FOOTBALL!

All other sports use balls that looks suspiciously like a man's precious loins (tennis, polo) or are played on equal grounds by WOMEN (running, tennis)

In fact, tennis is assuredly extra-gay. BEWARE, MEN!!!!

Tennis is a dangerous game for males. Look what happened to Rene Richards!

[Halleluyah Rob]

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

Calvin Klein underwear ads.