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  • TunaForBrains
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Dec 2009
    • 27

    #1

    Lady GaGa!

    I love this woman she is amazing, and bisexual!
  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: Lady GaGa!

    Get you hand out of your pants, boy! What does Lady Gaga have to do with praising Jesus?
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #3
      Re: Lady GaGa!

      Originally posted by TunaForBrains View Post
      I love this woman she is amazing, and bisexual!
      No proper lady would ever gag. I guess queers do.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Marshall
        Righteous and Patriotic
        Highest body count at the VFW
        True Christian™
        • Oct 2006
        • 3322

        #4
        Re: Lady GaGa!

        Sounds foreign. Where is she from?
        God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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        • Hank
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Oct 2009
          • 405

          #5
          Re: Lady GaGa!

          She is a God mocking filthy hermaphrodite. I think that means she has a coochie as well as a tallywhacker. Obviously a demon from the pits of hell.
          Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)

          GOD HATES FAGS
          Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
          DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS

          WHITE AND PROUD

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          • Marshall
            Righteous and Patriotic
            Highest body count at the VFW
            True Christian™
            • Oct 2006
            • 3322

            #6
            Re: Lady GaGa!

            She must be a European which means she's a communist so Jesus doesn't approve and neither do I. I'll have to look her up and see what the fuss all about.
            God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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            • Marshall
              Righteous and Patriotic
              Highest body count at the VFW
              True Christian™
              • Oct 2006
              • 3322

              #7
              Re: Lady GaGa!

              What the Hell?

              NO. I don't like her at all.
              God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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              • TruePath
                Unsaved trash
                • Dec 2009
                • 220

                #8
                Re: Lady GaGa!

                She symbolises everything that is wrong with the great satan that is western culture. This is what Christianity has given the world.
                Surah 4:169 O people of the Book! do not exceed in your religion, nor say against God aught save the truth. The Messiah, Jesus the son of Mary, is but the apostle of God ... say not "Trinity." Desist! it will be better for you. God is only one God, far be it for Him that He should beget a Son!

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                • Marshall
                  Righteous and Patriotic
                  Highest body count at the VFW
                  True Christian™
                  • Oct 2006
                  • 3322

                  #9
                  Re: Lady GaGa!

                  Look here Habeeb, that aint no Christian. That's a prostitute being filmed having a seizure.
                  God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                  • Noah Dint
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2009
                    • 695

                    #10
                    Re: Lady GaGa!

                    Originally posted by TruePath View Post
                    She symbolises everything that is wrong with the great satan that is western culture. This is what Christianity has given the world.
                    At least we don't have a school to teach our children to say, "Welcome to Seben Eleben" and "Sank You Veddy Mooch" so that they can run a corner store IN AMERICA.

                    You simply further prove your jealousy of this country and our True Christian™ ways with an inferiour religious script and "facts" you can't back up.

                    FOMCL!

                    (Falling Off My Camel Laughing)

                    -ND

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556

                      #11
                      Re: Lady GaGa!

                      Originally posted by Marshall View Post
                      Look here Habeeb, that aint no Christian. That's a prostitute being filmed having a seizure.
                      She has a zipper on her eye. Too bad Jesus didn't give her one on her mouth.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Mildred Connors
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Nov 2009
                        • 40

                        #12
                        Re: Lady GaGa!

                        "TunaForBrains", huh? He got his name right, at least.

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                        • MarkJJustin
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 4

                          #13
                          Re: Lady GaGa!

                          So you all hate Lady GaGa because of she is. oh yes what God created

                          Oh and BTW she is american and not everyone who is european is a commi. not everyone here drives the same car or wear the same clothes. this site must be a joke, i have never heard so much stupid crap in all my life

                          I hope you all die and burn in hell you bunch of [dratted] mormons. srsly go die, no one likes you and we live in moden times now. so no more of this jesus god [nonsense]

                          Gayness happens and jesus was gay (nice hair) common. this is crap, your all genuine and smell of a llama's [bottom]. im so happy your god is dead. then everyone can live there life, lol god what a sad excuse for a story
                          Your all scared so you worship something that is non existant. its the 21st century and homo happens. transgender happens and as yyou would put it, its all created by god so if you dont like what god has created then you dont like god. thus you are all [lady boys] and like to kill black children then [sing to] their dead corpes
                          Last edited by Mrs. Rogers; 01-14-2010, 02:35 AM. Reason: Edited for clarity and appropriateness

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                          • James Hutchins
                            True Christian™
                            Just a Regular Nice Guy
                             
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 29453

                            #14
                            Re: Lady GaGa!

                            So Mark, do not hold back, tell us how you feel, come on son, you are among those that love you.
                            Which part of Lady Gaga holds special meaning turgidly against you? Do you want HerHis throbbing, pulsating love to penetrate your very being?
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • Cranky Old Man
                              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                              You kids get off his lawn!
                               
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 22373

                              #15
                              Re: Lady GaGa!

                              Originally posted by MarkJJustin View Post
                              ... mindless rambling ...
                              Please leave this forum!
                              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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