[Talitha]

Re: What is love mean?

I always forget Dances with Joy is a girl. I always think its a homer.

Dances with Joy, you need to stop listening to Rosie O'Donnell and Oprah.
Those people dont know the meaning of love. Are any of those two "women" married? NOOOOOOO.

Case closed.

Well Sister, it certainly has Hissy Fits just like a Homer.

Y'know, It's funny you should mention Oprah. What's not widely known is that She once had Jesus scheduled to appear on Her show.
Apparently He was so disgusted that it was a Female Negra Lezbo talking to Him that He walked out before the show went out.



See how the Harlot is trying to deny everything?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: What is love mean?

Good Lord Woman!

Get your mind out of the gutter! I cook him breakfast before Services on Sunday....someone has to make sure he is fed like a King. That is what you do for the ones you love!

Sounds like you treat your Hubby worse than a dog. He probably has to iron his own shirts too, huh?

Lve, Sister Thumper

Actually, I rather enjoy ironing - the repetitive motion becomes almost meditative - kind of like Tai Chi. When I do my ironing, I ask if he has any he wants done.

When we were dating, if he spent the night at my place, I cooked breakfast. If I spent the night at his place, he cooked breakfast. Now we take turns with the cooking. But neither of us would ever haul off and hit the other just because the toast was overdone.

Tell me, just how did he manage to eat on a regular basis before you came along?

[The Jabba Master]

Re: What is love mean?

Just wondering, thank you.

To quote HK-47

Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and fewer would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose, against statistically long odds."

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: What is love mean?

Well Sister, it certainly has Hissy Fits just like a Homer.

Y'know, It's funny you should mention Oprah. What's not widely known is that She once had Jesus scheduled to appear on Her show.
Apparently He was so disgusted that it was a Female Negra Lezbo talking to Him that He walked out before the show went out.

So Oprah's interviewing CG cartoon figures now? Ratings must really be slipping.

[Talitha]

Re: What is love mean?

So Oprah's interviewing CG cartoon figures now? Ratings must really be slipping.

Jesus has many forms............. at least until He comes back for real........... VERY SOON!!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: What is love mean?

Hitting someone is not telling them you love them. Neither my father, nor my husband, nor my pastor would ever dream of hitting me.

You have a pastor? That's the funniest thing I've heard all day.

Self-defense is the only valid reason to hit someone.

So you agree that when I gave my Polack two black eyes to defend myself against it looking at me like that, I was acting in a totally justified fashion? And what about Zeke's right to protect himself against burnt toast?

To quote HK-47

You're a Hairy Krishna now? I swear, every time I think you've reached the outer limit of retardedness, you manage to outdo yourself.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: What is love mean?

You have a pastor? That's the funniest thing I've heard all day.

I am good friends with a couple of UU ministers, and I sometimes consult them for spiritual guidance. I consider both of them my pastors.


So you agree that when I gave my Polack two black eyes to defend myself against it looking at me like that, I was acting in a totally justified fashion? And what about Zeke's right to protect himself against burnt toast?

No. If your "servant" had taken a swing at you, then you would have been perfectly justified in swinging back. Hitting someone because you don't like the way they look at you is assault and battery.
Burnt toast is not an attack. If Thumps had thrown the toaster at him, that would have ben an attack. Unless, of course, she did so AFTER he hit her for burning his toast, in which case it would have been self-defense on HER part.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: What is love mean?

No. If your "servant" had taken a swing at you, then you would have been perfectly justified in swinging back. Hitting someone because you don't like the way they look at you is assault and battery.

It's all so simple in your black-and-white, liberal fundamentalist, Manichean worldview isn't it? I didn't hit just anyone, I hit a Polack. The jury's still out on whether those trollish Slavs can fly around in a mortar and pestle, but they can definitely put the evil eye on people. Unless they're lying in a cellar, crying and bleeding! Shout Glory!

Burnt toast is not an attack. If Thumps had thrown the toaster at him, that would have ben an attack. Unless, of course, she did so AFTER he hit her for burning his toast, in which case it would have been self-defense on HER part.

Yes, and Saddam was just stockpiling WMD to attack Jesus and America on 9/11 as self-defense on HIS part.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: What is love mean?

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It's all so simple in your black-and-white, liberal fundamentalist, Manichean worldview isn't it? I didn't hit just anyone, I hit a Polack. The jury's still out on whether those trollish Slavs can fly around in a mortar and pestle, but they can definitely put the evil eye on people. Unless they're lying in a cellar, crying and bleeding! Shout Glory!

So do you think you have some special dispensation to attack Polish people who look at you funny?

Yes, and Saddam was just stockpiling WMD to attack Jesus and America on 9/11 as self-defense on HIS part.

You mean those WMD's that were never found? And bin Laden was responsible for 9/11, not Hussein. And this has to do with burnt toast how?

[Unsaved and Loving It]

Re: What is love mean?

Yes, and Saddam was just stockpiling WMD to attack Jesus and America on 9/11 as self-defense on HIS part.

Yeah, just like George Wanlker Bush plans to stockpile ICBMs to destroy many potential True Christians and destroy possible space for Churchs! God will be angry with America for that!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: What is love mean?

You mean those WMD's that were never found? And bin Laden was responsible for 9/11, not Hussein. And this has to do with burnt toast how?

That's because Saddam gave them to Iran and Syria just before we attacked.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: What is love mean?

That's because Saddam gave them to Iran and Syria just before we attacked.

Right...of course he did. Just rest now. The medication will take effect soon, and all those nasty monsters chasing you will go away.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: What is love mean?

Right...of course he did. Just rest now. The medication will take effect soon, and all those nasty monsters chasing you will go away.

It's no joke: Saddam's WMD are in Syria. Or possibly the commies moved them to Lebanon. It's going to take quite a bit of invading before we know for sure, and even then there's the possibility that they may have been smuggled across the border into Iran or Venezuela by the time we get there. But you have to admit that either Saddam's weapons are hidden in Syria and Lebanon, or a worldnetdaily article AND a statement by a former Bush administration official are both factually incorrect. I know which sounds more plausible to me.

[Unsaved and Loving It]

Re: What is love mean?

Hmm... A hard choice... Saddam gave away weapons to his former enemies... Or the Bush Government Screwed up...

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: What is love mean?

It's no joke: Saddam's WMD are in Syria. Or possibly the commies moved them to Lebanon. It's going to take quite a bit of invading before we know for sure, and even then there's the possibility that they may have been smuggled across the border into Iran or Venezuela by the time we get there. But you have to admit that either Saddam's weapons are hidden in Syria and Lebanon, or a worldnetdaily article AND a statement by a former Bush administration official are both factually incorrect. I know which sounds more plausible to me.

I know which sounds more likely to me as well and I'd bet the rent it's not the same as your choice.