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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555
    #31
    Re: Jesus plays in a rock band

    Originally posted by Peter View Post
    It is historical correct that Jesus existed, but he is dead for almost 2000 years.
    Do you say that just because you're a sodomite? Or do you have some proof that Jesus is dead?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Peter
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Feb 2007
        • 279
        #32
        Re: Jesus plays in a rock band

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Do you say that just because you're a sodomite? Or do you have some proof that Jesus is dead?

        I'm not a sodomite. Jesus was a man like everyone else so he died. Jesus is dead.
        Last edited by Mrs. Mary Whitford; 06-15-2007, 03:46 PM. Reason: The white text isn't fooling anyone, so why not go with something more befitting your God-hating ways?

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          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
            Ladies of Landover Senior VP
            One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
            Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2006
            • 12414
            #33
            Re: Jesus plays in a rock band

            Originally posted by Peter View Post
            I'm not a sodomite. Jesus was a man like everyone else so he died. Jesus was temporarily dead.
            Yes, because just a man like everyone else comes back from the dead three days later, causing faith to erupt around the world as more and more people through the centuries are Saved!
            Posted via Prayer

            1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
            Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

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              • Joo
                International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
                Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                • Jun 2007
                • 831
                #34
                Re: Jesus plays in a rock band

                Originally posted by Miss Hikari View Post
                Nope. I went to finals, and aced them. I was just in a hurry, and left my computer on.

                Only 1 more final to go, and my 3rd year of high school is over!!!!
                I skipped my finals this year, since they didn't matter much. They don't mean much when you still graduate even if you skip 'em. Not to mention I was sick of high school by that point. Let me just say you'll be even happier next year after you graduate.

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                  • Miss Hikari
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • May 2007
                    • 372
                    #35
                    Re: Jesus plays in a rock band

                    Originally posted by Joo View Post
                    I skipped my finals this year, since they didn't matter much. They don't mean much when you still graduate even if you skip 'em. Not to mention I was sick of high school by that point. Let me just say you'll be even happier next year after you graduate.
                    Yeah probably. You have to take finals to graduate here, but I skipped class after I finished them. And I'm not getting sick of high school. It's quite fun. Truth be told, I'm slightly afraid of college.

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                      • Old Iron Crotch
                        SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                        • May 2007
                        • 3056
                        #36
                        Re: Jesus plays in a rock band

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Don't be disgusting. We don't want to hear about your personal lezbeanic "styles".

                        I was referring to my method of worship. Now get your mind out of my pants.
                        Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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