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I have long been wishing to join your noble ranks, but one thing has stopped me... One thing has made me wonder. Can Jesus make a taco so hot that he himself cannot eat it?
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Praise!
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Re: A humble question
Friend,Originally posted by GothWitch View Post
Perhaps instead of mocking God you should consider your own immortal soul. Jesus certainly can make a hot sauce to hot for your to handle and how to avoid it is the question you should be asking.
Frankly friend I disgusted you would chose Landover as a venue to ridicule Jesus.
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Re: A humble question
Heathens like you seem to think they can become True Christian™ as though it is some sort of Private Club for which you just fill out a Membership form..Originally posted by GothWitch View Post
Let me tell you, we are all hand-picked by Jesus Christ to look after HIS Forum.
Mockers will end up with an Eternity in Hell.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Son, it's time to stop thinking about munching scalding hot tacos and start thinking about JESUS and Eternal Salvation.Originally posted by GothWitch View Post
If you don't, you will soon find yourself smothered in Satan's and his minions scalding "hot sauce" while they take turns wildly raping you in hot, sweaty, unending orgies of depravity.
L
ve, Sister Thumper
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Re: A humble question
Thank you for your kind replies.
I did not intend to mock God in any way, but would you, in your infinite kindness help me find the true faith? I can not find peace with this question ravaging my mind.Comment
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Well, instead of asking silly questions, you should go immediately to the Introduction Forum, tell us about yourself and let us know your favourite Bible Passage.Originally posted by GothWitch View Post
Being a Goth Witch will not help you find The Truth® you seek.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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There is your problem friend. You are using your mind. Remember as a Christian always to just listen, don't think.Originally posted by GothWitch View Post
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Re: A humble question
Of course you meant to mock. Do you take us for fools? Your very name mocks God. You can never find peace as a gothtard satan worshiper. Repent and accept Jesus now. Swallow Him whole and He'll give you the peace that we all enjoy! Spit Him out and you'll find yourself gargling satanic bile for all eternity.Originally posted by GothWitch View Post
It's your choice, heathen.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: A humble question
Give these people some credit. You want to join their ranks, yet call yourself 'gothwitch'?Originally posted by GothWitch View Post
Whatever else these people are, they aren't illiterate.
That isn't exactly a turnoff, you know.Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde
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Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View PostGive these people some credit. You want to join their ranks, yet call yourself 'gothwitch'?
Whatever else these people are, they aren't illiterate.
That isn't exactly a turnoff, you know.
Rachael Renee Van Hellbound!! Stop encouraging sin! These poor young, lost, misguided souls are looking for Salvation. Not more ways to be sent to Hell.
Keep your twisted witch sex orgies fantasies to yourself! The last thing we need to think about is a coven of witches, naked, and drunk with unknown toxins, writhing around a cauldron grinding on each other and moaning in ecstasy and Satanic prayers.
Shame on you!
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Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
How did you know my middle name? Let me guess.....DOF file? Anyway....hmph! I was actually standing up for you folk, telling her not to take you for fools, and this is the thanks I get! 
Well actually, I wasn't thinking in quite those terms, but now that you mention it...Keep your twisted witch sex orgies fantasies to yourself! The last thing we need to think about is a coven of witches, naked, and drunk with unknown toxins, writhing around a cauldron grinding on each other and moaning in ecstasy and Satanic prayers.
Shame on me?? It wasn't me who brought up writhing, sweaty orgies, now, was it?Shame on you!
Stern, Sister Thumper
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While your question is trivial and simplistic there is something to be said for the connotation of heat. This is where your mind SHOULD be! Fire and brimstone awaits you witch! You are going to burn in hell for all eternity if you do not become a God fearing Christian.Originally posted by GothWitch View Post
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That reminds me of an episode of the Simpsons where Homer gets completely stoned (in the hippie way) and asks the Ned Flanders (the friendly, bible-thumpin', always at the front of the line for church) a similar question. And Ned goes on to read the entire bible to Homer, who is in aww at the whole thing (but only because he was still stoned).Originally posted by GothWitch View Post
I thought it was hilarious!
The Lord is my shepherd: I shall not want.Comment
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Hello there, GothWitch ... my advice is, don't tell them who you are, and don't mock Jesus, you will never get out of the unsaved trash user group if you do ...Originally posted by GothWitch View Post
... unless you are a True Christian for real --- but the pastors here want confirmation of that from Jesus first
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...Comment
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Re: A humble question
How many times do I have to retype my answer to this stupidest of questions?! Really, I may not be a TC, but this is really stupidOriginally posted by GothWitch View Post
If he exists: Yes, he could.
"How? What?!". Apparently, Jesus can do anything. Now, what falls under that category? Oh yeah. Making a Taco so hot that he himself cannot eat it.
"But, how?! Jesus is GOD! He must be able to eat it!". Well, no. If he wanted to make one so hot the he couldn't swallow it, he could.
"Stupid Atheist. He's God. He could eat ANYTHING!". Unless he wanted to make something that he couldn't eat. And logically, that's within his power, isn't it?
"But [insert generic comment of refuting argument here]". My point has already been made.
Logic wins again. Stupid questions phail. Now, will someone let me shoot this troll? Seriously, if you're going to quote The Simpsons, do it right. It was a BURRITO!
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