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  • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
    Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
     
    • Jun 2007
    • 6572

    #16
    Re: "Leave dead queers to rot" - Italian Bishop

    Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
    But if I'm not mistaken (I read this somewhere, or perhaps it was in a sermon)
    I think somebody got confused by Michael Jackson's video for Thriller.

    Leaving a corpse out would attract necrophiles, who would probably be gay, or at least sperm-murderers. A corpse an a hidden camera could help bring many sex-maniacs to justice.
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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29453

      #17
      Re: "Leave dead queers to rot" - Italian Bishop

      I guess this means we will have a bunch of the papist priests, cardinals and blue jays (or what ever they are called) in the streets too.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • BelieverInGod
        Fourm Member
        Forum Member
        • Feb 2010
        • 9269

        #18
        Re: "Leave dead queers to rot" - Italian Bishop

        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
        I guess this means we will have a bunch of the papist priests, cardinals and blue jays (or what ever they are called) in the streets too.
        To be honest, I really don't want to be driving over them.
        Drama queen

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        • Rev. M. Rodimer
          Honorary True Christian™
          Forum Member
          • May 2008
          • 13996

          #19
          Re: "Leave dead queers to rot" - Italian Bishop

          Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
          I must say rotting homos would be a tad unhygienic. Throw their vile carcasses in a lime pit. Then it will be a fruity finish to a fruity life.
          I can imagine it now, Nurse! They'll be cleaning out those AIDS hospices all over the country, saving billions of dollars a year in medical costs.

          "But . . . But I'm not dead yet!"

          "Quiet, you! In you go! Don't worry, the burning from the lime will be a nice warm-up for when you get to Hell!"
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • Logan
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            Forum Member
            • Mar 2010
            • 220

            #20
            Re: "Leave dead queers to rot" - Italian Bishop

            Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
            Pushing them out to sea on flaming funeral pyres is a possibility...though I don't really want my tax dollars spent on the wooden rafts, etc. That way, we know the bodies are disposed of hygenically, and we don't have to see or deal with the remains again.

            If a grieving "partner" throws themselves on the burning raft as it pulls away from shore, so much the better.

            (Or, they could always "trip".....)
            She brings up a very important point in this thread, we must not wast the tax payer's money on this. So far I like the pit idea, or maybe the dump?
            God judgeth the righteous, and God is angry [with the wicked] every day.
            -Psalms 7:11
            Fact: Only Flaming Homos Use Macs

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            • joeeee
              Unsaved trash
              • Apr 2010
              • 3

              #21
              Re: "Leave dead queers to rot" - Italian Bishop

              lolll you people are seriously twisted
              get over yourselves, gays are people too who have exactly the same rights as you

              and i agree with jesse, Jesus said 'love thy neighbour' and basically just to be nice to everyone. is leaving another human being's corpse out in the open to rot a kind, loving thing to do? yeah, it is, isn't it.

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              • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
                Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
                 
                • Jun 2007
                • 6572

                #22
                Re: "Leave dead queers to rot" - Italian Bishop

                Originally posted by joeeee View Post
                Jesus said 'love thy neighbour' and basically just to be nice to everyone.
                You need to read The God Loves Everyone Lie.

                And did you read WHY the sodomite corpses are to be left to rot? Because this type of tough-love "in the long-run often heals and evangelises". Do you know more than a Bishop does about evangelism?
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                • Levi Jones
                  Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                  Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                  Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                   
                  • Jul 2009
                  • 13930

                  #23
                  Re: "Leave dead queers to rot" - Italian Bishop

                  Originally posted by joeeee View Post
                  lolll you people are seriously twisted
                  get over yourselves, gays are people too who have exactly the same rights as you

                  and i agree with jesse, Jesus said 'love thy neighbour' and basically just to be nice to everyone. is leaving another human being's corpse out in the open to rot a kind, loving thing to do? yeah, it is, isn't it.
                  Allow me to introduce you to the Holy Bible.

                  Have a look at Romans 1:26-27,32

                  For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
                  And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
                  Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
                  Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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