[Nurse Clampett]

Re: [Press Release] Rev. Jim Osborne Reveals Deep, Dark Secret!

Wait, so the crew that gang-raped Eliot shouldn't have?

The DOF report does say he claimed it was all a joke, but they figured he was just terrified because they sent a crew of ex-Negroes-in-training . . .

Um, sorry, Eliot! Er, does it hurt much?

Quick! Lets form a prayer group for the healing of poor Eliot's rectum, STAT!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: [Press Release] Rev. Jim Osborne Reveals Deep, Dark Secret!

Quick! Lets form a prayer group for the healing of poor Eliot's rectum, STAT!

Nurse, it turns out it wasn't Eliot!

But nobody knows who it was. Some are speculating that Beaux McManless may have made his way back to Freehold at just the wrong time . . .