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  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930
    #31
    Re: [Press Release] Rev. Jim Osborne Reveals Deep, Dark Secret!

    Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
    She's my little singular nut now, HB.
    Ooooooohhhh! Heathen Basher just got rooster blocked. I'm so high on meth right now!!!
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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      • James Dewitt
        #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
        • Jan 2010
        • 6267
        #32
        Re: [Press Release] Rev. Jim Osborne Reveals Deep, Dark Secret!

        I can not handel this pastors going queer, sisters going lesbo. people getting preggers when they are not married.
        I am locking myself in my prayer closet, when all of you reach your senses come and get me.

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          • Levi Jones
            Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
            Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
            Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
             
            • Jul 2009
            • 13930
            #33
            Re: [Press Release] Rev. Jim Osborne Reveals Deep, Dark Secret!

            Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
            I can not handel this pastors going queer, sisters going lesbo. people getting preggers when they are not married.
            I am locking myself in my prayer closet, when all of you reach your senses come and get me.
            I have a funny feeling things are going to return to normal in about 40 minutes.
            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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              • The Widow Anna
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Jul 2007
                • 106
                #34
                Re: [Press Release] Rev. Jim Osborne Reveals Deep, Dark Secret!

                Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
                Anna, I am sorry to have hurt you so -- your pecan nibbles weren't that dry, however April's chicken nibbles are so juicy that they do not require additional sauce.
                That dry?! Mrs Rogers, you cut right to my heart with these sorts of statements. Moistness is next to godliness when it comes to nibbles and now I feel unworthy, especially if Miss April, with her scarcity of years, experience and sagging can top mine.
                "She was of a great age, and had lived with a husband seven years from her virginity; And she was a widow of about fourscore and four years, which departed not from the temple, but served God with fastings and prayers night and day" - Luke 2:36-37

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                  • Miss April
                    Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
                    Forum Member
                    • Apr 2009
                    • 685
                    #35
                    Re: [Press Release] Rev. Jim Osborne Reveals Deep, Dark Secret!

                    Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                    I have a funny feeling things are going to return to normal in about 40 minutes.
                    I have the same feeling, Brother Levi.

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                      • Meek and Humble
                        Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                        Biblical Black Belt
                        Jr. Pastor
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 6197
                        #36
                        Re: [Press Release] Rev. Jim Osborne Reveals Deep, Dark Secret!

                        Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                        Ooooooohhhh! Heathen Basher just got rooster blocked. I'm so high on meth right now!!!

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                          • Levi Jones
                            Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                            Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                            Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                             
                            • Jul 2009
                            • 13930
                            #37
                            Re: [Press Release] Rev. Jim Osborne Reveals Deep, Dark Secret!

                            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                            Brother I have no idea what you are talking about.

                            It's 12:24 am Freehold Standard time.
                            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                              • BelieverInGod
                                Fourm Member
                                Forum Member
                                • Feb 2010
                                • 9269
                                #38
                                Re: [Press Release] Rev. Jim Osborne Reveals Deep, Dark Secret!

                                Well since it's after midnight, maybe it's time to lock the thread.

                                Had fun today people
                                Drama queen

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                                  • Meek and Humble
                                    Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                    Biblical Black Belt
                                    Jr. Pastor
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Dec 2008
                                    • 6197
                                    #39
                                    Re: [Press Release] Rev. Jim Osborne Reveals Deep, Dark Secret!

                                    Wait...

                                    Does this mean Miss April DOESN'T love me?

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                                      • Miss April
                                        Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
                                        Forum Member
                                        • Apr 2009
                                        • 685
                                        #40
                                        Re: [Press Release] Rev. Jim Osborne Reveals Deep, Dark Secret!

                                        Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                        Wait...

                                        Does this mean Miss April DOESN'T love me?

                                        So this means everyone was just Kidding? I'm shocked:0 but Brother Heathen Basher my confession was the Truth i was not joking.I really do love you.

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                                          • True Disciple
                                            True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                                            Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                                            Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Nov 2009
                                            • 2445
                                            #41
                                            Re: [Press Release] Rev. Jim Osborne Reveals Deep, Dark Secret!

                                            Originally posted by Miss April View Post
                                            So this means everyone was just Kidding? I'm shocked:0 but Brother Heathen Basher my confession was the Truth i was not joking.I really do love you.
                                            I was kidding. But about you and Brother Basher, why not? Many a truth is spoken in jest, after all...
                                            Sweet Lord Jesus,
                                            I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                                            Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                                            Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                                            Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                                            Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                                            Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                                            Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                                            Amen.

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                                              • Sister Kitty
                                                True Christian™
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Mar 2010
                                                • 857
                                                #42
                                                Re: [Press Release] Rev. Jim Osborne Reveals Deep, Dark Secret!

                                                Is Hell-bound satanic deviant pervert Atheist day over?

                                                That is good.
                                                Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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                                                  • Cranky Old Man
                                                    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                                    You kids get off his lawn!
                                                     
                                                    • Jan 2010
                                                    • 22348
                                                    #43
                                                    Re: [Press Release] Rev. Jim Osborne Reveals Deep, Dark Secret!

                                                    Yes, it's over, we can start acting normal again. Which reminds me I have to shoot some bunnies for dinner.
                                                    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                                    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                                    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                                                      • Bobby-Joe
                                                        Landover Security Superviser
                                                        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                                        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 18405
                                                        #44
                                                        Re: [Press Release] Rev. Jim Osborne Reveals Deep, Dark Secret!

                                                        Ahah, we Christians are such jokes.

                                                        Good one Rev. Osborne!

                                                        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                                                        Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                                                          • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                                            Honorary True Christian™
                                                            Forum Member
                                                            • May 2008
                                                            • 13996
                                                            #45
                                                            Re: [Press Release] Rev. Jim Osborne Reveals Deep, Dark Secret!

                                                            Wait, so the crew that gang-raped Eliot shouldn't have?

                                                            The DOF report does say he claimed it was all a joke, but they figured he was just terrified because they sent a crew of ex-Negroes-in-training . . .

                                                            Um, sorry, Eliot! Er, does it hurt much?
                                                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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