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  • #31
    Re: [Press Release] Rev. Jim Osborne Reveals Deep, Dark Secret!

    Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
    She's my little singular nut now, HB.
    Ooooooohhhh! Heathen Basher just got rooster blocked. I'm so high on meth right now!!!
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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    • #32
      Re: [Press Release] Rev. Jim Osborne Reveals Deep, Dark Secret!

      I can not handel this pastors going queer, sisters going lesbo. people getting preggers when they are not married.
      I am locking myself in my prayer closet, when all of you reach your senses come and get me.

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      • #33
        Re: [Press Release] Rev. Jim Osborne Reveals Deep, Dark Secret!

        Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
        I can not handel this pastors going queer, sisters going lesbo. people getting preggers when they are not married.
        I am locking myself in my prayer closet, when all of you reach your senses come and get me.
        I have a funny feeling things are going to return to normal in about 40 minutes.
        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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        • #34
          Re: [Press Release] Rev. Jim Osborne Reveals Deep, Dark Secret!

          Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
          Anna, I am sorry to have hurt you so -- your pecan nibbles weren't that dry, however April's chicken nibbles are so juicy that they do not require additional sauce.
          That dry?! Mrs Rogers, you cut right to my heart with these sorts of statements. Moistness is next to godliness when it comes to nibbles and now I feel unworthy, especially if Miss April, with her scarcity of years, experience and sagging can top mine.
          "She was of a great age, and had lived with a husband seven years from her virginity; And she was a widow of about fourscore and four years, which departed not from the temple, but served God with fastings and prayers night and day" - Luke 2:36-37

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          • #35
            Re: [Press Release] Rev. Jim Osborne Reveals Deep, Dark Secret!

            Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
            I have a funny feeling things are going to return to normal in about 40 minutes.
            I have the same feeling, Brother Levi.

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            • #36
              Re: [Press Release] Rev. Jim Osborne Reveals Deep, Dark Secret!

              Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
              Ooooooohhhh! Heathen Basher just got rooster blocked. I'm so high on meth right now!!!

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              • #37
                Re: [Press Release] Rev. Jim Osborne Reveals Deep, Dark Secret!

                Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                Brother I have no idea what you are talking about.

                It's 12:24 am Freehold Standard time.
                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                • #38
                  Re: [Press Release] Rev. Jim Osborne Reveals Deep, Dark Secret!

                  Well since it's after midnight, maybe it's time to lock the thread.

                  Had fun today people
                  Drama queen

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                  • #39
                    Re: [Press Release] Rev. Jim Osborne Reveals Deep, Dark Secret!

                    Wait...

                    Does this mean Miss April DOESN'T love me?

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                    • #40
                      Re: [Press Release] Rev. Jim Osborne Reveals Deep, Dark Secret!

                      Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                      Wait...

                      Does this mean Miss April DOESN'T love me?

                      So this means everyone was just Kidding? I'm shocked:0 but Brother Heathen Basher my confession was the Truth i was not joking.I really do love you.

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                      • #41
                        Re: [Press Release] Rev. Jim Osborne Reveals Deep, Dark Secret!

                        Originally posted by Miss April View Post
                        So this means everyone was just Kidding? I'm shocked:0 but Brother Heathen Basher my confession was the Truth i was not joking.I really do love you.
                        I was kidding. But about you and Brother Basher, why not? Many a truth is spoken in jest, after all...
                        Sweet Lord Jesus,
                        I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                        Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                        Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                        Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                        Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                        Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                        Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                        Amen.

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                        • #42
                          Re: [Press Release] Rev. Jim Osborne Reveals Deep, Dark Secret!

                          Is Hell-bound satanic deviant pervert Atheist day over?

                          That is good.
                          Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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                          • #43
                            Re: [Press Release] Rev. Jim Osborne Reveals Deep, Dark Secret!

                            Yes, it's over, we can start acting normal again. Which reminds me I have to shoot some bunnies for dinner.
                            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                            • #44
                              Re: [Press Release] Rev. Jim Osborne Reveals Deep, Dark Secret!

                              Ahah, we Christians are such jokes.

                              Good one Rev. Osborne!

                              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                              Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                              • #45
                                Re: [Press Release] Rev. Jim Osborne Reveals Deep, Dark Secret!

                                Wait, so the crew that gang-raped Eliot shouldn't have?

                                The DOF report does say he claimed it was all a joke, but they figured he was just terrified because they sent a crew of ex-Negroes-in-training . . .

                                Um, sorry, Eliot! Er, does it hurt much?
                                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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