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  • Talitha
    Deaconess
    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2026
    • 15118

    #16
    Re: I am *not* gay.

    You Guys are soooooooo NOT GAY!!

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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    • Daisy Mae Johnson
      The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
      Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
      aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15708

      #17
      Re: I am *not* gay.

      Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
      You Guys are soooooooo NOT GAY!!

      AMEN SISTER TALI!!

      Does THIS look like a gay man. I think NOT! He is one fine hunk of a straight, manly man, GODLY Pastor!

      GLORY!

      ~~Swooon~~, Sister Thumper
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      • .Sarcastic.Strawberries.
        Foul Sinner on Moderation
        • Sep 2007
        • 66

        #18
        Re: I am *not* gay.

        Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
        AMEN SISTER TALI!!

        Does THIS look like a gay man. I think NOT! He is one fine hunk of a straight, manly man, GODLY Pastor!

        GLORY!

        ~~Swooon~~, Sister Thumper
        Haha, he looks like he's from the village people in that clearly edited picture. :] I'm a digit artist myself so I can very well see the edits. >> A very hot looking picture might I add.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78555

          #19
          Re: I am *not* gay.

          Originally posted by .Sarcastic.Strawberries. View Post
          Haha, he looks like he's from the village people in that clearly edited picture. :] I'm a digit artist myself so I can very well see the edits. >> A very hot looking picture might I add.
          So you are a digit artist? Is that what they call it now? When I was a boy we called it "master of the skin flute". Isn't that the digit you are referring to?

          You are not fooling Jesus with that subterfuge, nancy. You ARE a queer, unlike Dr. DeVille and I.

          That photo of me is 100% accurate. Sister Thumper took it last Spring after a hard day of riding her mare out in the desert. I am so not gay you wouldn't believe it. So stop making passes at me, ok?
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • .Sarcastic.Strawberries.
            Foul Sinner on Moderation
            • Sep 2007
            • 66

            #20
            Re: I am *not* gay.

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            So you are a digit artist? Is that what they call it now? When I was a boy we called it "master of the skin flute". Isn't that the digit you are referring to?

            You are not fooling Jesus with that subterfuge, nancy. You ARE a queer, unlike Dr. DeVille and I.

            That photo of me is 100% accurate. Sister Thumper took it last Spring after a hard day of riding her mare out in the desert. I am so not gay you wouldn't believe it.
            No it's digitally edited. I know because I'm a digital artist, it was a typo get over it, we don't have the ability to edit posts because you hate us. I work with digital mediums to create illustrations. I'm not stupid, your avatar picture was just pasted over the original face of the picture. And yes, I'm gay, and proud. :]

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            • Brother Guy Bayard
              Anvil of the Antipodes
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2007
              • 1271

              #21
              Re: I am *not* gay.

              Originally posted by .Sarcastic.Strawberries. View Post
              I work with digital mediums to create illustrations. I'm not stupid, your avatar picture was just pasted over the original face of the picture. And yes, I'm gay, and proud. :]
              First - Finger painting with your man-seed does not make you an artist, it just makes you gross.
              Second - Stupidity is in the eye of the beholder....
              Third - Don't argue with the Pastors. If he says you're wrong, you're wrong
              Fourth - What on earth do you have to be proud about being gay? Knowing where to find lip gloss at short notice?
              The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
              Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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              • Pastor Billy-Reuben
                Senior Pastor
                VP of Evangelical Outreach
                On FIRE for Jesus
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 5812

                #22
                Re: I am *not* gay.

                Originally posted by .Sarcastic.Strawberries.
                You'll be happy to know that I don't intend to post again
                I'd love to have a nickel for every time someone posted again after saying it was their last post. Then I'd be getting paid.

                Despite what you believe, we are serious folks with a serious purpose. We are helping people get saved here. There are desperate, struggling people out there, seeking the real truth about God. You are probably too far out of salvation's reach for us to help you, but several people have found the truth here, amen, and we hope to help many more.

                The Lord is so Good. I am blessed to be a part of this place.

                Pastor Billy-Reuben
                Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

                ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
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                • Bobby-Joe
                  Landover Security Superviser
                  Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                  NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 18405

                  #23
                  Re: I am *not* gay.

                  To .Sarcastic.Strawberries.

                  Yes, we deleted your post. Why do you think we are going to allow you to spread lies about us on our forum? You really you one foolish and selfish brat to think that. However as a good and TRUE Christian I forgive seven time seventy you for your childish outburst. I know say these things only because you have lost the argument and that is what they train your atheists to do in your secular schools.

                  PS.Repent and accept Jesus as your personal savior before Christ sends the Angel Youthinasia to earth in the form of a cat to sit on your face while you sleep !

                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                  • Brother Temperance
                    Senior Usher
                    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                    A very nice young man
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15621

                    #24
                    Re: I am *not* gay.

                    To Corporal Majors, or whatever you're calling yourself, how can you be surprised your posts were deleted? That's just outrageous! I've heard some pretty shocking rumours about Pastor Ezekiel and Dr Ville in my time, but I would never have thought that anyone would stoop so low as to suggest they'd get up to that! You're disgusting!
                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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