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  • Rev. Jim Osborne
    True Christian™ Televangelist
    Director of Fundraising and Tithing
    On the Look Out for Wife #6!
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 8622

    #1

    Heteroy: Christian Superhero that Turns Gays into Straights

    Recently, I came across a video that my secretary found online. Now, even though it was featured on that God-hating Jew show Saturday Night Live, it's a wonderful cartoon that shows the righteousness of Christians who can remove the gay from any man. I don't think this is meant to be funny in any way, and I think it is a sign that television might be improving. As much as I hate SNL, I do commend them for giving a good, positive message to gays out there: If you have faith in God, you don't have to be a homosexual. It is a choice.

    Please spend a couple minutes watching this. This is a great short film to show in your church. I plan on putting on a public viewing this Sunday. (There's a short 30 second ad in the beginning, so be patient.)



    If you have a child, and you don't want them watching trash cartoons, have them watch this instead. I think this cartoon is suitable for any child. Hopefully SNL will feature more of these inspirational cartoons in the future.


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  • Oakland "Reb" Griner
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 2241

    #2
    Re: Heteroy: Christian Superhero that Turns Gays into Straights

    Wow, Reverend!


    You could see the power of the Lord working to fix that sodomatious bicycle rider! Heteroy just blasted the homo out of him!

    And then pairing the now ex-gay with an ex-lesbian, fulfilling God's Holy Plan was just wonderful! I bet they will be popping out (straight) soldiers for Christ now!

    I want all the homos and all the lesbos to experience the serenity, joy and hope of regular man/woman marriage just like I have always had!!
    Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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    • Dirk
      True Christian™
      • Apr 2010
      • 1425

      #3
      Re: Heteroy: Christian Superhero that Turns Gays into Straights

      Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
      Recently, I came across a video that my secretary found online. Now, even though it was featured on that God-hating Jew show Saturday Night Live, it's a wonderful cartoon that shows the righteousness of Christians who can remove the gay from any man. I don't think this is meant to be funny in any way, and I think it is a sign that television might be improving. As much as I hate SNL, I do commend them for giving a good, positive message to gays out there: If you have faith in God, you don't have to be a homosexual. It is a choice.

      Please spend a couple minutes watching this. This is a great short film to show in your church. I plan on putting on a public viewing this Sunday. (There's a short 30 second ad in the beginning, so be patient.)



      If you have a child, and you don't want them watching trash cartoons, have them watch this instead. I think this cartoon is suitable for any child. Hopefully SNL will feature more of these inspirational cartoons in the future.

      We need more cartoons like these! Praise the Lord!

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      • Seth Campbell
        Outdoorsman, Hunter, Fisherman, Husband, True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Apr 2010
        • 1565

        #4
        Re: Heteroy: Christian Superhero that Turns Gays into Straights

        Obviously the evil pro-homer Canadian government is blocking this as it keeps hanging up on me.

        I am so tired of them blocking true Christian information from the few True Christians in this country. I assume it's to keep us quiet and make us feel like we're the minority.

        I'll try again tomorrow when I have more time and mental prowness for getting around government controls.
        PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

        Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

        Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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        • Dirk
          True Christian™
          • Apr 2010
          • 1425

          #5
          Re: Heteroy: Christian Superhero that Turns Gays into Straights

          Originally posted by Seth Campbell View Post
          Obviously the evil pro-homer Canadian government is blocking this as it keeps hanging up on me.

          I am so tired of them blocking true Christian information from the few True Christians in this country. I assume it's to keep us quiet and make us feel like we're the minority.

          I'll try again tomorrow when I have more time and mental prowness for getting around government controls.
          Liberal government?

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